Saturday, December 3, 2011

I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watching Me!

The other night I had an unwelcome visitor.  I was up late.  I couldn't sleep.  I was sitting at my kitchen table.  All of my lights were on.  I look over and see someone standing outside at the window about 5 feet from me.  I stare at him for about 15 seconds and then run and get my husband and call 911.  The cops were there patrolling the neighborhood before I even hung up the phone.  They caught the guy but couldn't arrest him because they didn't have enough evidence.  All I saw was his hoodie.  I was so frightened.  All night long Gary patrolled the house with his sword and had a running commentary on all the things he would do to brown hoodie if he ever caught him , which seems quite comical now.  I was so scared that night.  I didn't sleep.  The next morning I was still scared. I didn't want to spend the day alone at home. I went to the gym.  I came home. I walked in the door and had an epiphany.  This is my house.  How dare some idiot try and control what I do.  I instantly went from being scared to being angry.  I threw open all my blinds.  I decided I'm not going to hide.  I want to see him coming so I can get a good look at him and get his butt hauled off to jail.  That would be AWESOME!!