Read Before Lunch

First-year students at Texas Vet School were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them In Veterinary Medicine,it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: the first is thatyou not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.??
As an example,the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. ?Go ahead and do the samething,? he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventuallytook turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.
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When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said ?The secondmost important quality is observation.? I stuck my middle finger in the buttand sucked on my index finger.? Now learn to pay attention.
Life's tough.
It's even tougher if you're stupid

من أشعا ر الغزل الصوفي‏

i found these poems at a website ....somewhere i cant remember.....

i think its really amaizing!

بيني وبين َ الهوى والقلب محكمة

ٌاليوم َ موعدها والحكم ُ بعد َ غد ِ
وتهمتي في الهوى بالشوق ِ محكمة
ٌبها اعترفت ُ بدمعي قبل خط ِّ يدي
يا قاضي الحب ِّ لي في البعد ِ مَظلمة
ٌفاحكم بوصل ٍ يرد ُّ الروح َ في جسدي
فالروح ُ هائمة ٌ والعين ُ حائمة
ٌوالنار ُ دائمة ٌ والجمر ُ في كبدي
والليل ُ طال َ وشمس ُ العدل ِ مظلمة
ٌوصرت ُ وحدي غريب َ الأهل ِ والبلد ِ
خصمي حبيبي وكل ُّ الناس ِ لائمة
ٌإن كنت َ خصمي فمن يا منيتي سندي ؟