I am what management guru Peter Drucker refers to as a "knowledge worker". This means the most strenuous physical work I do is reloading the paper tray of my printer. I am also what Max Weber, in THE PROTESTANT WORK ETHIC AND THE SPIRIT OF CAPITALISM, calls a "lazy sumbitch". Which means that I don't get a whole lot of exercise the rest of the day either.
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Cattle Prod of Courteous Debate.