Ahoy mateys! No, we have not taken up piracy--thanks to those Somalians, it's not as glamorous as it seems. No, it isn't International Talk Like a Pirate Day (we missed it again this year!). No, we are not dressing up as pirates for Halloween, and we didn't just buy the Pirates of the Caribbean box set. So, after eliminating all those other options, you guessed it! We found out that Wii Ware has started The Secret of Monkey Island series back up again! It's a fantastic and hilarious computer pirate game that, among other things, has you exchanging witty insults to determine your sword-fighting skills--if you lack the appropriate comeback, you lose. If your comeback is weak, your life goes down. If you're the better mudslinger, you win! It also involves talking with a Voo Doo lady, distracting the deadly piranha poodles, and saving the fair Elaine. Lately, I've been missing the pirate puzzle game quite a bit (coincidentally, doesn't that seem like it should...