Wednesday, we hit Disneyland. And of course you know, I mean we really hit Disneyland, showing up to wait at the gates about 40 minutes before they opened. We were literally the second people in line.
I bet you're thinking we're crazy. You're right, I'm sure, but let me tell you a little modern parable about being early and being nice.
So we were waiting in line at Disneyland. Very early. And believe it or not, MANY other people go well before the park opens, so they can get a jump on the crowds. Adults understand how this can be advantageous. Kids, on the other hand, tend to think it's pretty lame to get up really early in order to STAND in a line in front of Disneyland, the happiest place on earth, and not be allowed to go in. Long story short-there were many kids in lines all around us, pretty much all of whom were whining and complaining. My children, I am proud to report, were not. They were playing with each other, skipping and twirling (I'll leave it to you to guess which one was doing that), playing with baby, and just generally dealing with their waiting time in a pleasant way. About 10 minutes before the park opened, a Disneyland worker came out of the gates and came to chat with us. Where were we from, how has our stay been so far, etc. We made a little small talk with the lady, until she asked, "Would you like to open the park with us today?"
Say what there now? She said we could come into the park before anyone else, get our pictures taken with no crowds around us, and that we could count down with the Disney workers until the official opening of the park. "Wow, uh, yes! We would love to! Thank you!" I can't remember if Nathan asked why or exactly how this came about, but she just said, "I picked you because I liked you." I HAVE to think that 4 pleasant children in a sea of whiny ones had to stand out. So there you go. That's the parable. Be early and be nice and you might set foot into Disneyland before anyone else. :)

In Disneyland. Before anyone else.
And Disneyland is really fun, but also a little hectic. You're always on the run to the next ride, trying to make sure you don't loose any kids. Looking back, I can't believe how few pictures I took.
I wish I'd done better. But I'll tell you one event wherein I snapped more pictures than probably the rest of our vacation combined-The Jedi Training Academy.
Our boys were interested in this performance, so we went and caught a session. It was cute. About 20 kids get picked out of the audience to come up on stage and actually
learn the ways of the Jedi. None of my kids got picked, the show was still cute, life goes on. But life didn't quite go on for Cody. He wanted to do it
so bad. SO so bad. He wanted to go back to all the rest of the showings for the day in the hopes that he might get picked. I explained that we could spend all the rest of our time there at Disneyland watching the show and he still might not get picked. But oh, how he desired. I kind of put him off, saying that we'll see if we're around when another show time started.
Well, as fate would have it, we were around for another show time. Knowing how desperately he wanted it, I stayed with Cody at the show while everyone else went on some more rides. The padawan picking commenced. Cody, along with 60 other kids, was raising his hand and jumping, hoping to get picked. I knew how bad he wanted it, and I could see the thinly veiled desperation in his eyes. I prayed. Oh, I prayed!
Please Heavenly Father, please please please, if it's all the same to you, this really matters to Cody and could you please, please please let Cody get picked. The picking continued and Cody wasn't picked. Until... the very last. Yes, Cody was the last little guy picked, and how my heart rejoiced. I could not stop smiling the whole time. He
loved it
.
First, Cody learned the ways of the force from his Jedi masters, practicing and drilling until he knew how to handle the weapon of the Jedi, the light saber.
Suddenly, there was a disturbance in the force!
I guess that's not too surprising because it turns out that Darth Vader, Darth Maul and a couple of storm troopers were under the training facility the whole time! The floor literally rose up to reveal Vader and Maul, coming out of the ground with smoke and lights. All very exciting.
Darth Vader made a proposal to all the young padawans, "Join me and discover your true power!"
"Never!" they cried in unison, and then the fighting began. Each padawan had to put their training to the test, while battling either Darth Vader or Darth Maul.
Cody got Darth Maul.
What the HECK, he was fierce. And he must have been 4 parts martial arts expert to one part actor, because he spent most of his time spinning and flipping and wielding his light saber in a very convincing fashion.
After a few final words from his Jedi master, the fight began. It was an epic, if brief, fight. Cody took that old boy to school. And so, he was able to graduate with the rest of his padawan class.
So proud of my little padawan. It was magical. It was the boy equivalent of meeting all the princesses (which, no, we didn't do because wait in a 60 minute line??? I don't think so. We just peeked at them and said, "Leah! Look! There's Snow White!" Good enough for us.)
When I asked Cody about it afterwards, he said that while they were picking the kids, his "heart was hurting." I thought he meant, like, he was so worried he wouldn't get picked, and since he was the very last one picked, that his heart was hurting with disappointment. No, he said, because he was jumping and trying so hard to get picked that his heart was hurting and he wanted to stop jumping and quit, but he told himself, "No, I have to keep jumping! I have to keep trying!" So he did and his efforts paid off. Another modern parable. :)
Our day at Disneyland was so much fun. Following the tradition, I'll now interview everyone about favorites and memories and such.
What was your favorite ride at Disneyland?
Daddy: Splash Mountain
Mama: Also, Splash Mountain
Nathan: The Matterhorn
Cody: Indiana Jones
Leah: Splash Mountain!
What was your least favorite?
Daddy: It's a Small World.
Mama: Sadly, Small World. It's a snore. And it's loooooooooong. Not even its iconic status could rescue this for me.
Nathan: Space Mountain
Cody: Winnie the Pooh
Leah: I liked everything, but the scariest one was the Haunted Mansion.
What was something that surprised you at Disneyland?
Daddy: The price of a slice of pizza (about $30 for 4 slices!)
Mama: Hmmm, the Dole Whips were surprisingly delicious, I was surprised when like a 70 year old man COMPLETELY cut in front of me in line to get dinner, I was surprised at how brave Leah was about all the rides, I was surprised at the extraordinary length of time we spent waiting in line at the lost and found because Nathan lost his library book (who even brings a library book to Disneyland??? STILL killing me.) I was surprised that I wasted everyone at the Buzz Lightyear Blasters, or maybe I'm not surprised at all, maybe I'm just looking for a place to say that... ;)
Nathan: I was surprised that Nemo had parts that were different from the movie for the ride.
Cody: That I got to go up to Jedi training and that Darth Maul's light saber actually made the noises.
Leah:That we got to ride the Cinderella boat and go in that whale's mouth. (Storybook Canal Boats)
What show did you like best?
Daddy: Captain Eo and the Jedi Show, a tie.
Mama: I had to love Jedi Training because of how happy it made my Cody.
Nathan: Captain Eo
Cody: Jedi Training!!!
Leah: The parade because of all the girls that waved at me and danced at us. (Leah got quite a bit of attention from the parade performers, and after the parade was over, Leah danced and twirled for the next hour.)
What's another happy memory you have about Disneyland?
Daddy: When our boys asked (in disbelief) if Michael Jackson was a boy, because they were pretty convinced that he was a girl.
Mama: This was so sweet-when we went on the Storybook Canal Boats, we sailed past Snow White's cottage, and they've got a little sound track of Snow White singing "Whistle While You Work," and when Leah heard that, she gasped and with wide eyes whispered, "She's really in there!!" That was magic.
Nathan: I got to go on 3 or 4 rides with my cousins.
Cody: How we got to go inside before everyone else.
Leah: How I got to go on Star Tours with Grandma and Mama and Grandma was the spy!
Oh my goodness, we went home exhausted after another full and happy and magical Disney day!