Do You Hear that Sound?
The Town Clock Heard From Anywhere in Town. . .
Journal created:
on 6 April 2006 (#9974974)
Updated:
on 13 January 2017
Name:
ukrazy
In place of an actual profile, here are copy/pasta-ed Simpson's quotes.
Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
Homer: I've got three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. [lie detector blows up]
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.
Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
Homer: I've got three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. [lie detector blows up]
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.
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