Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Self-fulfilling Prophecy

The other day I had a great idea. I could get a boat, head over to Indonesia and pick up a couple Komodo dragons:



Then take them over to Japan and drop them off on the beach next to the broken nuclear reactors, presto chango in six months this happens:



The Japanese people would either love me or hate me for this.

Saturday, January 21, 2012

New Year's Resolutions

My New Year's Resolutions are:
  1. Accessorize better
  2. Be punctual

Sadly I haven't achieved either of those yet. Strangely though, I have been exercising regularly ever since New Years.

Tuesday, January 03, 2012

Mornings

There are two types of people in this world: morning people and the people who hate them.