Me + Lauren = Married
Lauren and I are getting Married at some point within the next year(in case you couldn't tell from the title)

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boo

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God Bless America
Ever wondered who said "I vote Republican, I worship Martha Stewart, and I don't mind being naked."

well, now you can find out!!!

http://www.jerseygop.com/R_babes/

you can't make stuff like this up!!!

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I just want everyone to know that I, Nathan Ryan, love watching WWE Monday Night Raw. It's my favorite sport and I am watching it right now.

That's all.

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I rock!
Sure a lot of people think they are lucky, but they have nothing on me!

I have lived on a St, Dr, Ave, Blvd, and Ln.

The only one I'm missing is a Rd...you could count Cir and Pkwy, but those are much harder to get

what are yours?

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how many of you can say you got paid to be chased around by a 4 foot tall person with no arms who kept poking you with his nubs-throwing dish racks full of water on the floor- until he got to tired, deficated,a nd threw himself on the floor screaming the scream of a banshee?

i can

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better luck in '08, america
I am still sort of in shock.

but then again, with every major TV and radio station telling america one thing, its pretty amazing that 1/2 of america voted contrary to waht tv told them to think and voted for progress rather than inempt chimps

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god bless O'crappy factor

I found this while looking for things...did you know that 87% of the people who watch the daily show are stoned?

I can't make the cut work, so sorry about the long post

STEWART: No, I wouldn't have put it that way. I think it would have been, why do you have such je ne sai qua?
O'REILLY: Yeah, some French. We're boycotting France, so I couldn't answer...
STEWART: By the way, I couldn't agree with you more about the French thing. They are such an important country, and I think really deserve a boycott.
O'REILLY: Yeah, they do.
STEWART: Because of the influence they wield in the world.
(CROSSTALK)
O'REILLY: Well, you know, I know you don't agree with...
STEWART: They have a variety of cheeses, and...
O'REILLY: I was just going to say, you have to have your brie before you go on.
STEWART: Do you really believe France is, in any way, worthy of a boycott?
O'REILLY: I do. I think France has really hurt the USA, to be...
STEWART: Really?
O'REILLY: Yes, I do.
STEWART: More than like Saudi Arabia? You would advocate a boycott...
O'REILLY: No, I'm not going to say more than Saudi Arabia. But I'm saying we do a lot...
STEWART: So why not boycott them?
O'REILLY: France is supposed to be our friend. Saudi Arabia is...
STEWART: Since when?
(CROSSTALK)
STEWART: Since the revolution they haven't been our friend.
O'REILLY: OK, when you get a guy like Kerry on...
 

and then

 
O'REILLY: Come on, you do the research, you know the research on your program.
STEWART: No, we don't.
O'REILLY: Eighty-seven percent are intoxicated when they watch it. You didn't see that?
STEWART: No, I didn't realize that.
O'REILLY: Yeah, we have that there.

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Don't give up on us baby
Do you think the girlfriend of the guy who wrote "Don't give up on us baby" broke up with him because he kept publishing songs about their relationship?

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4 more Years!!
of losing jobs
of higher deficits
of terrorist threats
of incomplete sentences
of lies
of alienation from the world
of personal ignorances being forced down our throats
of flip flopping
of losing our personal liberties
of vague warnings constantly spewed by our gov't
of war
of billion dollar no bid contracts for administrative friends
of unprecidented ignorance in the white house
of countless white house staff resigning
of idiotic cowboy hats from a new englander
of vacations
of "terruh"
of our country being lead by a chimp
of pretending to be a christian for political gain
of great SNL, Letterman, Daily Show and Leno fodder
of american soldiers losing thier lives for no reason
of hummers and giant SUVs
of tax breaks for everyone who doesn't need them
of losing health care
of unemployment
of calling other countries(with "nucoler" weapons) eveil
of environmental degredation
of underfunded public schools
of a white house staff too ashamed to correct their presidents mistakes
of asteriks in the history books

can't say I'm not excited!!!

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scary scary times
I can honestly say I've never been this afraid for our country

I may actually pray on November 2nd

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as a matter of fact, I was so inspired by my last post I created iloveflags .  All of you should join.  it's beautiful

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My new wonderfully american hobby

imagine you are walking home.  It is winter and as you walk to your house you wonder "I wish I knew what season it is right now."  Then you think to yourself "I sure wish I saw something american" and you finally thought "I sure love flags, but i hate looking *all* the way up at a flag pole."  Now imagine your pleasure as you walk home and you see mounted on your roof on a 45° pole this. 

 

Or you thought to yourself "Boy I sure love teddy bears" or more than that "Boy I sure love sweaters on furry things"  and you glanced up to see, in all its glory, this

 

My point, of course, is that all of you should start collecting flags.  This could be the start of a new live journal community,  a new anarchistic movement, or even a new political party.  the potential is endless.

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Celebration
Since its been 2004 for 6 months, here are things(in no particular) I'm happy for this year. Please tell me more and add to the list.

The Spine
DDR Max for $20
moving in with Lauren
Reno 911 for $15
LSU winning the NC
Fahrenheit 911
being in Josh's wedding
YARN
making thai curry
NCAA 2004
Getaway
dollar movies
Wednesday
Austin Area Community Access
Fahrenheit 911 selling out
unpacking my house
discussing mean girls with my sister
a cohesive explanation why Zelda is the best game ever
Home Star Runner
Kristen's excellent location for constant interaction
record setting rain in June
orange juice
free soy milk

what are yours?

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Permit me to brag
we were watching an old episode of 6' under yesterday. Nate(the brother whose wife had just died) had random sex with someone who was a client at his funeral home. She was the daughter of a guy who was just executed for murdering a handfull of girls.

ever since his wife died he had been having random sex with everyone...


anyway, during the episode, he sat up in his bed took some medicine, chased it with a beer and went to bed


my ever cute and impressive girlfriend, lauren, metaphorically lept out of her seat. "He's going to bed without brushing his teeth?!" she exclaimed. note that she never once said "He's having sex with an executed serial killers crazy daughter" or "I hope they used a condom"


it was by far the cutest thing i'd seen all week

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GO SEE FAHRENHEIT 9/11

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5 best movies of the last 10 years
High Fidelity
O Brother where art thou
Kill bill(both are one movie)
Dogma
X-2

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ABC out stupids Fox
http://abc.go.com/specials/nick_jessica.html

and they put this on to counter the simpsons, malcom, and arrested development


for shame ABC....you make me want to vomit

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Stupidly Stupid Fox
In a move to make even Fox "News" look smart, Fox is refusing to give raises to the 6 actors who play just about all of the simpson's characters!

The simpson 6 make about $1 mill per show, while idiots like Courtney Cox make over $1mill per episode

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/179336p-155848c.html

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Honestly
there was a question in a game "Would you rather have to spend the rest of your life, without explanation to anyone, with a cape or a cane"


is that even an option?

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