chaosmanor: (it's all gone horribly wrong)
[personal profile] cupiscent has prodded my memory over an unfinished Bandom/Rush crossover. So, in the spirit of WIP amnesties, here is 12 000 words of Fall Out Boy-meets-Australian cop show AU that's never going to be finished.

Rating: Adult/Explicit
Pairing(s): Josh/Andy
Notes: Yes, it's Rush the teen magazine. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission. Copyright material is used without intention to infringe upon that copyright.

unfinished WIP amnesty time )
chaosmanor: image of bare male abdomen (andy hip)
Title: "Fngs fr th Mmrs"
Bands: FOB
Pairing: Andy/Patrick
Word count: 11 500
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: low level violence
Kinks: bloodplay
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Summary: In which Patrick is a vampire, with a raging caffeine addiction, photophobia, and a poor grasp of the basics of vampirism.
Notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] butidigress.

Awesome mixes, made by [livejournal.com profile] cunnningplan and [livejournal.com profile] _slashygoodness can be found here and here.

I don't want to be in this band anymore. It's got Pete and a vampire in it. )
chaosmanor: (fc emblem)
Title: My Insides are Copper
Pairing: Matt/Andy, and implied ‘It’s complicated’
Rating: Explicit
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Word count: 3500
Betaed by: [personal profile] megyal
Notes: I’ve used a different name for a non-famous character. SOP, folks. Title and cut are from “Sending Postcards from a Plane Crash”.

and I’d kill to make them gold )
chaosmanor: (secret innner maze)
Title: The Armored Cars of Dreams
Rating: Adult/explicit sex.
Warnings: This story contains portrayal of mental illness
Pairing: Patrick/Pete
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Summary: Remembering how to dream is the first step.
Notes: Title is from “Sleeping Standing Up”, by Elizabeth Bishop.

The armored cars of dreams )
chaosmanor: (Andy commitment and loyalty)
Title: Everybody is Shining, Everyone Deserves the Flames
Pairing Andy/Patrick (Mention of past Patrick/Pete, present Ashlee/Pete)
Rating: Contains explicit sex. Adults only/NC-17
Warnings: Contains no material generally considered triggering.
Kinks: This story contains (skip) Cross-dressing, shaving, low-level S&M.

Word count: 15 000 words
Summary: The photo was supposed to have been destroyed.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Betaed by: [personal profile] seanlily
Notes: Title is from “Champagne for My Real Friends”, link/cut from “Tiffany Blews”. Written for the [livejournal.com profile] bandomrarepair challenge.

I got your body doing alright )
chaosmanor: image of Andy Hurley playing drums (andy drums)
As is sometimes the way with a long fic, I wound up with a scene in the middle of Time is but the Stream that didn't belong. The pacing was wrong, it didn't further the plot or characterisation, and it just got in the way.

And yet, here I am with 3 000 words of smut. Have a deleted scene from Time is but the Stream.

Rating: It's adult, folks.
Pairing: Patrick/Andy
Disclaimer:Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Kink: We'll be driving the exhibitionism/voyeurism bus this time.
Warnings: Contains no material generally considered distressing.

and it's still completely gratuitous )
chaosmanor: image of Andy Hurley playing drums (andy drums)
Title: Time is but the Stream
Sequel to Heaven is Under Our Feet, as Well as Over Our Heads
Author: chaosmanor
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Fandom: Fall Out Boy
Pairing: Patrick/Andy
Warnings: Contains no material that I personally consider triggering. No non-con, dub-con, underage sex, or death.
Kinks: Contains no BDSM.
Word count: 27 750
Betaed by lifeisafight
Summary: “I’ve been feeling like I’ve been swimming in two different time streams at once, ever since this started,” Patrick said. “The ‘now.’ And the ‘then.’ Like being in two places at once. And I think I know why.”

Notes: I’ve opted to use another name and different biographical information for a Real Person in this fic who doesn’t have a public persona.
Andy quotes, interminably, from Walden and “Civil Disobedience”, both by Henry David Thoreau.

Enhanced Content! fanart and fanmixes are here!


Time is but the Stream )
chaosmanor: (angriest animated)
Final chapter, and it's all done.

Title: Outside of a Dog
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] chaosmanor
Rating: It's going to be for grownups only. Expect sex.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.

The customer story in this chapter is true, and one of my staff also suggested the new shelving system.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven

Chapter Eleven )
chaosmanor: (angriest animated)
Title: Outside of a Dog
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] chaosmanor
Rating: It's going to be for grownups only. Expect sex.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.


Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven

Chapter Ten )
chaosmanor: (angriest animated)
Title: Outside of a Dog
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] chaosmanor
Rating: It's going to be for grownups only. Expect sex.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Acknowledgments: A large tip of the keyboard to AlXson BechdXl, whose 'verse I might have borrowed from a little.


Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven


Chapter Nine )
chaosmanor: (angriest animated)
Title: Outside of a Dog
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] chaosmanor
Rating: It's going to be for grownups only. Expect sex.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Acknowledgments: A large tip of the keyboard to AlXson BechdXl, whose 'verse I might have borrowed from a little.


Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven


Chapter Eight )
chaosmanor: (angriest animated)
Title: Outside of a Dog
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] chaosmanor
Rating: It's going to be for grownups only. Expect sex.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Acknowledgments: A large tip of the keyboard to AlXson BechdXl, whose 'verse I might have borrowed from a little.

The customer stories in this chapter are true.


Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven

Chapter Seven )
chaosmanor: (angriest animated)
Title: Outside of a Dog
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] chaosmanor
Rating: It's going to be for grownups only. Expect sex.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Acknowledgments: A large tip of the keyboard to AlXson BechdXl, whose 'verse I might have borrowed from a little.

This chapter is for carnilia, because she made me a piece of art that has nothing to do with this story, but that made me smile a lot.

Also, the customer story in this chapter is true, only the customer asked for a blue book with an elf on it.


Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven

Chapter Six )
chaosmanor: (angriest animated)
Title: Outside of a Dog
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] chaosmanor
Rating: It's going to be for grownups only. Expect sex.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Acknowledgments: A large tip of the keyboard to AlXson BechdXl, whose 'verse I might have borrowed from a little.


Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven




Chapter Five )
chaosmanor: (angriest animated)
Title: Outside of a Dog
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] chaosmanor
Rating: It's going to be for grownups only. Expect sex.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Acknowledgments: A large tip of the keyboard to AlXson BechdXl, whose 'verse I might have borrowed from a little.


Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven

Chapter four, behind the cut )
chaosmanor: (angriest animated)
The bookshop fic is named, at least temporarily...

Title: Outside of a Dog
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] chaosmanor
Rating: It's going to be for grownups only. Expect sex.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Acknowledgments: A large tip of the keyboard to AlXson BechdXl, whose 'verse I might have borrowed from a little.


Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven


Chapter Three )
chaosmanor: (angriest animated)
Title: Outside of a Dog
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] chaosmanor
Rating: It's going to be for grownups only. Expect sex.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Acknowledgments: A large tip of the keyboard to AlXson BechdXl, whose 'verse I might have borrowed from a little.

Notes: I'm obscuring the names of the authors that are mentioned randomly in this fic, to prevent drive-by googling. I know about science fiction authors and their vanity googling, and I don’t need anyone dropping into my RPS accidentally that way.


Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven



Chapter Two )
chaosmanor: (angriest animated)
It's the first chapter of a WIP. Bandom, folks. Crack bandom.


Title: Outside of a Dog
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] chaosmanor
Rating: It's going to be for grownups only. Expect sex.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Acknowledgments: A large tip of the keyboard to AlXson BechdXl, whose 'verse I might have borrowed from a little.


Notes: I'm obscuring the names of the authors that are mentioned randomly in this fic, to prevent drive-by googling. I know about science fiction authors and their vanity googling, and I don’t need anyone dropping into my RPS accidentally that way.

Those of you who know me in Real Life will know I manage a bookshop for my day job. Hee. Not all the stupid stuff in here is fictional. Anything involving customer service probably happened.


Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven


Chapter One )
chaosmanor: (Leaving Albuquereque)
Since it seems my labeling wasn't clear enough:

Part three of three.

Leaving Albuquerque
Part Three: Don't Shake the Walls Tonight
[insanejournal.com profile] chaosmanor
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.

Lyrics of Don't Shake the Walls Tonight belong to me.

Don't Shake the Walls Tonight )
chaosmanor: (Leaving Albuquereque)
Part two of three.


Leaving Albuquerque
Part Two: The City's Hollow and I'm a Pebble
[insanejournal.com profile] chaosmanor
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.

The City's Hollow and I'm a Pebble )