Entries by tag: funny
when I think of my wife I think 'point and shoot.'
I guess you have to be a photography geek to find it funny.
I guess you have to be a photography geek to find it funny.
- Current Location:Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
- Current Music:non
- Current Mood:
silly
Why do they call the "soap operas?"
With the content in them these days they should be called "grope operas."
...just wonderin'...
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- Current Location:Canada, Ontario
as seen on msn:
"the new one is newer"
- Jonathan
"the new one is newer"
- Jonathan
- Current Mood: silly
- Current Location:Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
- Current Music:Hillsong United - Came To The Rescue [4.58]
"When you are courting a nice girl, an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder, a second seems like an hour.
That's relativity."
- Albert Einstein -
- Current Mood: silly
- Current Music:nope
- Current Location:Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
"if your ever in Conestogo stop in man or Elmira or St. Jacobs"
Clifton
"what's in Conestogo? or Elmira/St. Jacobs?
I mean, besides the horse crap on the sides of the roads..."
me
"Well if your ever in those towns look me up Im bound to be either there or here or at one of them. i also work with Home hardware picking orders and stuff its good man"
Clifton
"sure thing. and I'll watch where I step, too. ;o)"
me
"yea man. watch out for those mennonites too. THEY CRAZY!"
Clifton
- Current Mood: goofy
- Current Location:Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
- Current Music:none
Antartica Spoiled By Canadians.
- Current Music:none
- Current Location:Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
- Current Mood: silly
hah... this would have been me if we had texting when I was a kid...
- Current Music:still none
- Current Location:Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
- Current Mood: silly
"I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do."
- Will Rogers -
- Current Mood: silly
- Current Location:Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
- Current Music:Rock N Roll Worship Circus - New Wave Revolution [3.34]
holy cow this is funny!!
Canadian politics... go figure.
- Current Location:Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
- Current Music:none
- Current Mood: weird
How many kids with attention deficit disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?
Wanna ride bikes??
- Current Music:mmmmno
- Current Location:Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
- Current Mood: silly
BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
- Current Mood: silly
- Current Music:none
- Current Location:Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
oh, to be young again.
- Current Location:Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
- Current Music:none
- Current Mood: weird
spent 7 hours sorting receipts.
today was a long day.
yup.
random memory from today:
pastor is re-taping catch the vision on Wednesdays.
he speaks for two 25-minute segments each week.
and he's doing it for five weeks, ten lessons.
so tonight he does one, then gets ready for the second.
I didn't feel like sitting, because I'd done so all day.
so I'm standing in the hallway, listening... ish.
karl walks by.
"psst!"
karl looks.
"think we can make it to Tim Horton's and back in 25 minutes?!?"
I grin.
karl thinks for a second...
"got any change?" he asks.
"yup."
karl pauses dramatically...
then holds up his keys.
we made it with five minutes to spare.
worship team rebels - that's us.
- Current Mood: silly and sore
- Current Music:nada
- Current Location:Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
seen on the back of a dump truck this afternoon:
"Everyone needs a good dump."
- Current Mood: weird
- Current Music:none
- Current Location:Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
that's a lot of old text messages.
maybe I should think about deleting some...
especially since these are just the sent ones.
- Current Mood: silly
- Current Music:United - Soldier [3.35]
- Current Location:Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
this one still makes me laugh.
- Current Mood: silly
- Current Location:Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
- Current Music:nope
Microsoft is at it again.
Show media Loading...
- Current Mood: silly
- Current Location:Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
- Current Music:none
this was an exceptionally good comics weekend.
- Current Mood: silly
- Current Music:nope
- Current Location:Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
quick tip:
check the length of the movies before watching a marathon.
apparently each LotR movie is 3 - 3.5 hours each.
not 2 hours each.
so it's 6am and I'm finally done the marathon.
church is in two hours.
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
oh, and speaking of dead...
...I guess Goliath didn't take too well to captivity.
RIP Goliath.
August 12 until, uh... August 12.
"I came, I ate, I croaked."
- Current Mood:
getting tired - Current Music:none
- Current Location:Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
BOYCOTT SHAMPOO!!
demand real poo.
- Current Mood: silly
- Current Music:Lincoln Brewster - Let the Praises Ring [4.02]
[Mom, speaking of the steadily-growing pile of Avon stuff, binders and books in the kitchen, which we'd affectionately coined "Mount Mom" last week]
"I guess I'll have to move all my stuff for when [our hairdresser] gets here."
[Me]
"Speak to the mountain..."
[insert long bouts of laughter here]
[Tim, singing a camp song]
"If you have faith as a mustard seed you can move mountains by the power of God."
[Mom]
"Where'd you learn that?"
[Tim]
"At camp."
[Mom]
"Really? I'm surprised they'd sing that at [a Baptist church] camp."
[Tim]
"Well, they just sing it... I don't think they believe it."
[more bouts of laughter here]
- Current Mood: funny
- Current Music:nope
exams are like constipation;
it's painful until it's over,
but in the end [hahaha] it's worth it.
- Current Music:mmmmmno
- Current Mood: silly
tonight I walked to the store.
I walked through snowy weather.
in sandals.
in Canada.
walking.
through snow.
in Canada.
in sandals.
...I am not making this up.
- Current Mood: silly
- Current Music:Various Artists - Darrel Evans - Trading My Sorrows [5.49]
Chelsea Knisely is a punk.*
* [an amazing friend and an awesome person, but a punk nonetheless]
- Current Music:nope
- Current Mood: silly
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined...
_____
"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."
Rebecca- age 8
_____
"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."
Billy - age 4
_____
"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."
Karl - age 5
_____
"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
Chrissy - age 6
___
"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
Terri - age 4
_____
"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
Danny - age 7
_____
"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss"
Emily - age 8
_____
"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."
Bobby - age 7
_____
"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,"
Nikka - age 6
_____
"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."
Noelle - age 7
_____
"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."
Tommy - age 6
_____
"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."
Elaine-age 5
_____
"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."
Chris - age 7
_____
"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."
Mary Ann - age 4
_____
"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."
Lauren - age 4
_____
"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you."
Karen - age 7
_____
"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."
Mark - age 6
_____
"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
Jessica - age 8
- Current Mood:
thoughtful - Current Music:nope
- Current Music:ZOEgirl - Wait [4.34]
- Current Mood: silly
these were from the wedding rehearsal on Thursday.
I almost forgot about them. enjoy.
[Chillin on the stage while the wedding party does a walk through]
[Nelson rubs the top of Jonathan's amp]
"Dude... why are you petting his amp??" - Me
[Nelson continues to rub the amp]
"Jonathan, Nelson's rubbing your amp." - Me
[Without missing a beat]
"That's how you turn it on." - Jonathan
[Hysterical laughter ensues]
[Still chillin on the stage]
"Look at Tim. Such a good looking guy. Too bad he's getting married." - Nelson
"Yeah... he's off the market now. You can't marry him." - Jonathan
[More hysterical laughter ensues]
- Current Music:still nuthin
- Current Mood: silly
- Current Mood: silly
- Current Music:nuttin'
waiting on correspondence from clients.
got bored. my apologies.
[click to see full size]
I need to shave. hmmmmm...
- Current Mood: silly
- Current Music:still nothing.
"Your spouse will never be perfect!" - Kevin Gerald
"Oh no..." - Random gasp in the congregation that was a bit too loud
[insert hysterical congregational laughter here]
"...and neither will you!" - Kevin Gerald
[insert more congregational laughter here]
- Current Music:blankness
- Current Mood:
hyper
so... apparently it's lent today.
and you're supposed to give something up.
I've been thinking about this, long and hard.
ok... maybe not. but at least for the past three minutes.
I came to the conclusion that I could stand to give something up.
so, I've decided that I'm going to give up spinach.
yes. spinach. and maybe liver while I'm at it.
I hope that I make it. it will be a challenge.
pray for me.
kbye.
- Current Mood:
goofy - Current Music:lifehouse - Everything [6.07]
- Current Music:nope
- Current Mood: silly
"Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear, but forgetting where you heard it."
- Laurence J. Peter
- Current Music:Lifehouse - You And Me [3.14]
- Current Mood: silly
so I just got my January long distance bill.
almost nine hundred minutes.
that's fifteen hours.
and most of it was to the states.
if I'd called on my cell it would have been $270.
but I pay $29 instead.
praise Jesus for unlimited minutes plans.
- Current Mood:
hungry - Current Music:none
vs.
VOTE ON THE HAIR!!
So. Should I change my hair? No way man! A David without spikes is like a llama without saliva.
3(15.8%)
I like your spikes better. They fit you.
4(21.1%)
You have hair? Since when??
1(5.3%)
Whatever dude. I like either one. Just don't dye it pink.
1(5.3%)
I have better things to give opinions about.
1(5.3%)
I think a change could be good for you.
1(5.3%)
I like you with "flat hair" better, but still like the spikes.
2(10.5%)
Bout time. Spikes went out with the 90's.
3(15.8%)
Please. And while you're at it, ditch the khaki pants.
1(5.3%)
I want to marry your flat hair. Twice.
2(10.5%)
Any other thoughts? |
- Current Mood: silly
- Current Music:Acquire The Fire Worship - I Can Only Imagine [5.01]
Wow.
Jesus, you are good.
honoured.
humbled.
blown away.
amazed.
astounded.
astonished.
dumbfounded.
awestruck.
overwhelmed.
stunned.
how could You use me so?
who am I?
I just talked to you on the phone... you know who you are.
I am more than proud of you.
and so completely honoured to play a role in your life.
never forget who believes in you.
and never forget how valuable you are.
I believe in you.
- Current Music:angels? singing??
- Current Mood:
indescribable
[new random pictures on my photoblog.]
- Current Music:Passion - Here Is Our King - David Crowder Band [5.09]
- Current Mood: silly
I'm proud of myself today.
Went clothes shopping.
Bought myself the following:
Two sport jackets.
Two short-sleeve polo's.
Two microfibre dress shirts.
One ribbed sweater.
Two pairs of paints.
And the pricetag?
Less than $200.
w00t!
I love walmart.
and sidewalk sales at the mall.
so anyway.
that was my day.
and I'm pretty proud of my shopping skillz.
kbye.
- Current Mood:
happy - Current Music:Koinonia Christian Fellowship - Hunger [6.24]
I love chocolate.
the stages of toblerone.
[new pictures on my photoblog]
- Current Mood: goofy
- Current Music:Gettysburg Soundtrack - Men of Honor [2.54]
Studies in Optimism
Baghdad Bob, Iraqi Information Minister, 2003:
"My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"
Scott Reid, Chief Spokesman for Paul Martin, 2006:
"The mood is good -- very good.
We've got time and we've got advantages.
We'll make ample use of them both."
[originally posted here.]
- Current Music:none
- Current Mood: histerical
creativetake what you can get, I say.
- Current Music:nah
- Current Mood: silly
1 bored Canadian
+
1 spinning office chair
+
1 digital camera
+
1 elastic face
+
1 boring morning
=
spinning bedhead
[more pictures are up]
- Current Mood: silly
- Current Music:Hillsong Music Australia - Sing (Your Love) [6.22]
- Current Music:none
- Current Mood: weird
Mullet : [MULL-it] noun:
- A haircut gone wrong;
- One of the results of the fall of man;
- Another word for "sin;"
- Business in the front, and a party in the back;
- A hairstyle that goes against nature itself;
- A violation of international human rights.
- Current Mood: silly
- Current Music:United Live - Everything to Me [4.13]
if only it were this easy.
- Current Mood: silly
- Current Music:United - Free [4.02]
I bought myself a new outfit for Christmas.
and then proceeded to do a photoshoot.
even though my hair was flat.
and then I fixed them up in Photoshop...
...which means I removed the ugly background.
I love Photoshop. if only I had a de-uglify filter...
[it's a joke, relax]
k, so here they are. enjoy.
trying to scare the camera.
look! a distraction!
and then I got my sword out.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
kbye.
- Current Mood: silly
- Current Music:Rebecca St. James - It Is Well [4.08]
you know you have goofy friends when...
this whacko can be found here:
grain_of_wheatthings got whacky at dress rehearsal...
I'm not sure what to say about Jon...
and everyone loves the Josh.
these last 2 captured by the new beast
kbye.
- Current Mood: silly
- Current Music:none
a certain individual pointed this one out.
prepare to laugh. hard.
- Current Mood: happy
- Current Music:none
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I remember who you are... been a long time since we talked though! Sounds like life's been good. When exactly did you get hitched? Any little ones running around yet??
As a side note, I…