ok people ... it would seem that The Potty Saga is kinda dead here. No one has really posted in a while (although Heather tried to revive it). So I have a few questions for people ...

Do you not post to it cause you forget it's here?
Or do you not post to it cause you have no clue where to go next with the story we have now?
Or are you just scared of our "mascot" so you never visit the page?

If it's the first, then this post is here to wake you people up!
If it's the second, I'm willing to start a new story line if it means people will be more interested.
If it's the third, deal with it and post! :-p

kate was staring intently at the paper for what seemes to be months, when it hit her... no not the car, the sound of the car aproaching. It was a shiney red very inconspicuous vehicle. The driver screeched to a hault in front of the girls and thier newly apointed scientist freind. Out stepped a rather interesting looking old dwarf. He straightened himself on his cane and came staggering towards them.

Alex looked uninterested in thier new visitor as he fiddled with some lint in his pocket. Hetaher looked up from over kates sholder and stared at the dwarf He was creepy and ...SHORT! he barely came up to heather's wasit and imediatly she began shaking. Running behind diana for protection, she felt a bit safer. Alex had taken off his glasses and was wipping them with the tail of his coat. "welcome tootsie Mcfuzzface. I was just informing our girls about the upcomming mission.

Kerry was standing in the lot looking slightly peeved. "Man, why do all my freinds like anime?" The rest of the girls were concntrating on the scarily short and deformed looking man in front of them. Heather had nearly passed out from shock and was grabbing wearily onto diana's shoulder for suport. Kate stepped forward. So who are you suposed to be?

The Dward looked up at her and spoke in a earily low voice. "I am going to be the one who teaches you how to use your techniques." the drawf smiled. Kate, seeing heather fall to the ground, looked at alex and asked, " If we already have you as our creepy scientist freind, then why do we need someone else to teach us our techniques?"

She didn;t get much responce out of him because he was in tears on the floor. He suddenly straightend and whent over to the dwarf. "Holy crap that was awesome," he exclaimed " Now you should probably leave before she wakes up again." The dwarf took the bills in alex's hand and got back into the car to drive away to do whatever creepy things evil homosexual dwarfs of color do in thier spare time. Alex was still smiling to himself as he leaned over heather and splashed watter on her face. She bolted upright and was imediatly in fighting stance. "now you see everyone? this was our first lesson. Any weakness you have can be exploited during battle so you have to be strong.....so you can lift heather up when she faints." With that he had dissapeared over a gate.



just for reference....... this is the dwarf

http://www.masters-of-photography.com/images/screen/arbus/arbus_dwarf.jpg

... scattered throughout the world! And not just the world, other worlds too, like worlds upon worlds upon universes of alternate dimensions! The weebils were fast little buggers!

"OMG!" Ali cried.

"What are we going to do?!" Diana cried.

"Well, seeing as how this looks to be turning into a magical girls series, what do YOU think?" Alex replied, dusting off his labcoat with apparently little concern for the impending world-wide virus infestation.

"So, if we're the magical girls, does that make you our wacky, hilarious, but incredibly intelligent scientist friend?" Kate inquired.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING WACKY?!?" Alex screamed, a homocidal gleam in his eye.

The girls cowered momentarily, shocked at the sudden outburst. O.o

Alex immediately regained his composure and shrugged, "Yeah, sure, why not."

Kate pulled a giant scroll out of nowhere and plopped it down in the parking lot. Kneeling down next to it, she pointed at the print on the papyrus.

"Okay, so this is a world map, and it just so happens that all of the locations of the weebils are in blinking rainbow colors all over the world. So all we have to do is find them and destroy them. I guess it would help to know what all our powers are, but this is fine for now," she told the others.

"We're going to Japan," Sarah stated resolutely, as she rushed back into her room to grab her katana collection and distribute various swords amongst the girls.

"Yay flesh-eating-virus-infested Japan!" cheered Kerry sarcastically.

"Bishounen, anime, sushi, manga..." Diana was drooling as she stared off into space.

Meanwhile... a car was speeding down the Upper West Cedar lot toward Kate and the map.

"oh they're so cute!" sara squeed in amusement.
Kate looked at her confused, "what are they??"
"they'er evil, EVIL!!" kerry whinced behind the car. Sara looked back at the fuzzy faces, and smiled. "I like them." She reached out to poke at one. Then alex came racing around the corner..

"stoooooP!!" he was out of breath and half choking on his words."don't touch them,.... they're infectious." after straightening up he straightened his glasses and his white lab cote. "they are microbs from another galaxy, and by galaxy I meen the dumpster, and by dumpter I meen the fifth dimention.....well no I guesse I don't meen the fith dimention, yeah dumpster."

sara quickly removed her hand in fear of infection and wipped it on a nearby piazza. The microbes made a chittering noice and ...

"We should rid the world of... weebils!" Kerry cried.

"What the holy crap are weebils?" Kate asked.

Hump hump.

Kerry took them to the garbage bins where she pointed at a carboard box at the base.

"Open that box..." Kerry ran to hide behind Jack (the car).

Kate, Ali, Sarah, Diana (with humping Piazza-action), and whoever else was there proceeded to the box.

Sarah threw open the lid and out popped...

The Weebils!!

Fairy Chachere's little purple eyes sparkled with glee. Never before had he met such a man as Muchiana. Never before had he been forced to submit to such manly bravado. The fervor with which he worked that whip was maddeningly sexiful. He decided right then and there that he would become Muchiana's pet. Wagging his butt, for lack of a tail, he stared up at Muchiana with an adoring look.

"Please, take me home!"

The others present on the green were beginning to awaken from their boredom-induced comas.

"Holy crap, what happened?" Kerry asked as she woke up.

Diana, still laying on the ground, was immediately greeted with Piazza humping her leg once again. It looks rather 'compromising' due to the fact that she was laying face up. Everyone ignored their fervent activities.

"So, we have super powers and stuff. We should like, do something good for mankind... or something," Kate offered as she watched Muchiana lead Chachere away on a leather leash.

"What do you think is a worthy cause?" Ali inquired.

Heather ran into the Steel Plant frantically calling out "Professor Muchiana!!" But her call had a strange echo to it. She thought the echo sounded like Loius's voice and followed the sound to Loius's office. She went into the office only to find both men making out. At seeing Heather they broke apart.
Loius sighed, "Dammit and the dinner guests just left. I was looking forward to breaking in the new handcuffs and bulwhip..."
Muchiana must have heard the mutter and quickly asked Heather, "What are you doing here? We were trying to get some 'work' done."
Heather then...

professor Muchiana. The fairy was starting to put everyone to sleep. Kate's eyes started to droop. Heather noticed this right away. KNowing the fairies weakness, She mustered up her last bit of strength to leave the room. she had to be fast, who knows what horrible affect this is having on kate! Thinking hard, she tryed to figure out where Muchiana would be. Then it came to her. Louis was having a dinner party at the gallerie and proff Luciana was sure to be there. She hurried to the steal plant. Must save kate!

But Heather you DO have a special power!! You save Kate from random, useless things! You remember the time that you saved Kate from Kerry touching her? Or that time you purified the air of the room, just in case it was bad for her to breath it? And that time...."

"Oh yeah!" exclaims Heather.

Suddenly a large wind blew and a large purple card flew toward Kate's head.

"OMG!! KATE LOOK OUT!!" screamed Heather, throwing her body in front Kate to protect her from the card hitting her. Heather thrusts out her arm and swatted the card down to the ground and begins jumping on it, "How dare you try to hurt Kate!!"

Everyone watches as Heather exhausts herself jumping on the card and sits down still eyeing the 'evil' card.

Diana (now a few feet away with everyone else who had backed away from the enraged Heather) goes over and turns over the card. Across the front is a huge rainbow with 4 figures - 2 girls kissing and 2 boys kissing.

"Gayanation" Diana reads, "What's that??"

Suddenly....

Heather woke up to Kerri and a few hundred Mike Piazza's. Utterly frightened and confused, she started to scream. From scarry barbie monsters to Piazza, what other things did this day have in store? SHe quickly ran outside intime to see a purple telletubby jummping about franticly on the roof of the building. AHGHG more scary things!

"WHY?!! why is there that thing here?"

Kate looked up at her. Squinting in the light, she tryed to explain this majical sparklely power thing. When she was done, heather looked sad.

"I don't have any special powers, or at least none that I know of." she looked at kate. "whats yours?"