Pixel Scroll 6/12/26 My Dear Guests, I Am Mr. Scroll, Your Host. Welcome To Fantasy Pixel

(1) NOMMOS SHORTLIST AND MORE. This year’s Worldcon announced activities to look forward to by “The African Speculative Fiction Society (ASFS) at LAcon V”.

We are thrilled to be partnering with the African Speculative Fiction Society at LAcon V! 

ASFS presents the annual Nommo Awards, which honor outstanding works of speculative fiction by African writers across the continent and diaspora. This year, ASFS will be announcing the shortlisted works live at LAcon via our Virtual Program! There will be introductions and contributions from the nominees, as well as a discussion about the evolution and global impact of African speculative fiction.

In addition to this Celebrating African Speculative Fiction panel, ASFS will be presenting multiple panels as part of the LAcon V Virtual Program.

The full schedule will be released August 2026.

(2) EATING THE FANTASTIC. Scott Edelman invites listeners to chew on peri-peri chicken with Octothorpe’s John Coxon and Alison Scott in Episode 284 of the Eating the Fantastic podcast.

Two Hugo Award-nominated podcasts collide in the fifth and final episode of Eating the Fantastic recorded during this year’s Eastercon. John Coxon and Alison Scott, two-thirds of the award-winning team behind Octothorpe (absent their equally entertaining cohost Liz Batty) took me on walkabout to a nearby Nando’s so I could experience its peri-peri chicken for the first time — and we recorded not just our meal, but the hikes there and back again.

We discussed the many first-time Eastercon attendees I encountered who were there due to their podcast, Nando’s place in British culture and why it was chosen to be our venue for this episode, what they’re willing to reveal about cohost Liz Batty in her absence, how the coming of COVID-19 kickstarted the creation of Octothorpe, why they didn’t launch an old-school fanzine instead, how the first episode wasn’t even originally intended to be the first episode, why we’re still here considering 90% of podcasts don’t make it past three episodes, how to comment responsibly on fandom while being a part of fandom, the reason their letters of comment section is so important, what changed about the show once they realized people were actually listening, advice for those who’d like to start podcasts of their own, plus much more.

(3) SFF REVIEWS. Lisa Tuttle’s “The best recent science fiction, fantasy and horror – review roundup” in the Guardian covers Not With a Bang by Temi Oh; Tillinghast by Clare Cavenagh; Atomic Coffin by Benedict Anning; The Unicorn Hunters by Katherine Arden; and Bad Things Happen Here by Mark Morris.

(4) NOT TO BE READ OUT LOUD. “Silent Movies Jump from Screen to Page in Movie Tie-In Novels” at SFWA’s Planetside.

The first movie tie-in novels date to the rise of silent movies as mass entertainment at the beginning of the 20th century. As with movie tie-in books today, these included both novelizations of screenplays and reissues of published novels illustrated with movie stills.

The novelization of The Adventures of Kathlyn is one of the earliest movie tie-in novelsThis serial began on December 29, 1913, and was shown in movie theaters through 1914. One of the action heroines of silent movies, the film’s star, Kathlyn Williams, was famous for performing with big cats.  The movie took advantage of her talents and first name. Over the course of 13 episodes, the fictional Kathlyn rescues her explorer father and frees the enslaved population of a mythical kingdom. She traverses jungles, battles wild beasts, outwits the insidious Council of Three, and dodges a forced marriage to a foul prince. Each episode ended with a cliffhanger guaranteed to bring the audience back to enjoy the next installment until the story’s happy resolution.

Harold McGrath, who supplied the original story for the screenplay, wrote the novel published by The Bobbs-Merrill Company. The text was illustrated with black-and-white photos from the film. The frontispiece opposite the title page shows Kathlyn clutching the hunter Bruce, who aids her quest to rescue her father and provides a romantic interest.

Newspapers such as the Chicago Tribune and Los Angeles Times also featured stories illustrated with stills from The Adventures of Kathlyn. This was designed to boost sales of the newspapers, the serial, and the book, cashing in on every possible way to keep the public intrigued by Kathlyn’s trials and tribulations. It was all coordinated, with the Chicago Tribune helping to finance the movie production in hopes of boosting their circulation. The Motion Picture News noted film screenings ended with a reminder to read about Kathlyn in the Sunday newspaper, while the newspaper stories urged fans to go to the “picture theater” to watch the next episode….

(5) WALTER SCOTT PRIZE. The BBC reports “‘Most unusual book’ wins Walter Scott historical fiction prize”.

A book which judges said “may be the most unusual book you read this year” has won the Walter Scott Prize for Historical Fiction.

Alice Jolly’s work The Matchbox Girl tells the story of Adelheid Brunner – a mute autistic patient of Dr Hans Asperger in the now-infamous Vienna Children’s Hospital during the 1930s, while the city is under Nazi occupation….

…Judges praised the “originality, innovation, ambition” of Jolly’s work which “confronts a topic of immense complexity in a gripping tour de force”.

“The Matchbox Girl may be the most unusual book you read this year,” they said. “For its honesty, power and storytelling dexterity, our 2026 winner will also be one of the most important.”

Jolly was part of the first ever all-British shortlist for the award.

Speaking of writing the book, she said: “I remain constantly troubled by that age of old question as to how people who were certainly not wholly ‘evil’ nevertheless found themselves drawn into appalling crimes.

“In 2018, two non-fiction books about the history of autism were published which told wildly differing stories about Dr Asperger. My book started with the simple question – who was Dr Asperger?”.

Dr Asperger is known for his work in child psychiatry and identifying Asperger syndrome, a form of autism, in 1944 – however the term “autistic psychopathy” was used until 1981.

In 1981, the British psychiatrist Lorna Wing introduced the diagnosis of Asperger syndrome.

But documents uncovered in 2018 suggested Dr Asperger sent child patients to the Am Spiegelgrund clinic in Vienna, where they were put to death by the Nazi regime.

Jolly said that as she worked on the book she realised that his forgotten colleagues were “perhaps more interesting than he was”.

She said she became obsessed with “bringing them into the light” and celebrating the ways in which they “struggled to hold onto their research, and their principles, despite finding themselves in the eye of the most evil storm of the 20th Century”.

(6) A JANE YOLEN TRIBUTE. Here is the start of Michael Swanwick’s remembrance, “Jane Yolen, 1939-2026” at Flogging Babel.

I was talking with Jane Yolen once, in her house in St. Andrews, Scotland. I told her how much I admired her prolific output of books–something like 400 then, though it’s grown since. She tried to duck the compliment by saying, “Well, yours are so much longer than mine.”

“I’ve read Owl Moon,” I said. (For those who don’t know, it’s an illustrated story sold as a ‘children’s book’ but actually a gem of a prose poem of a reminiscence, possibly true and possibly not.) “How many drafts did that take?”

“A few hundred,” she admitted.

“I rest my case,” I said….

(7) RONNIE SCHELL (1931-2026). “Ronnie Schell Dead: ‘Gomer Pyle: USMC’ Actor Was 94” reports Deadline.

Ronnie Schell, a prolific TV character actor perhaps best known for his portrayal of the amiable Pvt. Duke Slater, pal of Jim Nabors’ hayseed Gomer Pyle on the ’60s sitcom of that name, died of natural causes today at UCLA Hospital in Los Angeles. He was 94….

He worked a lot – the sff TV shows in his resume included The Girl With Something Extra, Mork & Mindy and Phil of the Future.

His genre films included Disney’s Gus, The Shaggy D.A., and The Devil and Max Devlin.

He provided voices on such animated projects as Jetsons: The Movie  as well as TV series including Battle of the Planets and Smurfs.

(8) MARGARET KERRY (1929-2026). “Margaret Kerry Dead: Tinker Bell Model for ‘Peter Pan’ Was 97”The Hollywood Reporter finds that wasn’t her only genre role.

…As a voice actress, Kerry starred on Clutch Cargo in 1959, Space Angel in 1962-64 and Captain Fathom in 1965 — those cartoons used the Syncro-Vox system, with real human lips superimposed over the animated characters’ mouths — and on The New Three Stooges in 1965. She did live segments with Moe Howard, Larry Fine and Joe DeRita as well. All were for Cambria Productions, a company led by her first husband, Dick Brown.

The 5-foot-2 Kerry had starred alongside Eddie Cantor in If You Knew Susie (1948) and was an assistant dance director on the Gloria DeHaven musical I’ll Get By (1950) when her agent sent her to Disney Studios in Burbank to audition for Peter Pan, she recalled in a 2003 interview with Jim Korkis….

… Kerry got the job, reported for work the next Tuesday and on and off for the next six to nine months, she moved around “a great big soundstage that seemed to go on forever” wearing her own one-piece bathing suit and her hair in a bun and being observed by Marc Davis (one of Walt Disney’s “Nine Old Men”) and other animators.

“There was no one for me to react to. I had to imagine almost everything,” she said. “There was an occasional prop like huge scissors or a wire-frame keyhole or something. Most of the time it was just me pretending to be looking up from under something or walking around.”…

…She appeared as a fairy in A Midsummer Night’s Dream (1935) — she said after a studio light caught fire, Mickey Rooney “dragged me into this little two-inch deep stream on the set so I’d be safe from any flames” — and in Our Gang comedy shorts and took dancing lessons from Nico Charisse, husband of Cyd Charisse.

She showed up in The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1938) and The Star Maker (1939) and was a stand-in for Elizabeth Taylor in National Velvet (1944), then tap-danced and sang as the daughter of Cantor and Joan Davis’ characters in If You Knew Susie. It was Cantor who gave her the stage name Margaret Kerry….

… “You remember the scene where [Tinker Bell] falls over backward in Wendy’s dresser drawer?” she asked Korkis. “Well, they had me falling over backward onto a mattress. The mattress was about a half-inch thick, or at least it seemed that thick, and I went over backward and went thud. The look of my face of surprise and pain was identical to the one Tink has in the finished film.”…

(9) TODAY’S BIRTHDAY.

[Written by Cat Eldridge.]

Born June 12, 1916 – Irwin Allen. (Died 1992.)

So let’s talk about Irwin Allen. While he may be best known for that most spectacular of ocean disaster movies, The Poseidon Adventure, he’s done more than done a reasonable share of genre work.

The first series that he created in the Sixties was Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, was based off his film of the same name, which aired on ABC from the fall of 1964 to the spring of 1968 making it the decade’s longest-running American science fiction television series with continuing characters. The one hundred and ten episodes produced included the first thirty-two shot in black-and-white, and last seventy-eight filmed in color. 

Next up for him was Lost in Space. Saying it’s based off Johann David Wyss’ The Swiss Family Robinson is really, really stretching things, isn’t it? Be that as it may, the show ran for eighty-three episodes over three seasons on CBS.

Remember The Time Tunnel? Yeah he was responsible for it too. The show ran for one season of thirty episodes from 1966 to 1967 on ABC.  

His run of SF series would be concluded with Land of the Giants, a one-hour series that aired on ABC from the fall of 1968 to the spring of 1970. It was filmed in color. It’s worth noting that five novels based on the television series, including three written by Murray Leinster, would be published while the series aired. 

A decade later, we have a miniseries on that took Robert Bloch and six other scriptwriters to please Irwin Allen, The Return of Captain Nemo (its theatrical title when a shorter, possibly more coherent version had a screen run was The Amazing Captain Nemo). It has been considered an attempt by him to duplicate the success of his Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea. It didn’t. 

Finally, I’ll note that he was responsible for it happening in all aspects possible, a music version of Alice in Wonderland. It aired on CBS over two nights in 1985, and it had an amazing cast of Natalie Gregory (Alice here), Red Buttons, Anthony Newley, Jayne Meadows, Carol Channing, Sammy Davis Jr., Roddy McDowall, Ann Jillian, Pat Morita and Robert Morley. It has an extraordinary rating of eighty-five percent over at Rotten Tomatoes.

Irwin Allen, 1974

(10) COMICS SECTION.

(11) ANALYZING THE WHO HIATUS. The New York Times tries to answer the question: “‘Doctor Who’ Is in Limbo. What Does That Mean for Fans?”

What do the changes mean for the future of the series?

Although the show has not been canceled, it appears to have entered an indefinite hiatus.

The Cardiff, Wales-based production company Bad Wolf, whose founders worked with Davies on “Doctor Who” throughout the reboot era, said on Instagram on Wednesday that they were leaving. And Davies, the “It’s A Sin” and “Years and Years” writer who returned to the franchise in 2023, is out, too.

There are no upcoming episodes on the show’s slate (bar a previously announced animated series for preschoolers), and nothing more can be produced until a new team is chosen.

On social media, fans have dubbed this new period “the Wilderness Years 2.0,” in reference to the 16-year gap between Sylvester McCoy’s final episode as the Doctor in 1989 and Christopher Eccleston’s first in 2005….

(12) BRING IT BACK ALIVE. Meanwhile, here are some of Charlie Jane Anders’ ideas about “How to Bring Back Doctor Who” at Happy Dancing.

…One of the great innovations of the 2005 relaunch was having companions who were from present-day England and frequently returned home to visit their family and/or loved ones. This made Doctor Who more explicitly a portal fantasy, which is excellent, and allowed the companions to feel more grounded in reality.

I think, however, it might be time to return to having companions who are a bit more unusual in their own right. And here’s where I think of something like One Piece, where every member of Monkey D. Luffy’s crew is a colorful character with a fancy backstory. Maybe it’s time for another companion from the future, or the distant past. Maybe we could get someone a bit more akin to Captain Jack Harkness, who did travel in the TARDIS occasionally but never quite settled in as a companion.

It would also be interesting to have companions with more personal issues of their own, not focused quite so much on their relationship with the Doctor — and maybe no more companions who are at the center of a great mystery in which they’re the MacGuffin rather than the detective. My ideal companion would be Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride: constantly chasing revenge against the person who did them wrong, while the doctor tries to temper their fury and every adventure brings them closer to their goal. (Doctor Who did this a bit with Graham in Jodie Whitaker’s first season, but only a bit.)…

(13) HELP THE SOAPBOX COMMUNITY PRINT SHOP AND ZINE LIBRARY. The Soapbox is a community print shop and zine library in the West Philadelphia neighborhood of Philadelphia, PA. The studio has to move to a new location (there is no option to stay in the current studio location) and the owners say “the costs of this move are dire.” Gillian Lee, Project Special Collections Cataloging Librarian, University of Pennsylvania, and Board member, The Soapbox Community Print Shop and Zine Library, asks people to contribute here: “The Soapbox Studio Move Fundraiser”.

The Soapbox is the only community printshop in West Philly and one of the only zine libraries in Philadelphia, and they are in a truly urgent financial situation. There is one part-time studio coordinator and all other work, including working with architects and budgeting for this move, is done by dedicated, hardworking volunteers. 

If community printing, low-cost book arts educational programming, and free public zine libraries are important to you, please consider donating or sending to a friend or colleague. If you are a Philadelphian like me and can take a class or donate, please do so; see the list of class offerings here. Financial support is truly make or break for the organization at this time. Fundraiser link

(14) NOT UNIQUE. [Item by Steven French.] A pair of philosophers explore the notion of ‘substrate flexibility’ with regard to alien consciousness with the accompanying article giving a nod of the head to the alien in Project Hail Mary: “Consciousness likely not unique to earthlings, paper says” at Phys.org.

Does consciousness depend on flesh and blood? The answer is almost certainly no, according to Eric Schwitzgebel, a distinguished professor of philosophy at the University of California, Riverside. In a new working paper, Schwitzgebel and Jeremy Pober, a former UCR graduate student who is now a postdoctoral researcher at the University of Lisbon, assert that consciousness is likely possible in life forms made of very different stuff. Think of the five-limbed alien with a rocklike exterior in the recent blockbuster movie “Project Hail Mary.”

Schwitzgebel and Pober do not attempt to define consciousness; they proceed from the heuristic premise that it’s a real and recognizable phenomenon. Instead, they ask a narrower question: Must it be tied to the biology found on Earth?

(15) YOU CAN CALL ME AL. According to NPR, “’Algorithm’ comes from the name of a Uzbek mathematician”.

It’s a simple word that has developed a sinister connotation: algorithm. For many of us, algorithms help determine what we watch, read and listen to — in the process, confirming our tastes and biases, and creating ideological echo chambers.

The word might not seem like one that would get much consideration from the Holy See. But last month in his first encyclical, Pope Leo XIV addressed the potential dangers of artificial intelligence. The word “algorithm” came up 19 times….

… The etymology of the word is a strange one, according to Rob Watts, a journalist and host of RobWords, a popular YouTube channel about word origins and usage. “It just sounds like a mathematical term,” he notes. Instead, it invokes a specific mathematician, he says: the 9th century Persian Muhammad ibn Musa al-Khwarizmi.

“It’s actually the Latin take on that name al-Khwarizmi that we’re invoking when we use the word algorithm,” Watts says.

But it’s taken a rather convoluted journey to reach us a dozen centuries later. The modern word algorithm traces back to the Latin algorismus through French (algorisme) and English (algorism). It also got “somewhat conflated with the term “arithmetic” before arriving in its current form, Watts says….

[Thanks to Mark Roth-Whitworth, Kathy Sullivan, Steven French, Mike Kennedy, “Orange Mike” Lowrey, Andrew Porter, John King Tarpinian, Cat Eldridge, SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie, and Chris Barkley for some of these stories. Title credit belongs to File 770 contributing editor of the day Jack Lint.]

Pixel Scroll 3/25/26 The Scroll Is A Harsh Pixel

(1) META & GOOGLE LOSE SOCIAL MEDIA ADDICTION LAWSUIT. This morning Deadline reported “Meta & Google Found Negligent In Social Media Addiction Trial In L.A.”. The headline was written before the punitive damages were determined by the jury, which were announced later today.

After more than a week of deliberations, a Los Angeles jury Wednesday delivered a potential game-changing verdict of negligence against social media giants Meta and Google for creating addictive products and platforms that harm minors….

… At the core of both the California and New Mexico trials is the premise that social media and its algorithms and sticky attraction have harsh consequences that include inducing thoughts of suicide, depression, sleep disruption, eating disorders, body dysmorphia and anxiety.

Today’s non-unanimous verdict in L.A. and the one out of Santa Fe on March 24 are a long way from settled.

While the data harvesting that propels tech companies was left relatively unexplored in the trials, it is undeniable that both verdicts put the business models of social media platforms on shaky ground. At this point, whether this ends up like the tobacco cases of the 1990s, increased guardrails of use and alterations in algorithms and other designs are near certain to be imposed in one way or another. Once the appeals are launched, regulatory spotlights are likely to be ramped up with big-bucks settlements paid out to keep the courts and lawmakers out of the matters….

But after the punitive damages were announced here is how Deadline saw it — “Meta & Google Get Less Than A Financial Slap On The Wrist As L.A. Social Media Trial Jury Orders Tech Giants To Pay Out Just $6M In Total Damages”.

…Pinpointing the social media companies as predators and providers of addictive algorithm assault against minors, the breakdown on the punitive damages essentially equaled the compensatory damages, with $2.1 million for Meta and $900,000 for YouTube.

The implications of this verdict and the $375 million one out of New Mexico on Tuesday will be debated in and out of the courts for ages, as will the moral, business and technological blast radiuses. Meta has already made it clear it plans to appeal both cases.

To that, as lawyers, plaintiff K.G.M., parents and more awaited the punitive damages number from the L.A. jury this afternoon, Meta offered an updated statement on the outcome of the trial.

“We respectfully disagree with the verdict and will appeal,” spokesperson Andy Stone said. “Teen mental health is profoundly complex and cannot be linked to a single app. We will continue to defend ourselves vigorously as every case is different, and we remain confident in our record of protecting teens online.”

For a larger financial perspective, think on this when you ponder both that $6 million in L.A. and $375 million in Santa Fe: Meta raked in $201 billion in profits last year….

(2) COLBERT LOTR MOVIE UNVEILED. “New ‘Lord of the Rings’ Movie From Stephen Colbert in Development” reports Variety.

Warner Bros. has revealed that Stephen Colbert and his son are developing a brand new “Lord of the Rings” movie. The announcement came Tuesday night via the studio’s various social media accounts.

The video announcement opened with “Lord of the Rings” director Peter Jackson giving a quick update about the next film in the fantasy franchise: Andy Serkis’ “The Hunt for Gollum.” Jackson said of the project, which is set for release in 2027: “Andy is doing a terrific job. It’s looking amazing. The script is coming together really well and I think it’s going to be a really good film.”

Jackson then teased his “very special partner” who will help develop the next film after “The Hunt for Gollum,” titled “The Lord of the Rings: Shadows of the Past.” That partner is none other than “The Late Show” host Colbert, who Jackson patched in through a video call. Colbert, a vocal Tolkien fanatic, then explained that the plot of his movie will come from chapters of “The Fellowship of the Ring” that didn’t make it into Jackson’s 2001 adaptation.

“You know what the books mean to me, and what your films mean to me,” Colbert told Jackson. “But the thing I found myself reading over and over again were the six chapters early on in [‘The Fellowship of the Ring’] that y’all never developed into the first movie back in the day. It’s basically the chapter ‘Three Is Company’ [Chapter III] through ‘Fog on the Barrow-Downs’ [Chapter VIII]. And I thought, ‘Oh, wait, maybe that could be its own story that could fit into the larger story. Could we make something that was completely faithful to the books while also being completely faithful to the movies that you guys had already made?’”

The late-night host said that after coming up with this idea, he discussed it with his son, screenwriter Peter McGee, and worked out a “framing device” for the film. After the groundwork was laid, Colbert called Jackson, and over the last two years, they’ve worked with screenwriter Philippa Boyens to develop a script.

The film’s official logline reads, “Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo — Sam, Merry and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began.”

(3) BRITISH SCHOOL BANS BOOKS. [Item by James Bacon.] A very unexpected situation has occurred, in England, at an unidentified school in the Greater Manchester area. Index on Censorship have conducted extensive work on appalling treatment of a Librarian, and the banning of many books and graphic novels from the school library. 

Katie Dancey-Downs broke the story on the 20th of March, for the Index on Censorship and the article is extensive and an important read. “School book banning escalates in the UK as Greater Manchester secondary school censors scores of books.

While fans are used to hearing about schools in the US banning books, this is surprising news in England, and concerning. What is more extraordinary is that some of the works are ones that will be recognised as stories read when filers themselves were teenagers. 

The idea that the 1984 Graphic Novel, a beautiful work by Matyáš Namai & George Orwell, is now a work that teenagers need safeguarding from, is a concept that fans will find ironic. 

Works that the school removed included:  Dark Winter by Andy McNab, Twilight by Stephenie Meyer,  Heartstopper vol 4 & 5 by Alice Oseman, a selection of books by George RR Martin, Freddie Mercury: The Definitive Biography by Lesley-Ann Jones,  Madly, Deeply by Alan Rickman, Interview With a Vampire by Anne Rice, some eleven volumes of Death Note by Tsugumi Ohba & Takeshi Obata

The book Men Who Hate Women: the extremism no-one is talking about by Laura Bates appears to have been the catalyst for the purge, and the Librarian concerned facing harsh disciplinary action, resigned. A tragic outcome for a person dedicated to helping young people find understanding through books. 

James Bacon has written a longer analysis for Downthetubes: “1984, Batman, Twilight Banned: Comics Censorship Concerns after huge British school library book ban”.

(4) KGB. Fantastic Fiction at KGB reading series hosts Ellen Datlow and Matthew Kressel present: Michael Swanwick and Mike Allen on Wednesday, April 8, 2026 at 7:00 p.m. Eastern. Location: KGB Bar, 85 East 4th Street, New York, NY 10003 (Just off 2nd Ave, upstairs).

Michael Swanwick

Michael Swanwick has been writing fantasy and science fiction at every length from flash fiction to novel trilogy for over forty years, during which time he has received the Nebula, Theodore Sturgeon, and World Fantasy Awards, as well as five Hugo Awards. As a hobby, he writes critical non-fiction and the occasional interview.

Mike Allen

Mike Allen’s most recent novel is Trail of Shadows, published in 2025. Two of his collections of horror tales, Unseaming and Aftermath of an Industrial Accident, were finalists for the Shirley Jackson Award, and as an editor, he’s a two-time World Fantasy Award nominee. His short fiction has appeared in Apex Magazine, Beneath Ceaseless Skies, Cosmic Horror Monthly, Interzone, Weird Tales, and Storyteller: A Tanith Lee Tribute Anthology. With his wife and creative partner, Anita, he runs Mythic Delirium Books in Roanoke, Virginia.

(5) TODAY’S BIRTHDAY.

[Written by Cora Buhlert.]

March 25, 1939D.C. Fontana. (Died 2019.)

By Cora Buhlert: Dorothy Catherine Fontana, better known as D.C. Fontana, was born on March 25, 1939 in New Jersey. At age eleven she decided that she wanted to become a novelist. But while she would become a writer, her main body of work would be in television rather than novels.

D. C. Fontana

Employment opportunities for women were limited in the late 1950s and early 1960s, so Dorothy Fontana went to work as a secretary after college. This was her entrance into the TV industry, because she found employment first at Screen Gems and then at Revue Studios, where she worked as a secretary for Samuel A. Peeples on the largely forgotten western series Overland Trail and The Tall Man. But Dorothy Fontana wanted more than just to type other people’s scripts. She wanted to write her own and in 1960, aged twenty-one, she managed to sell her first script for the episode “A Bounty for Billy” of The Tall Man. More sales followed.

In 1963, Dorothy Fontana went to work on a military themed TV show called The Lieutenant. The show only lasted for one season, but nonetheless it would change D.C. Fontana’s, as she was calling herself by now, life, because she wound up working as the secretary of Gene Roddenberry, creator of The Lieutenant. Roddenberry encouraged Fontana’s writing, leading to the publication of her first novel, a western called Brazos River.

When The Lieutenant was cancelled, Gene Roddenberry started working on a new show called Star Trek. D.C. Fontana accompanied him. Before working on Star Trek, D.C. Fontana had had no interest in science fiction, but this quickly changed as work on the new show progressed. D.C. Fontana wrote the teleplay for “Charlie X”, the second episode of Star Trek. By the end of season 1, she was the story editor of Star Trek and also wrote the scripts of such memorable episodes as “Tomorrow is Yesterday”, “Journey to Babel”, “This Side of Paradise” and “Friday’s Child”.

D.C. Fontana left as story editor before the third season of Star Trek, but continued to contribute to the series as a freelance writer. Her collaboration with Gene Roddenberry continued on The Questor Tapes and Star Trek: The Animated Series. By the 1970s, D.C. Fontana, who had never read a science fiction story before Star Trek, had become one of the go-to writers for science fiction television and worked on Buck Rogers in the 25th CenturyLogan’s RunThe Six Million Dollar ManFantastic Journey and Battlestar Galactica, an experience she disliked so much that she disavowed her screenplay. She also continued to work on non-genre shows such as The WaltonsThe Streets of San Francisco, Bonanza, Kung Fu and Dallas.  

D.C. Fontana returned to Star Trek as story editor and associate producer on Star Trek: The Next Generation, for which she co-wrote the pilot “Encounter at Farpoint”. However, she left during the first season, following a fallout with Gene Roddenberry. Though D.C. Fontana was not completely done with Star Trek yet. She wrote Star Trek novels and contributed a script to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. She also wrote several screenplays for Deep Space Nine’s great rival Babylon Five.  

I don’t know what my first contact with D.C. Fontana’s work was. I know it wasn’t Star Trek, because she wrote none of the Star Trek episodes I saw as a young kid during a rerun on German TV in the late 1970s. And while I watched all of the science fiction series on which she worked, I didn’t see most of them until much later, when the floodgates of private television opened and many of these shows aired in Germany for the first time.

Indeed, it’s quite likely that my first contact with D.C. Fontana’s writing was a non-genre show, quite possibly The Waltons, which aired on Sunday afternoons and which my parents watched religiously. The Streets of San Francisco or Dallas are also possibilities, though I only got to see those shows sporadically during the holidays, since they aired in evening slots after my bedtime.

However, one story penned by D.C. Fontana that I definitely encountered early on is her sole contribution to the Filmation He-Man and the Masters of the Universe cartoon, the second season episode “Battlecat”, which tells the origin of Prince Adam’s “fearless friend” Cringer and his alter-ego Battlecat. The episode is basically one long flashback, recounting how a young Prince Adam rescues a tiger cub from a sabrecat stalking the little one. Adam takes the injured cub to the royal palace and nurses him back to health and the two are soon inseparable. However, Adam is mortified that is pet is terrified of everything, up to and including his own shadow, which also gains him the name Cringer, courtesy of Teela teasing Adam about his pet.

As for why Cringer is always so afraid, this episode never shows us what happened before Adam found Cringer, though we can guess from fact that Cringer is all alone in the jungle and being stalked by a predator that it was nothing good. In 2012 finally, a comic did tell what happened just before, namely that Cringer’s entire family and tribe were wiped out by a sabrecat attack. Baby Cringer was the only survivor and was hunted for days, until Adam drove off the predators and rescued him. So the reason Cringer is always terrified is because he is deeply traumatized.

When Adam gains the Power of Grayskull and becomes into He-Man, he makes sure never to transform in front of Cringer, until one day when Cringer follows Adam and chances to witness the transformation. Cringer is understandably terrified and when He-Man tries to reassure him that there’s no reason to be afraid and that he’s still Adam inside, he accidentally points the Sword of Power at Cringer and Battlecat is born. And not a moment too soon, because an eldritch horror has escaped from its tomb and needs to be stopped…

“Battlecat” is a highly memorable episode, especially since the Filmation He-Man cartoon rarely ever gave us origin stories for the various characters. We never even got to see how Adam first became He-Man, so it’s a treat to see how Cringer first became Battlecat and how Adam and Cringer met in the first place. The fact that Baby Cringer is one of the cutest creatures ever seen on screen doesn’t hurt either.

In many ways, this episode also illustrates D.C. Fontana’s strengths as a writer. Her episodes were inevitably memorable and often expanded the world of the story and gave backstory to characters who did not have a lot before, whether it’s introducing Spock’s parents in “Journey to Babel”, delving into the previous hosts of the Dax symbiont in “Dax” or recounting the origins of Cringer in “Battlecat”.

(6) COMICS SECTION.

(7) DISSENTING OPINION. Wesley Chu told Facebook readers that he ran one of his books through AI detecting software and got this unlikely result.  

(8) ANOTHER AUTHOR’S AI DETECTOR TRIAL. Andrea Bartz told New York Times readers she experimented with an AI detector and got a ridiculous result, too: “A Horror Novel Got Canceled. What’s Coming Next Is a Bigger Nightmare.” (Behind a paywall.)

…Shortly after ChatGPT was publicly released, I entered the prompt “write a short story in the style of author Andrea Bartz.” The output was an uncanny facsimile of my prose — the actual scenes it generated made little sense, but the rhythm and sentences themselves mimicked some of the deliberate stylistic choices I make in my books.

A.I. detectors exist, but they’re far from perfect. OpenAI has called them unreliable. I don’t pretend to know how these checkers work under the hood. But if large language models were trained on my work (which was the case in at least one instance), then it’s easy to see how my own writing may come across to some as A.I.-generated.

In other words, I don’t write like A.I.; A.I. writes like me.

I pasted a few paragraphs of my own prose (a quick satire piece I’d shared on my Substack newsletter) into a free online detection tool. It deemed the passage “very likely A.I.-generated,” with 82 percent of the text exhibiting the hallmarks of A.I. This app appeared to be cruder and less reliable than other detectors I tried, perhaps because it was pushing a feature to “humanize” my passage with the click of a button. Lord help us all….

(9) “THAT’S ALL, FOLKS!” [Item by Steve Green.] The online retail outlet WB Shop UK, which ceased selling physical media last year, is currently running a merchandise sale ahead of its closure on 31 March. The customer services department will operate until 15 May.

(10) I’M NOT SURE WE SPECIFIED OUR DESTINATION CORRECTLY. [Item by Bill Higgins.] So we’re downstate visiting family, and we go out to see a science fiction movie. I am driving.  My wife asks her phone to guide us to the theater. She searches for “Hail Mary Peoria.”

Here’s the result.

(11) DILEMMA SOLVED. Well now…

(12) IT’S ALL SO SIMPLE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT. “Chandra resolves why black holes hit the brakes on growth” at Phys.org.

Astronomers have an answer for a long-running mystery in astrophysics: why is the growth of supermassive black holes so much lower today than in the past? A study using NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory and other X-ray telescopes found that supermassive black holes are unable to consume material as rapidly as they did in the distant past. The results appeared in the December 2025 issue of The Astrophysical Journal.

Ten billion years ago, there was a period that astronomers call “cosmic noon,” when the growth of supermassive black holes (those with millions to billions of times the mass of the sun) was at its peak across the entire history of the universe. Between cosmic noon and now, however, astronomers have seen a major slowdown in how rapidly black holes are growing….

… By analyzing observations of about 1.3 million galaxies and 8,000 growing supermassive black holes from Chandra, ESA’s XMM-Newton and eROSITA (the extended ROentgen Survey with an Imaging Telescope Array, a German and Russian mission), the team was able to isolate the “why” behind this black hole slowdown.

“It appears that black holes’ consumption of material has greatly slowed down as the universe has aged,” said co-author Niel Brandt, also of Penn State University. “This is probably because the amount of cold gas available for them to ingest has decreased since cosmic noon.”…

[Thanks to Kathy Sullivan, Steven French, Mike Kennedy, Steve Green, Juli Marr, Bill Higgins, Andrew Porter, John King Tarpinian, Cat Eldridge, SF Concatenation’s Jonathan Cowie, and Mark Roth-Whitworth for some of these stories. Title credit belongs to File 770 contributing editor of the day Jon Meltzer.]

a universe box

Let’s celebrate The Universe Box‘s February 3rd release by Tachyon Press! I have opened the universe box that is my life, and have been sharing a piece of it every Monday. It was from the beginning inevitable that this is where it would end.


By Michael Swanwick: I always wanted to live in an artists’ commune and was always too much of an oddball to be accepted in one. Yet now, in my old age, I have accomplished just that.

Marianne, after seeing an exhibition of Joseph Cornell’s shadow box assemblages, conceived a desire to do something similar with cigar boxes for Dragonstairs Press. A pop-up bookstore gave her an art book of Charles R. Knight’s images of dinosaurs and other megafauna. She went online and bought a book of star charts. These books were harvested and their images used to line the insides of the cigar boxes.

Then she said (I often reflect on how other editors must envy her that freedom), “Swanwick! Write me a story to go with this.”

I, perforce, knowing no more than you do now, began writing.

The story began with Trickster, having stolen the universe and hidden it in a cigar box, going to earth in Philadelphia. Where the most boring individual in the universe was planning to pop the question on his deserving-of-better girlfriend. With Trickster, anything was possible. So I let the plot go wild. I threw in the Eternal Minion, the “holy-as-shit” Black Lama, a giraffe wrangler, the armorer of the gods, Dan Scratch, and at the end, snowflakes. I never had so much fun writing a story as I did with this one.  

Marianne made a stab-bound chapbook out of the story, to be included within the cigar box. Meanwhile, she was assembling items to include in the box: red coral, antique taxidermy eyes, and the like. Some items, such as a set of calling cards of major characters in the story, were common to all boxes. Others were unique, such as the tektite a friend contributed which was by itself worth more than Marianne ended up selling the box for. She included one of her “vaccines” (see The Universe Box Monday of three weeks ago) in each one. Early drafts of the story were put through a shredder and used as package stuffing.

Only thirteen such boxes were made. Each one was adorned with enough vintage stamps to pay for their postage, a Dragonstairs return address sticker, and, after purchase, the name and address of the buyer.

They sold out in less than five minutes.

I sold secondary publication rights to the story to Asimov’s, which doesn’t normally buy reprints. But Sheila Williams deemed a baker’s-dozen edition no threat to her magazine.

And now, “Universe Box” is the title story of my newest short fiction collection, “The Universe Box.” Currently available from Tachyon Publications.`

All because long ago I married a biologist who never imagined she would one day turn into an artist.

a joker

Let’s celebrate The Universe Box‘s February 3rd release by Tachyon Press! I have opened the universe box that is my life, and will be sharing a piece of it every Monday.


By Michael Swanwick: Dear lord! How long ago those Thursday night Hearts games were! Back in the 1970s, everyone I knew was invited to play Hearts once a week in my shabby efficiency apartment on 23rd Street in Center City Philadelphia. After long and terrifying joblessness, I had a position as a clerk-typist 1 for the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, so I could spring for wine and snacks. Life was good.

My best friend at the time was Susan Casper, and when it came to games she was a shark. As was I. So too were, to lesser degrees, those who came simply because they were friends and young and needed to fill every night with entertainment. There were two exceptions. While we shrieked and triumphantly slammed down cards or groaned and turned our despairing faces to the wall, Gardner Dozois and Marianne Porter sat aside from it all and quietly talked.

They were not gamers.

They were talkers and thinkers. And though one was later to become my mentor and the other my wife, they were no closer to me then than anyone else there.

We few, we happy few, we band of bohemians, lived and loved and whooped and hollered and, whenever I broke out a new deck of cards, I got Gardner to autograph the joker. He was the celebrity of the group, of course, the famous science fiction writer, the only one of us who had yet achieved anything of note. But he was also an astonishment to us because his stories were so dark and he himself so ebullient. The contrast we thought hilarious. Hence the joker.

We were young and callow. He saw our folly as harmless, and he always signed with good humor.

How many jokers did Gardner Dozois autograph? Twenty? Thirty? More? Yet only one remains. All the rest are sunk deep beneath the seas of yesteryear, drowned alongside my youth and the glory that was Atlantis.

a paperclip

Let’s celebrate The Universe Box‘s February 3rd release by Tachyon Press! I have opened the universe box that is my life, and will be sharing a piece of it every Monday.


By Michael Swanwick: Vanishingly few people in the science fiction community ever met Alice Sheldon, the woman who wrote science fiction under the nom de plume James Tiptree, Jr. Two who did were Gardner Dozois and Susan Casper. They were at a convention in Washington D.C. when they got a call from “Sylvester Mule”—Sheldon in CIA mode—and subsequently rendezvoused with her and her husband Huntington at their home in McLean, Virginia.

The house was mostly glass and sat over a stream that ran through the living room. Raccoons would come into it at night. Gardner later wrote, “…we went out there and spent the afternoon. We had burgers, I think, which they grilled, and we sat around for a while. I found out during the afternoon that she kept her Nebula Award in a closet with galoshes piled on top of it.”

Sheldon, he said, was flamboyant, even theatrical. “She really dominated your attention. She was magnetic. […] While we were eating our hamburgers… She had put out paper napkins and I was nervous, so I sat nervously shredding a napkin. She told me later that after we left she had picked up the shreds of the napkin and put them in a baggie and written “Napkin Shredded by Gardner Dozois” and the date on a label. Whether that still exists or not, I have no idea.”

Such souvenirs were obviously important to Sheldon. When Gardner and Susan started to leave, she looked around hurriedly for something to give them as a memento and ended up handing Gardner an oversized blue plastic paper clip—the one you see enshrined above.

Gardner didn’t value souvenirs so he gave it to me.

I have recounted this story elsewhere and repeat it now, chiefly in the hope that, long years from now when I am dead and gone, somebody will acquire the paperclip, value it, and pass it along as a literary relic.

Seriously, it’s just too cool to be thrown in a drawer and forgotten.

“vaccines”

Let’s celebrate The Universe Box‘s February 3rd release by Tachyon Press! I have opened the universe box that is my life, and will be sharing a piece of it every Monday.


By Michael Swanwick: When Marianne was a lowly Micro 2 at the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania Department of Health Bureau of Laboratories, she kept a collection of pathogens in the supply closet: Yersinia pseudotuberculosis, Citrobacter freundii, Shiga toxin positive Escherichia coli, multiple variants of Shigella and Salmonella, and what she characterized as “the world’s snottiest Klebsiella.”

All microbiologists are, at heart, zookeepers.

Decades later, as the Director of the Division of Laboratory Improvement, she retired and shortly thereafter founded Dragonstairs Press, a nanopublisher of finely-made and under-priced chapbooks largely but not entirely written by a certain in-house content provider—me.

Marianne also went online and bought an abundance of vaccine bottles and caps, and a crimper to seal the caps on the bottles. (A friend offered to steal the lot from the Bureau as a retirement gift, but Marianne is a Baptist and was brought up to be honest.) Into these bottles she placed and sealed evocative shamanistic assemblages:        

A cat’s whisker, a tiger eye from an earring, and a bit of bone from a cat’s jaw.

A small wire humanoid with an erection, crafted in imitation of the Philadelphia Wireman.

Confetti and brightly-dyed feathers collected at the Mummers Parade.

Locks of hair bound in copper wire.

And dozens and dozens more. Which she meant from the start as works of art and named “vaccines.” She didn’t show them. She didn’t sell them. They were made for their own sakes.   

This irruption of esoteric creation surprised no one more than her. She’d been science-oriented from childhood onward: the kind of girl who brings home newts and baby mice, the sort of young woman who studies blennies in Florida, the type of adult whose living is focused on emerging infection diseases and bioterrorism.

Our son, Sean, put it all in focus when he said, “Mom, I hate to break this to you, but you have artism.”

“What are you talking about?” Marianne said.

“You’re definitely on the artistic spectrum.”

It was a strange thing for her to discover at her age. But better late than never.

Paul Weimer Review: Michael Swanwick’s The Universe Box (2026)

  • The Universe Box by Michael Swanwick (Tachyon Publications, February 3, 2026)

By Paul Weimer: The Universe Box is the latest collection of SFF short stories by Michael Swanwick.

Opening a collection of short stories by MIchael Swanwick is, in some ways, like the Forrest Gump approach to chocolates: You never know what you are going to get. That’s not quite true, but only in the broadest of terms. In a more narrow sense, you know you are going to get a variety of short stories with a wide range of tonal moods, characters and devices from Swanwick’s considerable genre arsenal.  If it is not a collection that is focused on a single set of characters, like, for example, The Postutopian Adventures of Darger and Surplus, then you know you are in for a wide range of stories. 

The Universe Box is one of the latter, a diverse group of stories with no central theme, although several of them, as is the wont of any writer with such a long and distinguished oeuvre, resonate with previous stories. Let me tell you about a few of the delights you will find inside this volume:

“Starlight Express”, the story that opens the volume, feels a bit like Robert Silverberg’s Nightwings, in a far future decadent and declined Roma (Rome) and a strange visitor from another solar system.  “The Last Days of Old Night” is a fable and a myth and a fantasy, and corresponds to a real place. I won’t spoil where, or what, Swanwick reveals all in the story. I’ve not been there, and it was sort of on my bucket list. Swanwick’s story makes me want to see it all the more, now. 

“The White Leopard” puts me in the mind of one of the most chilling and favorite short stories of Swanwick’s in my mind, “Moon Dogs”. This time it is a leopard drone robot, not dogs, and the twist that hits at the end hits as strongly as “Moon Dogs” did. This is Swanwick at his sharpest and cruelest to his characters, again showing just how many tools are in his genre box. If you liked “Moon Dogs”, you will love “The White Leopard”.

Is it a truism that every SFF writer (and SFF people in general) want to write a response or reaction to “The Cold Equations”?  Swanwick takes his own spin on it, in the aptly named “The Warm Equations”. Here, the twists and turns are far more heartwarming than in, say, “The White Leopard”. And it feels like a “take that” at Godwin. You don’t have to have read “The Cold Equations” first, but I do think that it helps. 

“Requiem for a White Rabbit” feels like a phantasmagoric drug trip in the manner of Natural Born Killers meets Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas meets Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom (Doctorow) meets Total Recall. He keeps the twists and turns spinning and seems to take utter delight in this story.  

“Dreadnought” is a much more serious story about a homeless man whose fate and actions might well determine the fate of the world, unbeknownst to him.  It’s a downer of an ending, and not the easiest of reads. But again, for every bit of lighthearted mania, there is dark and somber from Swanwick. He’s not afraid to use the whole tonal range in his work. 

The Bones of the Earth, his time travel with dinosaurs novel, is one of my favorite Swanwick novels, because well, Time travel and Dinosaurs. So here is a story if you are like me and like the novel too. “Grandmother Dimetrodon” is set in a similar premise with time travelers going back to the age of the Synapsids (the titular Dimetrodon, which is not a dinosaur!).  And there are visitors and travelers from further up in the timeline (like in Bones) who have quite alien needs and desires, as Douglas, our protagonist, discovers. 

And many more for you to read, discover, and find your favorites.  Swanwick has a short introduction that shows his thinking on several of the stories. If you are the type who wants to go in “cold” with his work and discover for yourself, you might want to skip his introduction until after you have read the dozen and half stories, here. 

And finally there is the titular story, The Universe Box, which ends the collection in the anchor position. I had wondered if he would out the titular story first or last, Swanwick chose to have it go last. And I can see why. It is a story both cosmic and quotidian, as a man named Howard, in a nondescript city, winds up in possession of an artifact stolen by a cosmic-level thief, the titular Universe Box.  It resonates with stories previous in this volume like. A box that contains nothing and everything. A love story that doesn’t end as you expect. A rich and amazing cosmology distilled into a small short story. The Universe Box as a story does many of the things Swanwick’s stories do, showing the craftsmanship, word choice, imagery, humor, levity, blackness, lightness, and spark of his work. It sits admirably to close out this collection. 

Is Swanwick a better short story author than a novelist? That’s a hard question to answer.  I seem to vacillate depending on what I have read more recently, but I think that the sheer variety he brings to his short stories and the honed nature of his craft, as seen in this collection, pushes me to the short story side of the equation. His novels show he can go the distance, but his short fiction show what he can do in a limited time and space, the short sharp punch that leaves you wondering what is next. The arrangement of the stories in here is good, so that you can read this collection throughout without taking a break, because the variety of what he has on offer changes so much from story to story. 

Long ago, a SF collection boldly presented itself as “Science fiction for people who don’t like science fiction.” Michael Swanwick’s The Universe Box goes better and presents itself as “SFF for people who like science fiction and fantasy”. It is not a claim the volume itself makes directly but is clear as day to this reviewer. It is a delight to read.

driftglass

Let’s celebrate The Universe Box‘s February 3rd release by Tachyon Press! I have opened the universe box that is my life, and will be sharing a piece of it every Monday.


By Michael Swanwick: I began collecting driftglass—or, as it is less poetically known on the Jersey Shore, “beach glass”—inspired by a passage from the story that gave Samuel R. Delany’s first short fiction collection, Driftglass, its name:

“Driftglass,” I said. “You know all the Coca-Cola bottles and cut-crystal punch bowls and industrial silicon slag that goes into the sea?”

“I know the Coca-Cola bottles.”

“They break, and the tide pulls the pieces back and forth over the sandy bottom, wearing the edges, changing their shape. Sometimes chemicals in the glass react with chemicals in the ocean to change the color. Sometimes veins work their way through in patterns like snowflakes, regular and geometric; others, irregular and angled like coral. When the pieces dry, they’re milky. Put them in water and they become transparent again.”

Which is not, technically, entirely true. But at the time, Chip had never seen beach glass and anyway it’s a lovely piece of writing.        

Every time I visited the ocean thereafter, I came home with driftglass—sometimes a small handful, often only one or two, depending on the whims of the tides. Over the decades, they added up. I kept my collection in a couple of cylindrical jars.

One day, I copied the above passage onto one of the jars. The next time that Chip came to visit, he was kind enough to autograph it.

And thus little shards of industrial detritus became a literary keepsake.

Never Mind the News – File 770’s Best Feature Articles of 2025

Was the year too heavy, deep, and real? Yes, but it was also rich in creativity, humor, and shared adventures. It’s a gift and privilege for me to be continually allowed to publish so many entertaining posts. Thanks to all of you who contributed!


COLUMNS

CHRIS BARKLEY

Chris Barkley with his 2023 Hugo. Photo by Juli Marr.

MICHAEL SWANWICK

Let’s celebrate The Universe Box‘s February 3rd release by Tachyon Press! I have opened the universe box that is my life, and will be sharing a piece of it every Monday.


FEATURES

STEVE VERTLIEB

Ray and Diana Harryhausen with Steve Vertlieb in 1990.

TERESA PESCHEL

Teresa with the owner of Vortex Books, Brian Keene

JAMES BACON

TAMMY COXEN

DARIN BRISKMAN AND BRUCE FARR

CORA BUHLERT

ERIN UNDERWOOD

INGVAR

OLAV ROKNE

DANIEL DERN

GARY WESTFAHL

LEE WEINSTEIN

ARENDSE LUND

CHRIS BARKLEY

Left to Right: Meredith Lyons, Shawntelle Madison, Andrea Hairston, Mary Robinette Kowal

CAT ELDRIDGE

  • What’s Your Favorite Tolkien? – “Yes, It’s the Birthday of J.R.R. Tolkien. So I asked a lot of folks that I knew what their favorite works by him were.”

ERSATZ CULTURE

ARTHUR LIU & FENG ZHANG

ROB THORNTON

DANN TODD

JOHN HERTZ

DENISE DUTTON

JUSTIN T. O’CONOR SLOANE

RICH LYNCH

On the road to the centerline

BRICK BARRIENTOS

BEN JASON

DAVE DOERING

PÁDRAIG Ó MÉALÓID

IAN RANDAL STROCK

MIKE GLYER


BOOK REVIEWS

PAUL WEIMER

WARNER HOLME

LIS CAREY

MICHAELE JORDAN

GARY WHITEHOUSE

JOHN HERTZ

DANIEL DERN

CAT ELDRIDGE

VALENTIN D. IVANOV

JENNIFER STEVENSON

JONATHAN COWIE

GREY WALKER


MOVIE AND TV REVIEWS

JONATHAN COWIE

GARY WHITEHOUSE

STEVE VERTLIEB

DANIEL DERN

N.

CHARON DUNN

MIRANDA BARRIENTOS

JAMES BACON


TOY REVIEWS

FOLKMANIS

FUNKO POP


CATS SLEEP ON SFF


OBITUARIES

[Date of publication]


two fan cartoons

Let’s celebrate The Universe Box‘s February 3rd release by Tachyon Press! I have opened the universe box that is my life, and will be sharing a piece of it every Monday.


By Michael Swanwick: Fan cartoonists occupy an obscure corner of what is admittedly a minor art form. They are the Rodney Dangerfield impersonators of their kind.

And yet… Wit is wit and, as far as I’m concerned, their best is as good as anyone’s.

Decades ago, a minor kerfuffle briefly played out in the letters column of the New York Review of Science Fiction over the perennial question of who was responsible for the death of science fiction. I have forgotten what occasioned the fuss. But it was notable for blaming groups and abstracts rather than individuals. So, in a puckish mood, I wrote to NYRSF saying, “It was me. I killed science fiction. The bastard had it coming. And there’s nothing you can do about it.”

Editor David Hartwell ran the letter. Fan Joe Mayhew read it.

Joe Mayhew was a big, gentle, multi-talented man. In my memory, he was always making things: whittling fantasy-themed walking sticks or wizard staffs, carving small figurines out of modeling clay, creating tales for children’s storytelling hours. So it came as no surprise to learn that he was also a cartoonist.

Joe drew the first cartoon, of a robot gunslinger holding a wanted poster with my name and image on it, saying, “I’m a lookin’ fer the man who killed my Pa.” Hartwell ran it in the letters column, possibly the first visual image ever printed in the zine.        

I offered to buy it. Joe offered to give it to me free. We eventually settled on a price.

The second cartoon was drawn by Alexis Gilliland. One of his characters, looking disgusted, holds up a book from which something liquid drips, and says, “Never let a bibliosexual into your library.”

I saw it I-don’t-know-where and needed it for my library. So I wrote Alexis begging to buy it. He said the fanzine editor had kept the original but drew me a duplicate. I sent him payment, though he hadn’t asked for any.

When my son Sean was a boy, he had a publishing program that allowed him to make his own zine. So he created The High-Flying News containing personal essays, book reviews, and whatever hit his fancy. At its peak, it had a circulation of forty, mostly friends. Sometimes, one of them would send him something―a picture, an essay―and, regardless of quality, he would run it.

When he did, he and I would send the contributor two copies of the zine, five dollars, and return his original submission. One of the cartoonists mentioned here was surprised and delighted because in his longtime experience he got nothing but a copy of the zine―and we were returning his art to boot!

I knew that we could have gotten the art for free. But I wanted to teach my son an important lesson, the bedrock of our household morality: The artist always gets paid.

Whenever I tell this story to an artist and I reach that line, they laugh uproariously.