Native Born Earthling
Stories by Native Born Earthling
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Cartoon Cut-ups: MTFENWSGA !
Make The Flesh-Eating New World Screwworm Great Again ! For the first time in more than 60 years, the New World screwworm (Cochliomyia hominivorax) has reemerged in the United States, having been detected in Texas and New Mexico. The screwworm, the larval stage of a fly, feeds on living flesh — including human flesh. The…
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Cartoon Cut-ups: Celebrate Independence Day!
The Four Freedoms (updated from 1941): Freedom of Speech and ExpressionFreedom from WantFreedom from FearFreedom from Religion
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Cartoon Cut-ups: The Burning Giraffe
It’s like ‘the elephant in the room’, but a giraffe, and on fire.
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Cartoon Cut-ups: On Goal
A Preview of Future Sporting Events on the White House Lawn. No tyrants. No kings. No creepy clowns.
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Cartoon Cut-ups: 8647 is Prime.
Trump Administration Suffers Legal Loss Over ’86-47′ Flag in DC “No reasonable observer could have viewed Plaintiff’s display of the flag as a threat to the President’s life or physical safety,” [U.S. District Judge Randolph Moss] wrote.
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Cartoon Cut-ups: Who Loves Ya?
narcossist /nar′ko·sist/ n. a person who exhibits a compulsive, chronic, and uncontrollable need for admiration; often associated with an exaggerated sense of self-importance. Narcossism is highly addictive. One of the symptoms of narcossism is ‘nodding off’.
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Cartoon Cut-ups: Dead Presidents
President Trump calls the penny wasteful. Feb 10, 2025 — The President took to social media to say he thinks we should stop minting new pennies, calling the 1-cent coin ‘wasteful’. . . . Q: How much will it cost to design, engrave, print, and security-test a new $250 vanity note? . . .
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Cartoon Cut-ups: Demolition of the Trump Ballroom
. . . And Trump will pay for it! Actual images from Trump’s demolition of the historic East Wing of the White House superimposed on the AI model of the Trump Ballroom.
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Cartoon Cut-ups: Demolition of the Arc de Trump
Images of Trump’s demolition of the historic East Wing of the White House are superimposed on the tacky ‘Arc de Trump’ AI slop. Wouldn’t it be cheaper to not build it?
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Cartoon Cut-ups: The Headless Horseman of the Apocalypse
Very, very loosely based on Albrecht Dürer’s ‘The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse’ (1498) & Walt Disney’s ‘The Legend of Sleepy … ‘ (Donald?) (1949) Ukraine: Russian strikes target Dnipro and Odesa [May 18, 2026]
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Cartoon Cut-ups: White House Horror Movie
Trump reads Bible as thousands pack National Mall for America 250 prayer rally Fox News America Prays The White House AN INVITATION TO PRAYER & REDEDICATION OF THE UNITED STATES AS ONE NATION UNDER GOD IN PREPARATION FOR THE 250TH BIRTHDAY OF OUR COUNTRY 1776-2026.
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Cartoon Cut-ups: Gold Grift Card
Justice Department announces nearly $1.8B fund to compensate Trump allies in a deal to drop IRS suit Top government lawyer resigns as outrage mounts over Trump’s ‘slush fund’ of $1.7B for allies Trump: ‘There’s nothing like doing things with other people’s money’ (Politico, 09/20/2016) Donald Trump, in hot water over a report that his charity…
