I have several points for which I need some clarification. I have always been attracted to butches. Why? *shrug* I dunno, I guess because they are so biteable. Anyway, tonite Casey and I had this ridiculous (to me) conversation about going out for the evening, maybe hit some of the gay bars.
Going out sounded like fun. Hitting the gay bars sounded like fun, especially in the light of all the latest things happening with same-sex marriage, etc. So...no problem, right? WRONG!
Ok, call me anal, but I am a femmie girl...all the way, dress, makeup and jewelery kinda femmie girl. So Casey looks at me (at 9:45 PM) and says "So, let's get ready and go out then." I looked at the clock and mentioned that by the time I could get ready, it would be too late to go out. Casey looked at me as though I had grown a second head and replied "But all you gotta do is throw on a pair of pants and a shirt!"
I gasped. I held my breath. I said "Oh FOR GOD'S SAKE!" I asked Casey if I looked like a butch? Casey has ALWAYS (except once) dated femmes. ALWAYS. What on earth could have affected this person's brain that would put in the idea that I could get a shower, makeup, nylons, clothes that match and boots in a 15 minute time period????
I am fairly certain that Casey has reached that place in the Butch Manual that is titled "How to drive your femme crazy." or "Wanna watch her go whizzo?" I mean it. I need that freakin' book. N O W