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APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

Name of Boyfriend/Fiance/Husband:

I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:

Date: Time of departure: Time of return NOT to exceed:

Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out , my girlfriend/fiance/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.

Amount of alcohol allowed (units)

Beer: Wine: Liquor : Total:

Locations to be visited:

Location: From: To:
Location: From: To:
Location: From: To:

Females with whom conversation is permitted:

IMPORTANT - STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not withstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.

I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it's not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.

I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.

Signed - Boyfriend/Fiance/Husband:

Request is: APPROVED DENIED

This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.………………………………................................................................................................................................................Permission Permission for my boyfriend/fiance/husband to be away for the following period of time:

Date: Time of departure: Time of return:

Signed - Girlfriend/Fiance/Wife:


APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS

Name of Girlfriend/Fiance/Partner/Wife:

I'm going out!!

Signed: (me)

Single Ladies !!!!

Calling all my single lady friends out there.... Have I got a deal for you :) So I have a single guy friend that I am trying to set up. A good ol Texas boy, decent looking (sorry , its kinda the best I can come up with since I am partial to just one man) I approve of him. No but seriously he is good people. Anywho... he is curently in Iraq keeping my hunni bunches of hottness entertained. So let me know if you are interested.

* His name is Brandon Pendergrass aka Pendy
* He can hold a conversation ... semi rare for a man under the age of 30.
* He seriously makes me laugh

Blissfully Happy

Since my last post. I am offically married to bestest friend in this whole wide world, the one person who no matter how crummy of a day I am having can always make me smile and laugh. He is truely amazing and I am exstatic that he is able to put up with me and all of my quirkiness :)
Yes we were married on fairly short notice. No didn't get married in the temple but that doesn't mean it's not our goal in the semi near future. Our circumstance was unique and we felt that our descion was the best option for us. I have gotten alot of judgmental and negative feedback from different people. There are hundreds of different ways to get to same destination :) But whateva... the Mr and I are blissfully happy and feel great about what we choose to do.

I have a Confession

I am getting married! :)

Twenty Five

Sunday was my 25th birthday. Obviously Kristian wasn't able to spend it with me, so on Friday he sent me flowers at work and a large display of balloons that all say " I Love You" ... I think he made his point. ( He was upset at the flowers that was sent... He told the florist that he wants 4 dozen hot pink roses... I am really hoping that he doesn't re-do it.)

So needless to say... things are going great with us. I really cant wait until he is back from Iraq and done with the ARMY... and moving to Utah -for me. :)

A Blast from the Past.

Maybe easiest way to start this is to give you a little bit of a history update. So in 2005 I was practically engaged to this man Kristian Idell we had met a few months before he was deployed to South Korea.

After his stent in South Korea he came out to Utah to spend two weeks with me before he was supposed to go to Ft.Hood in Texas in liue of being sent of to Iraq for who knows how long. Seriously the BEST two weeks of my life was when he was here. What I didn't know was that while I was at work he had already showed my mom the ring he already bought me. For 2 weeks this ring was under my nose. ( He thought I would snoop through his bag... so he hid the ring in MY DRESSER) well anyway I never got to see that ring.

So now he was gone and was in Ft. Hood. I stopped hearing from him we eventually broke up in pretty much the most insane way. It was completly unexpected. During all of this my mom was telling me that he was just scared because he getting ready to go to war. So like a week later I started dating Kyle Jones and was with him for almost 3 years.

Well over a year ago I had sent Kristian and email telling him I knew why he did what he did and that I forgave. To let him know that durning that time I really wasn't ready to be a military wife. I never heard back from him. So I forgot all about him ok not really but I tried to.

In the last week I started thinking about him more and more and then Friday night I checked my email and there was an email from him.
We talked for almost 38 hours straight, and all of those feeling just came back up agian more intense then before. It has been almost 4 years. He had been keeping tabs on me through my un private myspace pages * when I had them and then through my facebook. At the end of the month he gets to leave Iraq for 15 days, but he has to stay in Texas.
I know this is horrible, but even during my relationship with Kyle I would always compare how different they were. Crazy talk huh? He now says he was stupid for what happened .. .I aggrred :) but in all reality at 21 I was no where near ready to be married to anyone especially to someone in Iraq. He gets to leave Iraq hopefully for good in the Spring. And will be completely DONE with the ARMY in Aug 2010. And I have agreed to allow him to make things up to me and prove everything else to me.

News

1. New Job --- I am currently now working for Jordan River Family Medicine, I have to admit I really did miss working in a private practice. The doctor that I work with is simply amazing.

2. New Car ---- Lets just say that the damage I caused for my lil tracer wasn't even worth me fixing. ( It was my first car and I had it since I was 16 .... so being almost 25 now ... pretty good I'd say. ) I now have a nifty lil Honda Accord and I am totally in like with :)

3. New apartment ...... well almost, I am sick of where I currently live and the 30 illegals that live under me. It't not cool to come home and see little boys using the restroom where ever they feel like it. Or when you ask the parents of the children to keep a better eye on them because its 11 pm and their 3 year old darted out in the middle of the street and you almost hit them. Or when they conveintly drop a bucket of screws into your parking spot without warning you or even picking them up, and you end up with 17 screws imedded into your tire and they tell you " not my problem" Yep ... I would say it is your problem when I call INS and the fire department tomorrw and child services tomorrow morning.
* and all of this is just from Friday ... Welcome to the new Ghetto of Sandy, Utah *

The Climb

Okay so I will be the first to admit that I can't stand the whole tween music crap that is out there being overplayed. Honestly there have been times I have wanted to punch Miley Cyrus in the freaking face. BUT!!! I am sooo digging this song like A LOT A LOT.


I can almost see it
That dream I'm dreaming but
There's a voice inside my head sayin,
You'll never reach it,
Every step I'm taking,
Every move I make feels
Lost with no direction
My faith is shaking but I
Got to keep trying
Got to keep my head held high

There's always going to be another mountain
I'm always going to want to make it move
Always going to be an uphill battle,
Sometimes I'm gonna to have to lose,
Ain't about how fast I get there,
Ain't about what's waiting on the other side
It's the climb

The struggles I'm facing,
The chances I'm taking
Sometimes might knock me down but
No I'm not breaking
I may not know it
But these are the moments that
I'm going to remember most yeah
Just got to keep going
And I,
I got to be strong
Just keep pushing on, cause

There's always going to be another mountain
I'm always going to want to make it move
Always going to be an uphill battle,
Sometimes I'm gonna to have to lose,
Ain't about how fast I get there,
Ain't about what's waiting on the other side
It's the climb (yeah)

There's always going to be another mountain
I'm always going to want to make it move
Always going to be an uphill battle,
Sometimes you going to have to lose,
Ain't about how fast I get there,
Ain't about what's waiting on the other side
It's the climb (yeah yeah)

Keep on moving
Keep climbing
Keep the faith baby
It's all about
It's all about
The climb
Keep the faith
Keep your faith

Whoa a oh oh

So random I am not EVeN kidding!!

You know how there are always big forks and small forks and then big spoons and little spoons in a silverware set? I have no problem using big or little forks... it doesn't matter... but I HAVE to have the little spoon. So much so, that if the only thing that is clean in a big spoon, I'll use a measuring spoon instead... PSYCHO! Oh and my little brother doesn't care what he uses to eat... he eats cereal with forks if that is the first thing he finds... what???
Why do we all have these funky quirks... I wonder if they are built into our brain or if a situation happened to us at one time that developed it.. I'm sure someone knows. Like
Speaking of weird... I have a friend who used to melt gummy worms and bears in an old school Tupperware plastic measuring cup before he ate them. I won't say his name but it rhymes with Quody Quorvin...

DONCHA FART

So you know sometimes when you are on the internet doing something, one of those word verification things pops up that makes you prove you aren't a computer? The ones that are regular words but all skewed and stretched and you have to turn your head or squint or something to read it and still you are like... WHAT THE HECK DOES THIS SAY?!?! Well I just got one of those and it said DONCHA FART.....um, seriously? Classy I know, but I had to share...