| 8:57 AM 1/28/07 · It kind of started with I am woman, hear me roar but I can never remember what the sound that came after that was. I mean, if it were I am man, hear me roar I'd expect it to be followed by a massive belch. From the 2nd Batman movie it was I am Catwoman, hear me roar and I'm pretty sure that was followed by a "Meow".
It's an empowerment thing.
Bet you're wondering what the Hell does this have to do with religion.
The way I see it Jesus was a pretty empowered guy: son of God, walked on water, raised the dead, great at party tricks; the guy had it going on. So naturally, goofy freak that I am, I had to ask myself...
...what would Jesus say in this kinda circumstance.
Sadly, I'm drawing a blank.
Fortunately I have all of you!
Please fill in the blank:
I am Jesus, hear me roar ________
How would Jesus roar? |
