My work provides these lovely "Hope Health Letter"s once a month, with tips for living healthy. One of the features of this newsletter is a column with a few quotes.

I found a few of them humorous, and because I have nothing else to do while I'm on hold with HP, I'm posting them for your enjoyment.

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde

"A bus station is where buses stop. A train station is where trains stop. On my desk, there is a workstation." -- Unknown

"To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring." -- W.J. Vogel