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JIMMY KIMMEL Crushes Trump with Truths About His Iran War Fiasco And Channels Melania
This week Donald Trump trumpeted his prideful and delusional declarations of victory in the reckless and illegal war that he started against Iran. Never mind that all indicators show that Iran was actually the winner, and that Trump is pitifully trying to claim glory for himself that he doesn’t deserve. Click here to post this…
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TRUMP TOTALLY HUMILIATES Himself – And America – 3 Times (at Least) at the G7 Summit in France
The walking pile of puerile perversity that we know as Donald Trump has once again demonstrated how grossly distant he is from any semblance of civil conduct. Trump’s massive yet fragile ego drives everything he does or says. And it’s particularly disturbing when he does it on foreign soil. Click here to post this article…
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OUCH! The Ladies of The View Roast JD Vance Over Trump’s Sick Friendship with Jeffrey Epstein
Poor Donald Trump is having a terrible birthday week. As he turns 80, Trump is struggling to stay awake for the various celebrations he planned for himself at taxpayer expense. Most notably his UFC cage match at the White House that dragged down the dignity and prestige of the property and the presidency, while enriching…
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TRUMP GOES OFF on a Racist Rant Shortly After His White-Trashing of the White House and America
It didn’t take Donald Trump long, following his disgusting and undignified UFC circus at the White House, to return to his racist roots where he can disparage his perceived political enemies with his typically infantile insults. Click here to post this article on Twitter or Click here to post on Bluesky The UFC affair lived…
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WOW! Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hegseth Admits Trump’s Iran Deal Gets NOTHING that Obama Didn’t Get [UPDATE: DEAL ALLEGEDLY REACHED!?]
The political and PR tug of war between Donald Trump and Iran is continuing to strain relations without making any observable progress. On Saturday Trump posted a comment on his dedicated propaganda platform, Truth Social, declaring that an alleged “peace” deal would be signed Sunday (today). So far, there’s been no confirmation of that. Click…
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PATHOLOGICAL LIAR TRUMP Posts an Absolutely BONKERS Comment on His Fake ‘Peace’ Deal with Iran
America is now in the fourth month of the war with Iran that Donald Trump said would only last a few days. Instead what Trump has called a “little excursion” has cost billions of dollars, thousands of lives, and the reputation of the United States as a diplomatic superpower. Click here to post this article…
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TRUMP’S WHITE TRASHING of the White House with His Tacky UFSemen Fest Even Disgusts Republicans
For someone who was born into a wealthy family, Donald Trump has none of the attributes of a typical snobby elitist the high society tastes of his upper crusty peers. To the contrary, Trump has always exhibited the sleaziest classlessness of those he regards as uncultured peasants and revels in looking down upon. Click here…
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TRUMP LIES To Fox News That Iranian Officials Told Him They Love the Great Press They Get 🤣
The increasingly bad news for Donald Trump continues to spill out as his reckless and illegal war with Iran spirals out of control. In the past 24 hours Trump has whined that Iran isn’t capitulating quickly enough, but also that he has secured a complete peace agreement with Iran wherein the U.S. is getting everything…
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TRUMP DITCHES PLANS to Spin Off His Failing Truth Social Scam Into a New, Separate Failing Scam
The latest brilliant business move by Donald Trump might just eclipse his infamous flops of the past wherein he bankrupted four casinos, shuttered his phony “university” and discontinued dozens of hokey side hustles (water, ties, steaks, magazines, games, watches, cologne, crypto, etc.) intended to separate his gullible flock from their finances. Click here to post…
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WHUT? MAGA Mike Johnson Says that No Proof of Election Rigging is Proof the Election Was Rigged
Donald Trump and his MAGA Republican flunkies are totally discombobulated by the fact that Democrats are leading in the elections in California. They simply cannot understand how Democratic candidates could be favored in the most Democratic state in America. Someone call the Waaahmbulance. Click here to post this article on Twitter or Click here to…
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REALLY? Trump’s Source for ‘Tremendous Evidence’ of Election Fraud is MyPillow Kook Mike Lindell?
Americans have lately been troubled by the frequent cognitive glitches of the current occupant of the White House, Donald Trump. But never let it be said that Trump is incapable of focusing on a subject that he deems important when he wants to. Sometimes for weeks, months, years, longer than anyone else would consider reasonable…
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BIG BABY TRUMP Flees Like a Frightened Fowl From Scary Meet the Press Host Kristen Welker
Donald Trump has worked hard for years to craft an image of himself as a pillar of strength and a manly man. Of course, only desperately insecure man-babies feel compelled to do that. And Trump fits that profile perfectly. Click here to post this article on Twitter or Click here to post on Bluesky For…
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RURAL REVOLT: Will Trump Lash Out At the ‘Radical Left Lunatic’ Rural Voters Who Now Hate Him?
Donald Trump once promised that if he was elected there would be so much winning that people would get sick of it. Well, he was partly right. He got elected, and people are sick. However, winning hasn’t been the catastrophe that he predicted. Click here to post this article on Twitter or Click here to…
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Stephen Colbert’s Audience Flocks to Jimmy Kimmel, While CBS Suffers a Massive Ratings Decline
The first full week of ratings for network late night television since “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” went dark have been released. And it doesn’t paint a pretty picture for the Donald Trump bootlickers at Paramount/CBS who canceled their number one program starring America’s favorite late night host. Click here to post this article…
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HUH? Trump Now Says His Defunct Slush Fund Was For People Who Were Abused – By the Media❓
It’s getting more difficult every day to keep track of the myriad explanations and excuses that Donald Trump dispenses to the press for whatever calamity happens to be gnawing at his rapidly decomposing brain matter. The problem with trying to comprehend Trump’s explosive diarhetoric is that he continuously alters it fit into his always evolving…
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MAGA Mike Johnson Pitifully Tries to Cover For Trump Saying ‘I Don’t Care About the Midterms’
The upcoming midterm elections portend to be a disaster of epic proportions for Donald Trump and his Republican Party. Trump’s approval ratings are at record lows, and generic political party polling shows Democrats with significant advantages over the MAGA-ified GOP. Click here to post this article on Twitter or Click here to post on Bluesky…
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SNOWFLAKE TRUMP Takes Credit For Canceling ‘DUMB’ (With a B) Stephen Colbert
The tender sensitivities of Donald Trump, and his massive yet fragile ego, continue to shine through the facade of bombast and bullying that he likes to put forward. His macho image of himself – setting aside his affinity for The Village People and muscular MMA fighters – is as fake as his layers of orange…
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JIMMY KIMMEL WINS Peabody Award, Skewers Trump in His Acceptance Speech
Watch out for flying ketchup bottles! The Crybaby-in-Chief, Donald Trump, is going to be lobbing caseloads of condiments with both hands when he hears that the “low rated, no talent,” late night comedian, Jimmy Kimmel, has just won a coveted Peabody Award for “embracing the responsibility of comedy to reveal truths amid political volatility.” Click…
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TRUMP HUMILIATES HIMSELF in a Hysterical Interview By His Daughter-in-Law Lara Trump on Fox News
There really is no one who does more damage to Donald Trump than Donald Trump. With every public appearance he makes he pours out buckets of bullpucky that is decidedly detrimental, with an emphasis on the “mental.” Click here to post this article on Twitter or Click here to post on Bluesky Saturday night Trump…
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TRUMP FREAKS OUT Over Kennedy Center Ruling – Gets Fluffed by Maria Bartiromo on Fox News
By now everyone knows how easy it is to trigger Donald Trump into doing or saying something profoundly stupid, or worse, manifestly harmful to the reputation and/or well being of the United States. As Hillary Clinton presciently warned nine years ago, “A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can…
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FOX NEWS WARNS Against Giving the Nuclear Codes to Mentally Declining Presidents – LIKE TRUMP?
Throughout the presidential campaign of 2024, Donald Trump and the Republican Party focused obsessively on the perceived weaknesses of President Biden, despite the fact that he had dropped out of the race. They made mental health a key factor for choosing a national leader. Click here to post this article on Twitter or Click here…
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Fox News Hypes Trump’s INSANE Homeland Security Plan to Halt International Flights to Blue Cities
One thing that has never been in short supply since Donald Trump reoccupied the White House are truly bizarre and boneheaded ideas that forebode catastrophes for America and the American people. Click here to post this article on Twitter or Click here to post on Bluesky Among Trump’s most boneheaded initiatives are his idiotic and…
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GRIFTER-IN-CHIEF: Trump Lauds the Agency He Corrupted that Regulates His Own Family Crypto Scams
The fortune that Donald Trump has made since reoccupying the White House dwarfs that of many third world nations. He has amassed billions of dollars by opening channels through which conflicted donors, greedy corporations, and nefarious foreign operatives, could funnel funds directly – and secretly – into his pockets. Click here to post this article…
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DID TRUMP FAIL His Physical? Why is He Panic-Posting Pix of Random People Sleeping on TV
Among the many records held by Donald Trump is that he is the oldest person ever to be inaugurated as president of the United States. The American people are reminded of that distinction every day as Trump seems to exhibit new signs of acute physical and mental decline whenever he is seen in public. Click…
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HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY? Trump Insults Half the Country (Dumocrats?), Including Millions of Veterans
It’s Memorial Day, and on this somber day of remembrance, America’s fallen are honored for their sacrifice. It’s a day when the nation comes together to pay tribute to those made the ultimate sacrifice to preserve the liberties we were inherited from our founders. Click here to post this article on Twitter or Click here…
