Pixel Scroll 1/21/26 Sorry I’m Late, I Was Off Chasing Dodos Out Of The Library

(1) SOUND ADVICE? “Is listening to an audiobook as good as reading?” asks the Guardian.

Queen Camilla has met many disreputable characters in her time as a royal, but her encounter this week with two celebrity reprobates was at least for a good cause. The queen has appeared in the Beano alongside its celebrated bad boy Dennis the Menace and his dog, Gnasher, as part of a campaign to promote reading.

It wasn’t the cartoon Camilla’s waspish waist that captured the headlines (“I wish,” she said of her comic strip avatar), but what she had to say while encouraging the tween menace to “go all in” for reading: “Comics and audiobooks count too!”

Audiobooks have boomed in popularity in recent years – the revenue they generated for UK publishers rose by almost a third in 2023-24 – becoming an increasingly central part of the industry. But do they truly count as “proper” reading? Is listening to a book while doing the dishes, walking the dog or drifting off to sleep really as valuable as sitting down to read it?

For authors, the publishing trade and those encouraging reading and literacy, the answer is increasingly yes. “Reading is about the content and not the medium,” says Debbie Hicks, the creative director of the Reading Agency, a charity that promotes the personal and social benefits of reading and leads nationwide reading programmes in schools, prisons and communities.

Audio may have been traditionally viewed as a lesser medium, acknowledges Hicks, “but we need to reframe what it means to be a reader and throw off these traditional value hierarchies linked to print and books. Reading is about the content and not the medium.”…

(2) 2025 EASTERCON FINANCIAL REPORT. Tommy Ferguson, Treasurer and Co-Chair, has published the financial report and chair observations for Reconnect, the 2025 Eastercon, held for the first time in Belfast, Northern Ireland.

It shows a healthy surplus of approximately, of which £20k has been disbursed as passalong to current and future Eastercons, as well as a portion retained to support a new Northern Ireland convention NornCon happening in May 2026 (NornCon) which hopes to build on the legacy of Reconnect.

The report details ways in which the committee reached out to other fandoms and new to Eastercon fans (135 people attended an Eastercon for the first time) as well as supported fans with low rates, no questions asked concession rates and, with the help of the Glasgow 2024 Worldcon, bursaries for those who would otherwise be unable attend. Ferguson says, “We hope these actions will be repeated for future Eastercons.”

The report can be accessed on their website – download link here: Reconnect Financial Analysis Report.

(3) EATING THE FANTASTIC. Scott Edelman invites listeners to chat over calamari with Megaton Man creator Don Simpson in Episode 273 of the Eating the Fantastic podcast.

Don Simpson

It’s time for a trip to Baltimore Comic-Con, where I had the chance to chat with comics creator Don Simpson, whose work I’ve been reading for more than 40 years, ever since the first issue of Megaton Man in 1984.

Back at the beginning of that series, it seemed (incorrectly) as if Don’s interest was solely in satirizing the Marvel tropes of my childhood, with characters such as Stella Starlight (the See-Thru Girl) and Bing Gloom (Yarn Man) spoofing Sue Storm (the Invisible Girl) and Ben Grimm (the Thing). But he soon started focusing on the natural outgrowth of the characters rather than limiting himself to metafictionally commenting only on the comics themselves. There was some pushback on that from those who wanted him to stick to the nostalgia game, as you’ll hear us chat about a bit.

He also created the science fiction backup Border Worlds, which eventually expanded into its own comic, as well as Bizarre Heroes, plus underground comics such as Forbidden Frankenstein, that last project under the pseudonym Anton Drek. Don celebrated Megaton Man’s 40th Anniversary last year with two major projects — the 608-page The Complete Megaton Man Volume I: The 1980s  and Megaton Man: Multimensions — with more planned collections forthcoming.

Even those who haven’t been privileged to experience Don through those many comics projects might have encountered him via the illustrations he created for Al Franken’s 2003 bestseller Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them.

We discussed why he splurged on a special issue of Captain Marvel at the Baltimore Comic-Con, how the business practices of comics affect the artistic side, the way two early visits with artist Keith Pollard taught him he didn’t want to be a Marvel Comics penciller after all, where he feels the Silver Age ended and the Bronze Age truly began, how classic cinema and the auteur theory influenced his creative choices, the lessons he learned from the first few issues of Love & Rockets vs. the unfortunate expectations set up by the first few issues of Megaton Man, how working on DC’s anthology title Wasteland caused him to reinvent himself, what path his publishing life would have taken had Megaton Man been only a one-shot as originally planned, the career differences between Basil Wolverton and Will Eisner, why he’s able to let others play with his characters without feeling proprietary, the alternate universe in which he would have been a Crusty Bunker or one of Romita’s Raiders, how 9/11 caused him to head back to school for a PhD, why he wrote a Ms. Megaton Man prose novel, whether he already knows the final chapter to his comics universe, and much more.

(4) COUNTDOWN TO 1971. Galactic Journey, the daily blog that follows the sff field 55 years in the past, has announced they will do “live” coverage of the Apollo 14 mission through Portal 55, their Discord channel.

Apollo 14 coverage starts next week, with the big event beginning January 31st.

This is to-the-second “live” coverage of the entire Apollo 14 mission with all extant footage.

PLEASE tell all your friends. This is a once in a lifetime experience; this is the last time the Journey will make an extravaganza out of space for a long time.

Here’s the full schedule: Apollo 14 schedule at Google Sheets.

Edgar Mitchell, Alan Shepard, Stuart Roosa

(5) MAD ABOUT DC. “MAD Magazine DC Comics Parody: April Fool’s One-Shot Details” from SYFY Wire.

…DC Comics announced Jan. 21 that it will release a MAD Magazine-inspired parody of its own superhero IP by way of a special one-shot guest edited by Eisner Award winning creator Chip Zdarsky (Image’s Sex Criminals). The 64-page MAD About DC appropriately drops on Wednesday, April 1—you know, April Fool’s Day.

“They say at DC there’s nowhere to go but down after writing Batman, and, yeah, it’s true,” Zdarsky said in a statement. “It’s very true.”…

…Zdarsky, of course, is no stranger to the sprawling world of DC, having penned stories for several Gotham City mainstays—Batman, Joker, Harley Quinn, Red Hood, Catwoman, Penguin—as well as the Justice League….

What to expect from the MAD Magazine parody of DC Comics:

  • Sergio Aragonés with “A MAD Look at Comic Book Stores”
  • Jim Zub & Ramon Perez teaming for “Guy vs. Spy”
  • A brand-new DC Fold-In by Charles Soule & Ryan Browne
  • A parade of MAD-style parodies skewering the DC comic books you love, and a few you’ve always hated anyway, from Kyle Starks, Dave Johnson, Tini Howard, Mattie Lubchansky, Mark Waid, Ty Templeton, Rainbow Rowell, Vita Ayala, M.L. Sanapo, Mark Russell, Steve Lieber, Jeff Parker, Lukas Ketner, Gerry Duggan, Scott Aukerman, Mitch Gerads, Joanne Starer, Joe Quinones, Scott Snyder, Josh Williamson, Deniz Camp, Gail Simone, Colleen Doran, Joe Kelly, Kelly Sue DeConnick, Valentine De Landro, Ryan North, Erica Henderson, Tom Taylor, Bruno Redondo, Mariko Tamaki, Riley Rossmo, Al Ewing, PJ Holden, Shannon Wheeler, Leah Williams, Isaac Goodhart, Cody Ziglar, Daniele Di Nicuolo, Daniel Kibblesmith, Brandt&Stein, Casey Gilly, J. Bone, Skottie Young, Andrew Wheeler, Stephen Byrne, Colleen Coover, Benjamin Errett, Matt Fraction, Kagan McLeod, Lee Gatlin, Joseph Starkey, Graham Roumieu…and more?!

(6) NEW TOR IMPRINT. “Tor Publishing Group Announces Commercial Fiction Imprint”Publishers Weekly has details.

Tor Publishing Group has announced the launch of Wildthorn Books, a new imprint for “commercial stories” spanning multiple genres. Its inaugural list is set for winter 2027.

The SFF publishing group’s first commercial fiction imprint will be overseen by Devi Pillai, president and publisher, and Monique Patterson, VP and editorial director. Senior editor Susan Barnes will also be acquiring for Wildthorn. Pillai and Patterson previously teamed to launch Tor Publishing Group’s romance imprint, Bramble, in 2023.

Per the announcement, Wildthorn plans to publish in such genres as “commercial and upmarket women’s fiction, suspense, paranormal mystery, magical realism, speculative nonfiction, and historical fantasy.” The imprint will simultaneously launch with Tor UK, with the two companies sharing lead authors while also commissioning in distinct areas.

“Readers have changed—and so has the market,” said Pillai in a statement, noting that as commercial fiction continues to blend with genre, it became apparent that Tor “was the perfect house to create Wildthorn.” The new imprint will be supported by the team that launched Tor’s successful Nightfire, Bramble, and Tordotcom Publishing imprints.

Wildthorn will launch next January with The Stars Look Like Home, a new novel by TJ Klune. In a statement, Klune called the book “an adventure inspired by my love of animals and favorite childhood films like Homeward BoundThe Adventures of Milo and Otis, and The Incredible Journey,” adding that publishing with Wildthorn “gives me the opportunity to tell a different kind of ‘fantasy’ story.”…

(7) BIG BUCKS. Ted Gioia looks back on the death of the midlist, and “The Day NY Publishing Lost Its Soul”.

…You can’t understand the stagnancy of publishing today without understanding this history. When Random House was a tiny independent company, it could make a tidy profit by publishing books that sold just ten thousand copies. But when you’re part of a billion dollar corporation, those books don’t move the needle—you need something bigger and splashier.

So you put large fonts on the cover, along with fancy shapes and garish colors. And the story inside those covers has to be tried and true.

You are now imprisoned by the formula.

The problem starts at the top. I can’t find out how much the CEO of Bertelsmann makes, but I do know that his compensation at his previous job was $1.7 million. So I assume he’s making at least as much at his new job.

This is great for him—but terrible for the book business. You can’t pay enormous salaries like this by publishing smart and bold midlist books. You’re not allowed to take risks. So editors have to reach for surefire books—celebrity memoirs filled with juicy gossip, formula novels with the potential for a Netflix adaptation, self-help books from Instagram influencers, and other dumbed down mass market fare.

If it works, the CEO gets that huge payday. But the literary culture goes down the tank—which is where we’re sitting right now….

(8) MONSTERVERSE. Apple TV has dropped the “Monarch: Legacy of Monsters” Season 2 Official Teaser.

Titan X has awakened. The new season of Monarch: Legacy of Monsters  arrives February 27 on Apple TV Based on the Monsterverse from Legendary, this dramatic saga — spanning three generations — reveals buried secrets and the ways that epic, earth-shattering events can reverberate through our lives.

(9) SANDY COHEN (1948-2026). Longtime LASFS member Sandy Cohen died January 20 from medical complications after a fall.

Sandy joined LASFS in March 1967. He was at the first meeting ever held in the LASFS Clubhouse in 1973, and at the successor clubhouses, including in 2011. In the Seventies he wrote numerous reviews for Delap’s F&SF Review.

Helpful at many conventions; he was a leading Art Show auctioneer. His management of the Dealers’ Room at the 2019 World Fantasy Con was applauded in Locus. He was a member of the Board of Directors of SCIFI, Inc., the nonprofit organization that is running LAcon V this year.

(10) JEAN RABE (1957-2026). Author Jean Rabe, named an International Association of Media Tie-In Writers Grandmaster in 2020, died on January 19 at the age of 68.

Rabe wrote game accessories and novels for the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy worlds of Greyhawk, Forgotten Realms and Dragonlance, and contributed to West End Games’ Star Wars: The Roleplaying Game and FASA’s BattleTech product lines.

She served the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America as business manager and editor of the association’s SFWA Bulletin until 2013, when she resigned following controversies over cover art on one issue, and a misogynistic column by Mike Resnick and Barry Malzberg.

Rabe also became known for collaborations with Andre Norton and a series of short story anthologies frequently co-edited with Martin H. Greenberg.

She is survived by her husband, Bruce Rabe. 

(11) MEMORY LANE.

[Written by Paul Weimer.]

January 21, 1972 First Trek Con, NYC

By Paul Weimer: No, I wasn’t there, I was three months old and my mother and father were not into Star Trek.  Oh, Dad would patiently watch as I watched reruns of TOS, but this piece is not about that. It is about the first Star Trek Con. Star Trek Lives! (The exclamation point is part of the title).

Or was it the first?  It was held in January 1972 at the Statler Hilton, but a research of the subject suggests that there was a previous con in 1969 in Newark, New Jersey. That con was just a group of fans, no guests and lasted an afternoon. It is not the first time Star Trek was in a con of any sort– Roddenberry was at Worldcon in 1966 (Tricon).  Fans have always been meeting and talking Star Trek when getting together. But the first full convention devoted to the show was Star Trek Lives!

With all of that in mind, let’s get back to the con itself. It featured guests including Roddenberry and Majel Barrett and D.C Fontana. It also had Hal Clement and Isaac Asimov. Asimov was well known as a big fan of Star Trek, so while I might be mildly surprised by Clement being at this con, I am not that surprised Asimov was invited. In any event, that’s a solid list of guests for a first ever Star Trek convention.

This con, the first Star Trek Lives! Convention, is considered the first con as we understand them, and is worth celebrating on that basis. The not so subtle goal of the con, like other efforts at the time, was to provide momentum for a revival of the show. Even given the problems of the third and final TOS season, the enthusiasm of fans for the show to come back manifested the moment the show was cancelled. This con, in 1972 was an expression by the fans not only of the love of the show, but laying the groundwork for its return. 

The con also featured an art show, a dealer room, a costume call, NASA space displays (moon rocks and an astronaut suit), and a hospitality room. Episodes were also screened from 16mm prints, including the original pilot The Cage and a blooper reel. There was also a fan-made reconstruction of the Enterprise Bridge as well.  

And it was written up in fanzines of the time like Ragnarok and Poison Pen Press. 

This original con was the first of a series of four conventions and was in the end successful in their mission. After all, Star Trek did return in the form of Star Trek: The Motion Picture.  In a time between TOS and Star Trek: The Motion Picture, the fate of Star Trek was fraught.  Cons like Star Trek Lives! were essential in keeping the flame of Star Trek alive.  It was not the only strand in keeping interest in the show alive, but it was unmistakably important, and deserves to be remembered.

My own first science fiction convention was, in fact, a Star Trek convention in the mid 1990’s in a different hotel in New York City. That Star Trek convention had Marina Sirtis and George Takei as guests, the latter I accidentally bumped into on a back staircase. At the time I had the feeling there had been plenty of these sorts of conventions before, but I did not know at the time just how far back Star Trek conventions went. 

Now if I only had a time machine to go visit this first Star Trek convention. In this era where retro style cameras are all the rage, I could take all the pictures I wanted and not even raise an eyebrow.

(12) COMICS SECTION.

(13) POOF! [Item by Steven French.] It’s out there! “Complex building blocks of life form spontaneously in space, research reveals” – at Phys.org.

Challenging long-held assumptions, Aarhus University researchers have demonstrated that the protein building blocks essential for life as we know it can form readily in space. This discovery, appearing in Nature Astronomy, significantly raises the statistical probability of finding extraterrestrial life.

In a modern laboratory at Aarhus University and at an international European facility in Hungary (HUN-REN Atomki), researchers Sergio Ioppolo and Alfred Thomas Hopkinson conduct pioneering experiments. Within a small chamber, the two scientists have mimicked the environment found in giant dust clouds thousands of light-years away. This is no easy feat….

(14) LOOK WHAT I FOUND. “American high school student stuns scientists by mapping 1.5 million previously unknown space objects” reports Futura-Sciences.

A California teenager has stumbled upon a cosmic jackpot while digging through forgotten NASA archives. What began as a summer side project turned into a groundbreaking  AI discovery — one that’s now published in a leading scientific journal.

In one of modern astronomy’s most surprising breakthroughs, a high school student from California used artificial intelligence to uncover more than 1.5 million previously unidentified space objects — all from a retired NASA mission’s data. His work has been peer-reviewed and published in The Astronomical Journal, earning him recognition within the scientific community….

(15) LONG DIVISION. Maps will be updated. But no need to hurry. “Africa is splitting in two in slow motion, and geologists have found the crack where a new ocean is being born” says Ecoticias.

Most people grew up with a simple world map in school where Africa is one solid block of land. Now scientists say that picture is slowly going out of date. According to work highlighted by National Geographic and several research teams, the African continent is tearing along a giant scar that will one day create a new ocean between two separate landmasses.

This breakup is happening along the East African Rift, where the Somali plate is pulling away from the larger Nubian plate. The movement is incredibly slow, only a few millimeters each year, yet over tens of millions of years it will reshape coastlines, trade routes, and even the way future students learn their geography….

[Thanks to Andrew Porter, John King Tarpinian, Cat Eldridge, Tommy Ferguson, SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie, Mark Roth-Whitworth, Kathy Sullivan, Steven French, and Mike Kennedy for some of these stories. Title credit belongs to File 770 contributing editor of the day Cay Eldridge.]

Pixel Scroll 9/19/19 The SJW Credential That Sleeps On You From Nowhere

(1) MATCHLESS PROSE, WE HOPE. Will Frank (scifantasy), Vice-Administrator of the 2016 Hugo Awards and Administrator of the 2021 Hugo Awards, who also identifies himself as a fanfiction writer on AO3 and a trademark attorney, is trying to pour some oil onto the stormy waters that separate parts of the Worldcon community from parts of the AO3 community: “HugO3”. (Please don’t strike a match.)

…If the Worldcon-running community doesn’t police use of the phrase, someone else–someone with less humorous, less celebratory, less free-spirited intent–might be able to plausibly argue that he can call his self-published book a Hugo Award Winner just because it was fanfic, or he has an AO3 account, because the term has lost all of its significance by not being protected.

Is that likely? Who the hell knows. Is it something the Worldcon-running community wants to risk, especially so soon after a concerted effort to undermine the award, not by fanfiction authors in celebration of their validation but by a group of politically-motivated writers with an axe to grind? Definitely not.

(I’ve also seen some people saying that there isn’t any prestige in a Hugo Award given some of the historical winners, and…well, get in line behind the Oscars and the Grammys and the others, I guess. The fact is that “Hugo Award” on the cover of a book does indeed help sales. It matters. There is still cachet in being a Hugo Award winner. Or even a finalist!)

So, no, the Worldcon-running community is not saying “Hey, don’t have fun.” It is saying, “please, don’t undermine our ability to stop people with malicious intent from poisoning the term Hugo Award.”

I’m not even telling you that you have to think I’m right. But at least, please know that this isn’t just a matter of “don’t have fun.” It’s a plea for your help.

(2) HEINLEIN’S OTHER VERSION. The Number of the Beast versus Pursuit of the Pankera – not the same book at all. Arc Manor would be delighted for you to put the claim to a test — http://www.arcmanor.com/as/Comparison.pdf

It is a different book. Of the 187,000 words in the new book, it shares the first 28,000. But then is totally different. The separation occurs in chapter XVIII and here is a side by side comparison of the chapters in the two books with the point of divergence clearly marked.

(3) HISTORIC CON MASQUERADE (AND OTHER) PHOTOS. At Vintage Everyday, “Wendy Pini Cosplay: 22 Rare and Amazing Photographs of Wendy Dressed as Red Sonja in the 1970s”.

Wendy Pini does it all. In the 1970s Wendy used to hit the cons dressed as Sonja. She was born in San Francisco in 1951, and from an early age demonstrated the talents later to come to fruition as a professional illustrator, and eventually as the creator of Elfquest.

(4) CHANGES AT TOR. Shelf Awareness is reporting a couple of promotions at Tom Doherty Associates:

  • Theresa DeLucci has been promoted to senior associate director of marketing of Tor Books, Forge, and Nightfire.
  • Renata Sweeney has been promoted to senior marketing manager, Tor.

(5) ELLEN VARTANOFF INTERVIEW. From Small Press Expo 2017 (but just posted on YouTube today.)

Rusty and Joe talk to Ellen Vartanoff about her decades in the comics field and the early days of comic conventions!

(6) TODAY IN HISTORY.

  • September 19, 1952 — “Superman On Earth” aired as the pilot episode for The  Adventures of Superman television series starring George Reeves.
  • September 19, 1961 — On a return trip from Canada, while in the White Mountains of New Hampshire, Betty and Barney Hill claimed to have been abducted by aliens.
  • September 19, 1986 — The Starman series debuted with Jeff Bridges replaced in the role of The Starman with Robert Hays. The series lasted for twenty-two episodes.

(7) TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS.

[Compiled by Cat Eldridge.]

  • Born September 19, 1867 Arthur Rackham. English book illustrator who is recognized as one of the leading literary figures during the Golden Age of British book illustration. His work can be seen on genre fiction ranging from Goblin Market to Rip Van Winkle and The Wind in the Willows. Derek Huson’s Arthur Rackham: His Life and Work is one of the better looks at him and his art. (Died 1939.)
  • Born September 19, 1911 William Golding. Though obviously best known for the Lord of The Flies novel, I’m more intrigued by the almost completed novel found in draft after his death, The Double Tongue which tells the story of the Pythia, the priestess of Apollo at Delphi. (Died 1993.)
  • Born September 19, 1922 Damon Knight. Author, critic, editor. He is the author of “To Serve Man”, a 1950 short story which became a The Twilight Zone episode. It won a 50-year Retro-Hugo in 2001 as the best short story of 1950. Wiki says “He ceased reviewing when Fantasy & Science Fiction refused to publish a review.” What’s the story here? (Died 2002.)
  • Born September 19, 1928 Adam West. Best known as Batman on that classic Sixty series, he also had a short role in 1964’s Robinson Crusoe on Mars as Colonel Dan McReady. The less said about his post Batman films, including a softcore porn film, the better. (Died 2017.)
  • Born September 19, 1928 Robin Scott Wilson. Founder, with Damon Knight and others, of the Clarion Science Fiction Writers’ Workshop. He edited Clarion: An Anthology of Speculative Fiction and Criticism from the Clarion Writers’ Workshop, Clarion II and Clarion III. He wrote one genre novel, To the Sound of Freedom (with Richard W. Shryock) and a lot of short fiction. Alas, neither iBooks nor Kindle has anything by him available. (Died 2013.)
  • Born September 19, 1933 – David McCallum, 86. Gained fame as Illya Kuryakin in The Man from U.N.C.L.E. and has rounded off his career playing medical examiner Dr. Donald “Ducky” Mallard in another TV series that is known by its initials, NCIS.
  • Born September 19, 1940 Caroline John. English actress best known for her role as scientist Elizabeth “Liz” Shaw in Doctor Who as companion to the Third Doctor. She’d repeat her role in Dimensions in Time, a charity special crossover between Doctor Who and the EastEnders that ran in 1993. Her only other genre role was playing Laura Lyons in The Hound of the Baskervilles. (Died 2012.)
  • Born September 19, 1947 Tanith Lee. I hadn’t realized that she wrote more than ninety novels and three hundred short stories in her career. And even wrote two Blake’s 7 episodes as well. I was more fond of her work for children such as The Dragon Hoard and The Unicorn Series than I was of her adult work. (Died 2015.)
  • Born September 19, 1952 Laurie R. King, 67. She’s on the Birthday Honors List for the Mary Russell series of historical mysteries, featuring Sherlock Holmes as her mentor and later partner. She’s also written at least one genre novel, Califia’s Daughters
  • Born September 19, 1972 N. K. Jemisin, 47. Her most excellent Broken Earth series has made her the only author to have won the Hugo Award for Best Novel in three consecutive years.

(8) COMICS SECTION.

(9) UNIDENTIFIED WALKING OBJECTS. Aliens have landed at the convention hotel (a couple years early) reports the Tonopah Nevada in 2021 for Westercon 74 page – see the photographic evidence there!

Starting to see some out of this world stuff in honor of Alien Weekend… these aliens came all the way from Michigan to check out the happenings…

(10) OH NO, NOT AGAIN. “False Tsunami Warning In Hawaii Triggered By Police Exercise”.

Emergency sirens wailed on Hawaii’s Oahu and Maui islands Wednesday evening, warning of a tsunami, but the alert turned out to be a mistake, sparking anger from residents who recalled a similar false warning last year of an imminent ballistic missile attack.

Within minutes of the alarm going off shortly after 5 p.m. local time (11 p.m. ET) authorities were trying to calm the public by getting out word of the mistake.

The National Weather Service in Honolulu tweeted: “***NO TSUNAMI THREAT*** We have received phone calls about sirens going off across Oahu, but we have confirmed with the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center that there is NO TSUNAMI THREAT.”

Honolulu Mayor Kirk Caldwell also took to Twitter. “Mahalo to everyone for taking appropriate action & tuning into local media,” he tweeted, adding that the sirens had been “inadvertently triggered” during Honolulu Police Department training.

(11) I’M MELTING! FastCompany tells everyone “Burger King is melting down plastic toys to recycle them into something actually useful”.

… Burger King has decided to remove all plastic toys from its kids’ meals. Not only that but the initiative, created by agency Jones Knowles Ritchie and starting this week in the U.K., is also calling for people to drop plastic toys from meals past in “plastic toy amnesty bins” at Burger King locations to be melted down and recycled into things that are actually useful, like play areas and surface tools, which can be recycled many times over.

People in the U.K. who bring in toys to melt down next week will get a free King Junior meal when they buy any adult meal. To promote the project, Burger King has created a cast of melted-down plastic toy characters, including Beep Beep, a jeep-driving bunny, which the brand has installed a giant melting version of on London’s South Bank to promote the project.

(12) IF YOU WERE A PTEROSAUR AS TALL AS A GIRAFFE, MY LOVE. [Item by Daniel Dern.] Inside Science reports: “Newest Pterosaur Was Likely as Tall as a Giraffe”.

Ancient flying reptile dubbed Cryodrakon boreas, the “cold dragon of the north winds,” may shed light on the evolution of these dinosaur relatives.

CBC News agrees: “Giraffe-sized flying reptiles once soared over Alberta”

Newly identified pterosaur species had a wingspan of 10 metres

Mark Whitton’s 2013 article has additional details and a great illustration: “9 things you may not know about giant azhdarchid pterosaurs”

Despite their giraffian proportions, giant azhdarchid torso were relatively tiny. Witton and Habib (2010) noted that, like many pterodactyloid pterosaurs, their torsos were probably only a third or so longer than their humeri, suggesting a shoulder-hip length of about 65-75 cm for an animal with a 10 m wingspan. That’s a torso length not much larger than your own, although they were considerably more stocky and swamped with muscle. Azhdarchid shoulders, in particular, are well endowed with attachment sites for flight muscles, as are (for pterosaurs) their pelves and hindquarters.

(13) JURASSIC SHORT. Battle at Big Rock on YouTube is an eight-minute video, set in the Jurassic World universe one year after the events of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom that premiered on FX last night and was put online today.

(14) BRADBURY INTERVIEW. Here’s a 9-minute video of Ray Bradbury’s 1978 appearance on the Merv Griffin Show.

The always brilliant Ray Bradbury, one of the greatest sci-fi writers in history, talks with Merv about the movie “Close Encounters of the Third Kind”, Steven Spielberg, his mission as a writer, the future of mankind, and ends by reading from his poem “If Only We Had Taller Been” from his collection “When Elephants Last in the Dooryard Bloomed.”

[Thanks to Cat Eldridge, John King Tarpinian, Andrew Porter, Chip Hitchccock, JJ, Mike Kennedy, Kevin Standlee, and Martin Morse Wooster for some of these stories. Title credit goes to File 770 contributing editor of the day JJ.]

A Kerfuffle in Transylvania

Phil Foglio blogged how unhappy he is about the lack of communication from Tor concerning the future of the Girl Genius books.

Tor published a hardcover omnibus edition of Girl Genius collecting Phil and Kaja Foglio’s first three books in one volume. Afterwards the Foglios asked when the paperback would come out, and about doing a follow-up collection of the next several books in the series. They say a year went by with no response from their (unnamed) editor at Tor.  Even the Foglios’ agent couldn’t get an answer.

Phil ran into another Tor senior editor, Patrick Nielsen Hayden, at the 2013 Worldcon and enlisted his help, but by autumn became impatient for action and frustrated that Nielsen Hayden also wasn’t answering e-mails. So in the January 29 post Phil not only teed off on Nielsen Hayden but asked everyone on the internet to join in voicing their disapproval on Patrick’s Facebook page. (Curiously, to him alone, still no mention of the editor actually working on Girl Genius.)

Today Patrick explained his side of things on Making Light, including the caveats he’d given Phil about his schedule.

What happened next? Well, despite what I said to Phil about not being in a position to help him until late November, September wasn’t even over before I began getting emails from Phil’s agent demanding that I deal with this and/or instruct Phil’s editor to deal with this—emails in which it was clear that, in Phil’s agent’s eyes, I was now Part Of Phil’s Problem At Tor.

And Patrick emphasized that the people at Tor who are the source of Phil’s complaint don’t report to him. Senior editors report to the publisher; Tor doesn’t have an editor-in-chief; Patrick is not the other editor’s boss. It does Phil no practical good to bury him in complaints.

Bottom line: As far as I can see, Phil’s problems with Tor are being dealt with now. Sending me dozens of angry emails isn’t going to get them dealt with any faster or better. If you want to send me email telling me I’m a craphead for not having answered Phil Foglio’s emails from late November to mid-January, okay, guilty as charged. But I’m not the guy on a golden throne proposing and disposing the actions of all the other senior editors at Tor.

The thing that struck me is how many writers I’ve heard agonize about how slowly the publishing process works – with every publisher. It takes forever to get a decision about a submission. When a book is accepted, it takes another year or three to grind through the editorial process and reach market. Writers fear that infinite patience is likely to be rewarded with maximum delay, but are also wary about doing much elbow-jogging and ending even worse off. Since Phil’s post goes well beyond elbow-jogging – a body slam is more like it, and on the wrong party — I wonder if Girl Genius still has a future at Tor or will the publisher cut the Foglios loose as Phil more or less seems to hope at this point:

I mention that we’ve been selling graphic novels fairly well for quite awhile, and that we’d cheerfully give them pointers. However, if they just can’t wrap their heads around it, which seems obvious since after three years they have yet to sell through the initial print run (We’d have done it in 16 months- and that’s with no advertising, which is a fair comparison, as they did no advertising either), then we’ll just sing a chorus of “So Long, It’s Been Good To Know You”, and then we’ll publish them ourselves, because if there’s one thing we know how to do, it’s publish and sell Girl Genius graphic novels.

More E-Books on the Way from Tor

Something else learned from Tor.com and Patrick Nielsen Hayden:

Tor parent company Macmillan is actively converting all titles to which we have digital rights. It really is just a matter of time before the majority of our library is available in e-book form…. There are issues of workflow and rights, just as there are everywhere else. I think you’ll see lots more e-books in lots more formats in the next few months.

[Via Publisher’s Lunch and Andrew Porter]