I am so embarassed that when I am watching Young Justice and they say "Klarion the Witch Boy," I know who that is.
I have not been posting enough lately; I guess I've been feeling like I have nothing to post about. But that isn't true! For one thing, I ought to be doing Slush Pile Hell, because if your last name is Kuntz and you are writing a book, you should probably consider a pseudonym. You should probably also not use "kuntzrealm" for your email address. That's probably a life rule, actually. Unless you're a porn star. Then it's fine.
But anyway, I love my job! No, really, I fucking love my job. The people are wonderful, the job is interesting, I feel fully capable at it but also like I'm learning new things every day; they value my insight on manuscripts and include me in author conference calls. There was an author party a few weeks ago where everyone got cupcakes and Prosecco. Today my boss brought me cookies at lunch and then gave me an entire bottle of wine that had been a gift from a client. I just. This place is wonderful, and better: they think I'm wonderful. Only one more month 'till they start paying me!
Also the truffle sales are sloooow, but that is probably good because I haven't made any new ones since I got back from Genericon (need to get on that this weekend). And I just realized that I think I forgot to actually share with you guys that there are genuinely geeky truffles available, at long last? Do you want some chocolate paopu fruit, perhaps? A cookie dough Sora? Have I shown you my cinnamon Pokeballs?
You know you want some. You know your friends want some. I bet their friends want some. Spread the word!
Also, because the Pokeballs will eventually come in multiple flavors, not just cinnamon, and because people like polls, I shall now do a poll of what flavor I should make next! WHAT SAY YOU?
I have not been posting enough lately; I guess I've been feeling like I have nothing to post about. But that isn't true! For one thing, I ought to be doing Slush Pile Hell, because if your last name is Kuntz and you are writing a book, you should probably consider a pseudonym. You should probably also not use "kuntzrealm" for your email address. That's probably a life rule, actually. Unless you're a porn star. Then it's fine.
But anyway, I love my job! No, really, I fucking love my job. The people are wonderful, the job is interesting, I feel fully capable at it but also like I'm learning new things every day; they value my insight on manuscripts and include me in author conference calls. There was an author party a few weeks ago where everyone got cupcakes and Prosecco. Today my boss brought me cookies at lunch and then gave me an entire bottle of wine that had been a gift from a client. I just. This place is wonderful, and better: they think I'm wonderful. Only one more month 'till they start paying me!
Also the truffle sales are sloooow, but that is probably good because I haven't made any new ones since I got back from Genericon (need to get on that this weekend). And I just realized that I think I forgot to actually share with you guys that there are genuinely geeky truffles available, at long last? Do you want some chocolate paopu fruit, perhaps? A cookie dough Sora? Have I shown you my cinnamon Pokeballs?
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You know you want some. You know your friends want some. I bet their friends want some. Spread the word!
Also, because the Pokeballs will eventually come in multiple flavors, not just cinnamon, and because people like polls, I shall now do a poll of what flavor I should make next! WHAT SAY YOU?
How likely are you to buy Pokeballs, anyway?
They're my first choice!
1(14.3%)
I want them, but I want a different flavor.
5(71.4%)
I'd rather buy truffles with some other theme. (Oh? Tell me more in the comments).
0(0.0%)
I'm not likely to buy anything at all.
1(14.3%)
You want Pokeballs? WHAT KIND DO YOU WANT NEXT?
Minty grass-type Pokemon!
1(12.5%)
Blueberry water-type Pokemon!
0(0.0%)
Caramel crunch electric-type Pokemon!
2(25.0%)
Cyanide poison-type Pokemon!
0(0.0%)
DRAGON-TYPE POKEMON MADE OF DRAGON
3(37.5%)
I want another type of Pokemon! (Type and flavor suggestions in comments.)
2(25.0%)