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Happy Birthday to Kelly wakalaka07 and Happy Birthday to purplesatin who's Bday was yesterday.


Kelly, may you have a wonderful day today.  Do have a sexy party! <3 ya!

...and to Miss Jozanne, hope your Bday was great.  :P

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This week has sucked monkey balls but I just found some good news!  Morningwood is coming back to Orlando next month and playing at The Social in Downtown Whorlando.  I'm so freaking excited now.  Yay!
When I saw this band live, they had the most energetic live show I had ever seen and the lead singer is like an Energizer bunny and she's just teh sex! lol.
The show is June 14...hmmmm, so who's going with me? heh.
trickster_brat are you in?

Fucking A, man!  Haha!  Weeeee.....
I can't wait.  :D
Blondie is coming to O-town on the 16th of June to the Hard Rock, it's been a dream to see them live.  *crosses fingers*
Now, if only Depeche Mode with She Wants Revenge would come around this fuckin area...I would be as giddy as a school girl.

Rock on.  (O__~)

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Happy Mother's Day to all the Mom's out there.
....and to everyone else, call your mom's at least hehe.
(O__~)

I ♥ my Mom so much and I tell her every single day...I really do heh.
Getting ready to go out with my parents...yup.  
I had a really good time last night with my friends, there are tons
of pics haha.  Later.

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Snakes on a plane in my backyard.  My father just tells me that if I need to take Mokie (my dog) outside, I need to go with her because there is a huge, black snake in my backyard and I need to "protect" Mokie because the snake might attack her.

SURE!  Let me protect my dog.....or what about I protect my own ass and don't go outside with her at all?! lol.  I don't really want to lose a toe/foot to a damn dirty snake on my backyard....slut snake!
It's weird because I had a dream last night that I killed two snakes and found things inside the snakes like keys, toys, and other random crap.  Creepy!

Had a job interview yesterday...hopefully I'll get a call back.  *crosses fingers*
I bought my ticket this week...I'm going on a cruise to Panama, Costa Rica and Mexico in November...thank God I now have something good to look forward to.  

Music:  Check out Gnarls Barkley's music.  It's very soulful trip hop/alternative/experimental.  Me likes.  You might likes.
Laterz.

*Edit:  Am I a dork if I download DDR songs to my computer all the time and actually do listen to them?  Hmmmm!
I ma bitch slap that whore of a snake.....yeah!

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I ran out of conditioner for my hair today so I had to steal hers:
 
The sad thing is that it's not the first time I've done it.  I asked my mom if she had any Pantene and she said "No, why don't you use Mokies".
Okay, I didn't use doggy conditioner, she uses Suave, Milk and Honey....human conditioner so it was all good but it's still funny to me that I have to steal my dog's conditioner because I'm too lazy to go to the store.

I'm going to Busch Gardens to ride rollacoasters today and I didn't get ANY sleep last night.  It's Cinco de Mayo...do we really know what Cinco de Mayo is? or is it just an excuse to drink tequila and eat Mexican food?  (Not a good combination I'd say)

We celebrate the victory of Mexican forces led by General Ignacio Zaragoza over the French expeditionary forces in the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862.....Awesome.

Well, hope everyone has a lovely Cinco de Mayo and a great Friday.....I wonder if I can sneak in a bottle of tequila and some limes into Busch Gardens.  (O_~)

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IHOP is ghettofabulous. Went with my friends after a movie and ordered chicken. While I was eating my chicken, our waitress comes over to us and asks me how my food is. this is how the rest of the conversation went: (I'm calling her "Ruby" because she had that name tattooed on her arm lol.)

Ruby: How's your chicken?
Me: It's pretty good.
Ruby: How about the bbq sauce?
Me: It's okay, not the best I've had but it's fine.
Ruby: Oh yeah? because I've had people complain about that bbq sauce a few times.
Us: What have they said about the bbq sauce?
Ruby: That is tastes like something.....
Me: Like what?
Ruby: KOOCHY!!!!
Me: What the hell?
Everyone: *laughing their asses off!*
Adam: Can I try that bbq sause?
Me: Yes, you can try MY bbq sauce hahaha!
Ruby: Enjoy your koochy chicken.
Me: *scrapes the bbq sauce off her chicken and loses her appetite* lol.
Everyone: *pointing and laughing at me and my chicken*
Me: *turns really red*
Me: *continues to eat her food*
Nabori: When Sarah hears us saying bbq, she won't have any idea. *Makes funny impression of our friend Sarah*
Me: *with a mouth full of vagina chicken* *laughing my ass off to the point where I am choking and I CAN'T breath, laughing and choking at the same time and trying to say "Koochy sauce"*
Everyone: Are you okay Karla?
Me: I just saw my whole life flashing by........damn you people! 

My friends won't stop saying that I eat "vagina chicken", it's awesome to be mad fun of so much lol.

Outside in the parking lot, I walked over to my car and tried to use my key to open the door and the key wouldn't fit.  I started to freak out and yelled for my friend Jenny.  "Jenny, the key doesn't work, what the fuck?  Help me!"  Jenny said: "Karla, this isn't your car!"
This shit only happens to me haha.

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"Collective fear stimulates herd instinct, and tends to produce ferocity toward those who are not regarded as members of the herd."
-Bertrand Russell.

"Let us all hope that the dark clouds of racial prejudice will soon pass away, and that in some not too distant tomorrow the radiant stars of love and brotherhood will shine over our great nation with all their scintillating beauty."
-Martin Luther King, Jr.

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May 1, 2006: Call to Action!
"El Gran Paro Americano 2006" "The Great American Boycott 2006"
"Un dia sin immigrante" "A day without an immigrant"

They are calling for No Sales and No Buying of any commercial goods. No gas, no fast food, no American products that use so many illegal immigrants as workers. 
We have to show this administration that everyone has a right to voice their opinions and stand up for what they believe is right!!!!!

"We will settle for nothing less than full amnesty and dignity for the millions of undocumented workers presently in the U.S. We believe that increased enforcement is a step in the wrong direction and will only serve to facilitate more tragedies along the Mexican-U.S. border in terms of deaths and family separation." 

My family and I are not going to purchase anything tomorrow and I might go to a rally just to show my support.  Many people see illegal immigrants as a threat to their own jobs, to the stability of this country....but think about all the jobs that they do for this country that no one else wants to touch.
Most of us or our ancestors migrated to this country in search of a better life so why would we deny the same to these people!
Remember the uproar over gay rights?  How they wanted the same rights as everyone else?  Well, immigrants want the same rights as everyone else and they just want to work to support their families.  Plus, this legalization process would screen for criminal backgrounds so the excuse of "Criminals will now become legal" can't even come up people!

Can you imagine what a huge message we could send our government if millions of people stop buying things tomorrow and they see the huge impact life without immigrants could be? 

If you support this cause, then take action tomorrow.

More information here.

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Not really my style but fill it out you guys.....hmmm, if you do it for me, I'll do it for you!  *wink*

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Hey kiddies.  Thank God I'm feeling way better, I CAN HEAR out of my left ear!  All rejoice!  haha.  I had not hung out in about two weeks so when my friends invited me to see The Wild tonight, I went and felt great, it was nice to catch some fresh air.  The Wild was pretty funny, good cgi and it was nice to hear Janeane Garafalo as the Bridget the giraffe.
I also DDR-ed so this must mean that I'm better.  *evil grin*

So, if you haven't heard about Snakes on a Plane yet then you've been living under a rock and I feel sorry for you cause.....yo, didn't you know it's all the fuss in the online world?  Fo shizzle....ma homeskillet! 


This cracks the hell outta me!  LOL!

I listen to music almost 24/7, don't know if that makes me cool or kinda freaky.  Scissor Sisters are awesome, this band is like a mix of gay, funk, rock and more gay!  Haha.  She Wants Revenge makes me want to rape somebody dance a lot!  

I had a thought!  *cookie?*  well, ok...Miss. Jolie and Mr. Pitt always end up on the top of the sexiest people alive or whatever lists....they fornicated and now are expecting a bundle of joy, well, I personally think that this is a government conspiracy to breed the best/sexiest baby in the world and his charm alone will make him become the Emperor of the UNIVERSE!  He will enslave us with his *pouty lips* and he will be the spawn of SATAN!....or maybe I've seen The Omen way too many times.  Actually, my last entry was entry number 666!  We are all going to die.....*runs away screaming*.  :P

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Tom Cruise walks into a Denny's...........



Muahahaha...I'm a sick and twisted human being.
I don't know what made me make this but it's hella funny, yo!
MMMMMM....TASTY GOODNESS!!!

In other news:
New 800 dollar mattress + comfy pillow = Karla sleeping like a baby.
(Pssshhhh....I would have wanted the 800 bucks instead...but can't argue with the parentals.)

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Hey kidz!

Today's lesson is called: "Which friggin group do YOU belong to?!?!"

Your choices are:

Heterosexuality
Homosexuality
Bisexuality
Transsexuality
Asexuality
Autosexuality
Pansexuality
Monosexuality

and now introducing Flexuality!
Kidz, Flexuality is being open to same sex activity without identifying as gay or bisexual, which in other terms means being a dirty, dirty whore-bag! 

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I'm sick. I think my immune system hates me with a passion, my immune system is a dirty, dirty whore! My throat has been hurting for a few days now and I can't even swallow. When I told this to my good friend, her exact words were: "Well, stop sucking d*ck!" hahaha, my friends care so much.
My body is sore...I feel really weak and look like crap lol, I think I'm just getting a cold.
Good times indeed.
Hope everyone is doing well...you lucky sons of bitches...I kid, I kid!
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The lovely sweet_opiate interviewed me.  Thanks so much for the wonderful questions.

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"Cruise Denies Adult Pacifier for Holmes"

Tom Cruise has hit out at reports he has bought an adult pacifier to keep fiancee Katie Holmes quiet during childbirth. The heavily pregnant actress plans to adhere to strict Scientology rules and give birth without screaming, crying or making loud noises, and Star magazine insisted Cruise would help by providing a specially designed device to bite. A source tell the magazine, "He commissioned an adult-sized 'binky' for her to clench between her teeth, hoping that it'll squelch her screams. In keeping with a Scientology silent birth, Tom is prepared to do whatever it takes to muffle Katie's moans and groans during the delivery." Cruise's publicist Arnold Robinson has dismissed the reports as nonsense. On Tuesday fellow Scientologist John Travolta lent his support to the controversial birth plans.


What the fuck is wrong with these people?!?!
Seriously, Scientology is a cult and I don't care if they read this, break my door and take me off to happy land.
A WOMAN giving birth to a HUMAN BEING is a beautiful thing, a miracle of life...it's LIFE ITSELF yet in this fucked up cult, women can't scream and make noise while giving birth?
Oh yeah, let's see how you mother fuckers feel after you push a baby through your vagina....Tom Cruise, let's see if YOU can push a baby through your small penis and let's see if you won't scream or make noise you pompous, stupid man! And now, this is what WE need..we need John Travolta of all people to support women giving birth without making noise....Thank you God, now I'm going to have a ton of babies and be as silent and still as a bunny rabbit.
This makes me so angry and Katie Holmes is a dumbass if she even agrees to this bullshit!

WE NEED SCIENTOLOGY TO TELL US HOW WOMEN SHOULD BEHAVE WHILE GIVING BIRTH? FUCK YOU L. RON HUBBARD..FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID CULT THAT DISGUISES ITSELF AS A RELIGION AND SUCKS THE LIFE OUT OF PEOPLE!!!

I've lost respect for these stupid actors. Fucking crazy!!!!!!!!!!!

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I can't explain this phone post, just listen if you dare lolz.
I'm such a fool haha.

*points* Look at them dance..dance I tell ya!!!!

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I love this photograph.  I took it while on vacation and I keep looking at it more and more lately.  I really wanted to go to NY this summer again but I don't think that's going to work out.  I haven't saved all the moola I would need to go yet and I guess it's too late now.  I'm happy about November though, I'm going on a cruise to Panama, Costa Rica and Mexico.  Been to Mexico a few times but never to Panama or Costa Rica and they say Costa Rica is such a beautiful place, I can't wait.  Speaking of cruises...my parentals left today for another week long cruise...lucky them!  

I feel good...better than I have lately but there is still something missing.  C'est la vie! right?  Hopefully, things will start looking up, I need a change, something drastic so we'll see what happens.  Tee hee.



Tengo la camisa negra
ya tu amor no me interesa
lo que ayer me supo a gloria hoy me sabe a pura 
miércoles por la tarde y t ú que no llegas
ni siquiera muestras señas
y yo con la camisa negra
y tus maletas en la puerta.

As dorky as this might sound...the Trans-Siberian Orchestra rock my socks!  Listen to their Mozart medley and the 1812 overture by Tchaikovsky, I think that version is the one used in V for Vendetta.  Rock out to classical music, biatches!  :)

Music I've been listening to:
Morningwood, Scissor Sisters, Electric Six, Le Tigre, Taxi Doll, Goldfrapp, She Wants Revenge, The Sounds, Tricky, Armin Van Buuren, Lacuna Coil, Flyleaf.

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A public service announcement to a few people out there:

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