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I Know Nothing About Anime, But Dragonball Evolution Is The Worst Adaptation Ever
Over the years, I’ve changed my stance on whether movie adaptations need to remain materially faithful to their source, and …
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R-Rated Mad Max Ripoff Is An Ambitious Seek And Destroy Disaster
You know what’s a pretty good indicator that a movie is going to be a total disaster? When it’s called …
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Extremely R-Rated 2000s Thriller Makes Lord of the Flies Look Like Gilligan’s Island
Whenever I plan a romantic getaway with the Missus, I have a very short list of win conditions. If the …
Bill Skarsgård’s R-Rated Thriller On Netflix Is The Platform’s Best True Crime Offering
The most dangerous thing in the world is a desperate man who feels like he has nothing left to lose. …
Jennifer Jason Leigh Steals Bridget Fonda’s Life In Relentless, R-Rated Thriller Now On Netflix
Seeking out a solid psychological thriller is always a mixed bag experience because it’s a genre that paints in very …
The Alexander Skarsgard Futuristic Sci-Fi Thriller Streaming On Netflix
Ever dreamt of seeing a 6’4″ Swedish actor take on a futuristic, neon-soaked Berlin without uttering a single word? Your …
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New R-Rated Martial Arts Film Brutally Hammers Storyline Into High-Octane Free-For-All
The Furious doesn’t quite live up to expectations, and that’s probably weird to hear from someone who was highly anticipating …
Sitcom Legend Made The Same Offbeat Comedy Twice In Two Years
If you spend as much time trolling around Hulu and Tubi as I do, you’re bound to come across a …
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R-Rated Action Classic Is Everything You Loved About The ‘90s
So many people were surprised when Nicolas Cage was cast as Spider-Noir in Into the Spider-Verse, a role he later …
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Unfairly Overlooked, R-Rated 90s Sci-Fi Thriller Is An Unhinged AI Takeover
Here’s the advice that I’ll keep screaming from the mountaintops until I’m blue in the face: any sci-fi thriller from …
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Most Bankable 90s Child Star Is A Homicidal Maniac In Criminally Underrated Thriller, Now On Netflix
I’m going to tell you something that every single parent will tell you with varying degrees of seriousness: kids are …
Anthony Stewart Head’s Graphic, R-Rated Dystopia Predicted Humanity’s Worst Obsession
Repo: The Genetic Opera started its life in 2002 as a stage play that was then turned into a 2008 …
R-Rated Survival Thriller On Netflix Pits Furiosa Against James Bond, Jr.
If we’re being honest, Netflix doesn’t have the best track record when it comes to original productions. Sometimes, they create …
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The Hit ‘90s Film That Killed Your Childhood Is Better Than Ever
These days, Toy Story is a cultural institution, one that goes back to 1995. That was when the first film …
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Sexy, R-Rated Dark Comedy Puts Hollywood In Its Place
Be honest: are you someone who hates frou-frou art films? Does the term “independent movie” make you frown because all …
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The Sci-Fi Masterpiece Rejected For Being Too Hardcore
Dredd is another in a long line of movies that, for one reason or another, failed to find a theatrical audience despite being fantastic.
Stephen King Only Directed One Film, And It’s About As Insane As You’d Expect
I can’t think of anybody other than Stephen King when it comes to creators who go all in at times …
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Reese Witherspoon’s Shocking R-Rated 90s Thriller Is A Deadly Encounter With No Escape
If there’s anything I love more than a solid thriller, it’s one that makes me laugh. If it makes me …
Stranger Things Star’s Raunchy Hulu Original Proves That The College Comedy Is Dead
Of all the Stranger Things characters I could possibly latch onto, I was always partial to ole Dusty Bun, portrayed …
Legendary Director’s Triumphant Return to Alien Cinema is Long-Winded Trash
Aliens have existed for a very long time in Disclosure Day, and there’s proof of that. On the one hand, …
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Backrooms Is The Change Hollywood Needs To See
The long-awaited movie adaptation of the YouTube web series Backrooms was released in theaters on May 29, 2026, bringing with …
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Explosive, R-Rated 70s Sci-Fi Thriller Is A Proto Mad Max Warzone
It’s easy to forget that post-apocalyptic thrillers existed before 1979’s Mad Max because George Miller not only perfected the formula, …
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Milla Jovovich’s Extremely R-Rated, 2000’s Crime Thriller Is An Unfairly Overlooked Revenge Plot
I don’t know about you, but when I think of Milla Jovovich, I think of the first Resident Evil (2002), …
Margaret Qualley’s Raunchy, R-Rated Comedy On Netflix Is A Star-Studded Ball Of Confusion
I recently sat down to watch 2025’s Honey Don’t on Netflix, and quickly learned that the film’s title is actually …
Billy Zane’s Forgotten, R-Rated 90 Sci-Fi Thriller Is Blade Runner Meets Inception
There’s nothing quite like a solid neo-noir sci-fi mind-bender, and 1990’s Megaville is the most Inception thing I’ve ever seen …
The Strangest Sci-Fi Ever Made Involves Virtual Reality Kung Fu Batman, Jesus, And Pizza
Have you ever seen a movie that’s so absolutely off-the-wall bonkers that you need to check your watch history the …
I’m Very Late To The Party, But The Book Of Mormon Is An Absolute Masterpiece
This past weekend, I celebrated my birthday by going to see The Book of Mormon for the first time at …
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Unrated Creature Comedy Is A Disturbing Love Letter To Florida
Have you ever watched one of those movies that forces you to sit in silence, shudder loudly, and then resume …
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