Using their own headlines, no comment, because Tired:

The true story of how Teen Vogue got mad, got woke, and began terrifying men like Donald Trump

A speculative kerfuffle (on the current iteration of 'who gets to define what is speculative', this time as a result of the handling of a nomination for a speculative poetry award)

Doctor urges all iPhone users to change one simple setting immediately

Angela Merkel is now the leader of the free world, not Donald Trump

.. more later, if I get the oomph. Right now, I'm off to try and get dropbox installed on the new computer, and then deal with Closing All The Tabs (several of which I'm not going to blog)