tv_quotes, posts by tag: friends - LiveJournal

I was bored last night so I decided to watch the first episode of Friends and post some quotes here.  Sorry they get progressively longer.  This is my first post on here.

Chandler: "Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. (Pause)  Did I say that out loud?"


Joey: "Ross, look.  You're feeling a lot of pain right now.  You're angry.  You're hurting.  Can I tell you what the answer is?.... Strip Joints!"

Rachel: "Daddy listen to me!  It's like all of my life, everyone's always said to me, 'You're a shoe!  You're a shoe!  You're a shoe!  You're a shoe!'  And then today I just stopped and I said 'What if I don't want to be a shoe?  What if I want to be a purse?  Or a hat?'" (Her dad says something) "No I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha... It's a metaphor Daddy!"
Ross: "You can see where he'd have trouble."

(more madness this way)

''Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!''
Jan Brady (Eve Plumb), The Brady Bunch
 

( I don't want to move a thing, it might change my memory.Collapse )

"Friends" again, because it's classic:

Phoebe: You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason.
Chandler: Maureen Rosilla.
Ross: "'Cause she doesn't hate Yanni" is not a real reason.

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Friends-"The One with the Embryos" Episode 85
Ross: What is Joey's favorite food?
Monica: Sandwiches!

Mystery Science Theater 3000-"Danger! Death Ray" Episode 620
Crow T. Robot: What country is this?
Mike Nelson: Europe.

Monica- Thanksgiving tomorrow four o'clock.
[to Rachel]
Monica- Guess who I invited? Do you remember that guy Will Cobert from high school? He was in Ross' class marching band. He was kinda overweight... really overweight... I was his thin friend.
Rachel- Wow. I don't remember him. Honey, are you sure you're not talking about your imaginary boyfriend?
Monica- No that was Jared. Wow. I haven't though about him in a long time.

OHYAY!

Friends
The One Where Estelle Dies

Joey: [at Estelle's memorial] 
"Thank you for coming. We are here to pay our respects to a wonderful agent, and a beautiful woman. Inside."

Ross: [talking to Rachel's old boss] 
"If you rehire Rachel, I will give your son this genuine pterodactyl egg, replica " 

Does anyone know the quote when Pheobe is pretending to be Estelle and she says "upsy"? I really want that quote.  Thanks! ;o)

"Monkeys, Darwin, it's a nice story, I just think it's a little too easy."
     -Pheobe

"I'm only going to eat the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs."
     -Joey

"That's not even a real fish. That's a goldfish cracker."
     -Chandler, TOW Eddie Won't Leave

Ross and Rachel are doing laundry

Ross: Rach, are you gonna separate those?
Rachel: Oh god. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz? I mean, am I supposed to use like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants?
Ross: Rach, have you never done this before?
Rachel: Well, not myself, but I know other people that have. Ok, you caught me. I'm a laundry virgin.
Ross: Uh, well, don't worry, I'll use the gentle cycle

Monica: Judge all you want to, but - Married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, dated a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire, live in a box!