Alexander/Hephaestion '04!

We are the official community for the Macedonian Party of the United States, a left-of-the-Democrats faction in favour of freedom, glory, and men in very short skirts. Our purpose is the push to elect Alexander (the Great) as president and Hephaestion (the Pretty) as vice president in 2004. We believe that the recent political climate has left a bad taste in our country's mouth, and that dead gay men are the mouthwash we've been waiting for. Or, y'know, something like that.

Membership of the Macedonian Party is open to all, including non-Americans. After all, if we can ignore the U.S. Constitution's natural-born-citizen clause, we can certainly accept people from all over the world as party members (and, dare we say it, voters). Besides, Alex and Heph certainly wouldn't be opposed to being elected, say, Prime Minister of England or some such at the same time.

Together, we can clean up American politics and look good doing it.

Current party members list:

rex_dart: Founder, Party Spokeseunuch, and Political Consultant to the Candidates (also, community mod)
jessmacphisto: Music Organizer, Limo Driver, and Press Secretary
askance: Campaign Fluffer
earis: Campaign Historian
carmarthen: Campaign Coordinator of Judicious Historical Inaccuracy
kitai: Candidatorial Person Who Pretends To Do Important Things for the Campaign But Really Does Nothing
fyrefairy: Fashion Regression Consultant
polaris_starz: Campaign Cook and Bookkeeper
nekoko: Sort Of Official Person That Helps The Actually Official People
pollitt: Undersecretary to the Prez and Vice Prez
ariastar: Assistant Bookkeeper
marycrawford: Dutch Liaison
yaoishonen: Evil, Sly Propagandist Who Actually Does Official Things
bithysith: Campaign Designer
vadalia: Shadower of and General Nuisance to Roxanne
belenajake: Party Equestrian Specialist
chaymia: Coffee Boy and Dancing Eunuch
meninaiscrazy: Long-Term Candidatorial Stalker
darthlorexa: Campaign Entertainer and Dancing Monkey Boy
queeniegalore: Publicity Stunt Coordinator
sweetmaddness: Cultural Attaché to Japan and Founder of the Visual Kei in America Movement
deerlike: First Chambermaid and Official Ogler of the Assets
amorychan: Political Debate and Random Conquest Scheduler
goat003: Campaign Scandal Inventor
amaskforophelia: Presidential Mithra-Adjuster
nichol_storm: Official Keeper of the Royal Harem
piratewilde: Campaign Poet
goldie_girl: Official Party Belly-Dancer
dizzydance76: Official Party Skirt-Checker
penguin_attie: Campaign-Supporting Goddess

(Want an official-sounding position? Just ask!)