(1) ABC — ANOTHER BAD CONTRACT. [Item by Dann.] Courtesy of author John Van Stry comes the news of the contract allegedly used by publisher Shadow Light Press. âWant To See A Really BAD Contract?â Even my hair stood on end with the opening sections:
2. Exclusive License and Term
a. The Author grants to the Publisher the exclusive, irrevocable license to publish, reproduce, distribute, sell, adapt, modify, publicly display, publicly perform, and otherwise exploit the Work (as defined above in âParties And Scopeâ), in whole or in part, in all formats, languages, and editions now known or later developed, including but not limited to print, digital, audio, derivative works, media adaptations, and merchandise. This license includes the right to license, sub-license, assign, or otherwise transfer any or all rights granted herein, in the Publisherâs sole discretion, in the ordinary course of publishing and distribution.
b. The initial term (âInitial Termâ) of this Agreement shall be ten (10) years, commencing on the Effective Date. The Term shall automatically continue for an additional ten (10) Years upon the Publisherâs receipt of any new manuscript or project from the Author covered by this Agreement or any other publishing agreement between the Parties. Such continuation shall apply to all Works covered by this Agreement and any other publishing agreement between the Parties, and the Term for all such Works shall run concurrently from the date of the Publisherâs receipt of the most recent qualifying manuscript.
Van Stry added some advice, which he emphasized with a story from his own experience:
âĶLook, PEOPLE! NEVER EVER sign a contract if you donât understand it completely and do NOT be afraid to show it to a LAWYER! Anybody who balks at you wanting to show it to your lawyer is a SCAMMER who you do NOT want to do business with, ever. Yes, youâre excited that youâve been offered a contract. I was excited when the biggest Asian media company in the entire world came to me with a âdealâ.
Until after my lawyer saw it and pointed out how I was going to be screwed out of my IP. When we suggested changes to the contract, they balked and I walked (and I know that dozens of poor MFâs fell for the BS and will eventually regret it, if theyâre not already)âĶ.
(2) DOING LESS THAN DOOLITTLE. James Davis Nicoll turns a dubious eye on âFive Books About Conversing With Animalsâ at Reactor.
We all understand that humans and animals cannot easily communicate with each other. Most animals find it hard to understand human speech (though some commands and phrases can be learned); we often find their body language (the product of millions of years of divergent evolution) opaque1; and their handwriting is appalling (though some can push buttons). Even dogs, animals that have lived with and been shaped by humansâand have shaped humans in returnâfor a very long time, can be hard to understand. Bad luck for any Timmies stuck down a wellâĶ.
Hereâs one of the classics Nicoll scoffs at —
The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling (1894)
Mowgli learns the language of the animals by the simple expedient of having been orphaned and then adopted and raised by wolves4. Conveniently for Mowgli, for the most part all animals speak the same language. This is not an unmixed blessing, as not everything animals say is something one wants to hear.
To be honest, I am pretty skeptical about many details of Kiplingâs zoology. Dogs and cats are often baffled by the otherâs body language. Canid and feline lineages diverged comparatively recently. Imagine the gulf between the snake Kaa and primate Mowgli. I donât think that there is any fieldwork that supports the notion of a unified spoken language among animals. Itâs almost as though The Jungle Book is not intended as a serious scientific hypothesis.
(3) JG BALLARDâS FORESIGHT CREDITED. âWant to understand the sickness of Britain today? Look no further â a novel explained it all 20 years agoâ says Aditya Chakrabortty in the Guardian.
An Englishman drives into a new town and canât see the warning signs. Richard Pearson is visiting Surrey to close down his late fatherâs home and settle his affairs and, everywhere he looks, the flag of St George is flying âfrom suburban gardens and filling stations and branch post officesâ. How nice, he thinks, how festive.
Soon he learns the truth.So runs the opening not of a recent piece of journalism, but a novel by JG Ballard, Kingdom Come, which despite being almost 20 years old anticipates todayâs Britain with eerie precision. In the mid-2000s, Pearson reads up on his new surroundings, only to find the same headlines that assail us in the mid-2020s: âEvery day the local newspaper reported attacks on an asylum hotel, the torching of a Bangladeshi takeaway, injuries to a Kosovan youth thrown over the fence into an industrial estate.ââĶ
âĶ Amid this yawning suburbia, Pearson starts to come awake. One evening, he sees an old Volvo up in flames, and an angry mob about to storm a âshabby houseâ. Inside, he supposes, must be âa released murderer or a paedophile exposed by the local vigilantesâ. But no. Out come Muslim women, who have been praying in a makeshift mosque and who must rely on a police line against violence from their own neighbours. As for the white locals, they have taken to wearing red crosses â not for football matches but for an entirely different kind of kickabout, where they set on Asian shopkeepers.
Itâs a mark of Ballardâs powers of observation that he spotted as far back as the 2000s that it would be to Londonâs perimeter where ethnic minorities would now be moving. The centre of the capital is not only turning whiter and richer, but the author could see how, a full decade before the Brexit vote, its enemies were defining the place as anti-English: âThe West End, Bloomsbury, Notting Hill, Hampstead â theyâre heritage London, held together by a dinner-party culture. Here, around the M25, is where itâs really happening. This is todayâs England.ââĶ
âĶ Twenty years after this story was printed, we are just starting to write the history of the strange death of neoliberal England. Yet Kingdom Come demonstrates that our current mess has a long, long historyâĶ.
(4) OCTOTHORPE. Octothorpe 150, âI Would Describe Them As Europeanâ is up, the last episode of 2025. An uncorrected transcript is available here.
We discuss Smofcon 42 and the conventions that John found out about, plus John doesnât pass out, Alison is a wuss, but Liz doesnât think itâs gratuitous.

(5) FORD ACCOLADE ANNOUNCED. âHarrison Ford To Receive 2026 SAG-AFTRA Life Achievement Awardâ â Deadline has the story.
Harrison Ford on Thursday was named as the recipient of the SAG-AFTRA Life Achievement Award, the guildâs highest honor recognizing career and humanitarian accomplishments. The award will be bestowed in March during the 32nd annual The Actor Awards, formerly known as the SAG Awards.
The ceremony is set for Sunday, March 1, 2026 at the Shrine Auditorium & Expo Hall. It will stream live on Netflix.Ford, whose seven-decade career includes iconic roles from Han Solo in the Star Wars franchise to Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark franchise, becomes the 61st recipient of the honor, which goes to an actor who exemplifies the âfinest ideals of the acting profession.ââĶ
(6) ASK THE MAN WHOâS PUNCTILIOUS. [Item by Daniel Dern.] Writer/editor/publisher Ian Randal Strock recently wrote Punctilious Punctuation (see press release) and so, as Strock recently (December 18) posted to Facebook:
I guess I am become the punctuational clearing-house! This link was gifted me by a friend this evening. “Where Is The Comma In “God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen” Supposed To Go?”
Earlier there were articles about the confusion over whether or not there is a hyphen in Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s family name, and… oh drat, I’ve forgotten what that other was. Guess I’ll need to share them for y’all as they come in! By the way: after “merry”? That still doesn’t make sense to me. I just assume it should be after “rest”.
(7) SF TIME PASSAGES. Colin Kuskie and Phil Nicholsâ latest SF 101 podcast episode is âGimme That Old-Time Magazineâ.

We’re back! With our annual trek into the archives to read an old science fiction magazine, to see if and how our field has changed over the decades.
This time we time-travel to 1982, where we pick up the February 15th 1982 issue of Isaac Asimov’s Science Fiction Magazine.
If you’d like to read along with us, you’ll find the entire issue online courtesy of Luminist, here: https://s3.us-west-1.wasabisys.com/luminist/SF/ASI/ASI_1982_02.pdf
(8) FALLOUT SERIES. Keza Macdonald talks to the creators of the Fallout TV show in the Guardianâs âPushing Buttonsâ newsletter: âInside Fallout, gamingâs most surprising TV hitâ.
The Fallout TV series returns to Prime Video today, and itâs fair to say that everyone was pleasantly surprised by how good the first season was. By portraying Falloutâs retro-futuristic, post-apocalyptic US through three different characters, it managed to capture different aspects of the game playerâs experience, too. There was vault-dweller Lucy, trying to do the right thing and finding that the wasteland made that very difficult; Max, the Brotherhood of Steel rookie, who starts to question his cultâs authority and causes a lot of havoc in robotic power armour; and the Ghoul, Walton Gogginsâs breakout character, who has long since lost any sense of morality out in the irradiated wilderness.
The showâs first season ended with a revelation about who helped cause the nuclear war that trapped a group of people in underground vaults for a couple of centuries. It also left plenty of questions open for the second season â and, this time, expectations are higher. Even being ânot terribleâ was a win for a video game adaptation until quite recently. How are the Fallout TV showâs creators feeling now that the first season has been a success?…
(9) TODAYâS BIRTHDAY.
[Item by Paul Weimer.]
December 18, 1913 — Alfred Bester. (Died 1987.)
By Paul Weimer:
Eight, sir; seven, sir;
Six, sir; five, sir;
Four, sir; three, sir;
Two, sir; one!
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun
That rhyming song is how I started a 2016 piece (an early âMining the Genre Asteroidâ column) I wrote on The Demolished Man, written by one Alfred Bester.
The Demolished Man, the first book I read of his, came just because it was part of my brotherâs collection. I was hooked in immediately by the psionics and the working out of their powers and how society views them, deals with them, and vice versa.

Since I can never pass up a reference to it, I remember when Walter Koenigâs psi cop first appeared on Babylon 5 and his name was, inevitably, Bester. I practically shouted at the screen, âYou did not!â in delight. It soon became clear through subsequent episodes that Straczynski, possibly through the mediation of Harlan Ellison, perhaps through his own reading of it, borrowed a lot of the ideas about psionics from The Demolished Man.
It won the first Hugo award for Best Novel.
While psionics are relatively out of fashion in SFF today, even today, anyone who wants to put psionics in their SFF work would do well to look at Besterâs work. (I hesitate to recommend old âclassicsâ as essential, but The Demolished Man qualifies) . Maybe Julian Mayâs Metaconcert and Pliocene Exile novels come close to the magic of The Demolished Man. Maybe.
Bester is also the author of the original and still strong Count of Monte Cristo in SFF take, The Stars my Destination. Gully Foyle is left for dead, and not making sure he was in fact dead turns out to be a very high price by those he takes in a roaring rampage of revenge. Itâs glorious and hits all the right notes. I knew the Dumas story by osmosis at the time, but having since read and watched adaptations of Dumas, I can see how much The Stars my Destination hits its beats.
Between the definitive psionic novel, and the definitive take on a Dumas novel, those alone would make Bester memorable and readable for science fiction fans. He wrote a number of stunning and timeless short stories, too, including âThe Men Who Murdered Mohammedâ which is a âtake thatâ to the idea of changing history by time travel.
(10) COMICS SECTION.
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal knows what happened to the candy.
- Carpe Diem offers an amazing explanation.
- Close to Home looks for the culprit.
- Dark Side of the Horse has an uplifting thought.
- Strange Brew checks in with the copyeditor.
- The Argyle Sweater has a previously unsuspected need.
- xkcd focuses on telescopes.
(11) GRAPHIC NOVEL PUBLISHER SELLS. âAblaze Publishing Buys NBMâ â Publishers Weekly broke the news.
Ablaze Publishing has acquired NBM Publishing, the New York-Cityâbased graphic novel publisher founded in 1976, in an asset purchase that includes NBM’s catalog and all active contracts with creators and licensors.
NBM will become a distinct imprint brand within Ablaze’s editorial and publishing infrastructure, and founder Terry Nantier will remain a consultant and packager, per the announcement.
Approaching its fifth decade in existence, NBM was the first North American publisher to focus exclusively on graphic novels. It is credited with helping to bring literary graphic novels into the mainstream of comics publishing at a time when the market was dominated by superhero comics. NBM published in various genres, including true crime, horror, and graphic journalism, and its authors include such comic creators as Will Eisner, Rick Geary, and Lewis Trondheim.
The publisher was among the first in comics to sign with a bookstore distributorâin its case, IPGâwhich significantly increased NBM’s trade market audience.
NBM is also known for its translated European bandes dessinÃĐes, which Ablaze intends to leverage to expand its reach into international markets, it said in the press releaseâĶ.
(12) WE INTERRUPT THE CHRISTMAS SEASON. “Bomb disposal robot destroys Labour MPs’ Christmas cards” reports BBC.
A Metropolitan Police bomb disposal robot destroyed a box of Labour MPs’ unsent Christmas cards that had triggered a lockdown around Parliament.
Roads around Parliament Square were blocked off by police at about 07.30 GMT on Thursday to allow the robot to inspect a package that had been left in Victoria Tower Gardens.
Officers confirmed the item was non-suspicious following an investigation and the area was reopened an hour later.
Remnants found at the site included parts of Christmas cards decorated with pictures drawn by children intended for Labour MPs and constituency offices, some bearing MPs’ addresses.
Sky News reported some of the cards were in a box bearing the name of Housing Minister Miatta Fahnbulleh.
Scraps of paper seen by the BBC show some were addressed to Housing Committee Chair Florence Eshalomi.
Both MPs have been approached for comment.
Police do not comment on packages that have been declared safe.
It is not unusual for unattended packages to lead to road closures around Parliament, a heavily congested – and heavily policed – part of London.
The prime minister’s official spokesperson said he was not aware of the incident.
Santa Claus has yet to comment.
(13) THE DISCREET WHOOPEE OF THE REGENCY ERA. Heidi Lux recovers âThe Deleted Sex Scene from Pride and Prejudiceâ at McSweeneyâs Internet Tendency.
âĶ As she lay waiting for whatever it is one does next, he took in her handsome visage. Elizabethâs face was more than adequate, possessing two eyes and a mouth in the places one should find them. Her body was not displeasing, nor was her heaving bosom not unample, filled with a not undue amount of not un-horninessâĶ.
(14) FOLLOW THAT HOLE! âJames Webb Space Telescope confirms 1st ‘runaway’ supermassive black hole rocketing through ‘Cosmic Owl’ galaxies at 2.2 million mph: ‘It boggles the mind!’â reports Space.com.
âĶ[A] truly mind-boggling discovery using the James Webb Space Telescope (JWST): a runaway black hole 10 million times larger than the sun, rocketing through space at a staggering 2.2 million miles per hour (1,000 kilometers per second).
That not only makes this the first confirmed runaway supermassive black hole, but this object is also one of the fastest-moving bodies ever detected, rocketing through its home, a pair of galaxies named the “Cosmic Owl,” at 3,000 times the speed of sound at sea level here on Earth. If that isn’t astounding enough, the black hole is pushing forward a literal galaxy-sized “bow-shock” of matter in front of it, while simultaneously dragging a 200,000 light-year-long tail behind it, within which gas is accumulating and triggering star formationâĶ.
âĶSupermassive black holes, which can reach masses billions of times that of the sun, are usually found at the hearts of their home galaxies, which they dominate with their immense gravity. The incredible speed of this supermassive black hole means it is around 230,000 light-years from its point of origin.
“This is the only black hole that has been found far away from its former home,” van Dokkum said. “That made it the best candidate [for a] runaway supermassive black hole, but what was missing was confirmation. All we really had was a streak that was difficult to explain in any other way. With the JWST, we have now confirmed that there is indeed a black hole at the tip of the streak, and that it is speeding away from its former host.”âĶ
(15) ITâS A JOB. The âTinsel Townâ trailer is fun, but I expect only those who can receive Europeâs Sky Television will get to view the program.
A washed-up Hollywood action hero is tricked into starring in a small English townâs chaotic Christmas pantomime, where a straight-talking dance instructor and his estranged daughter just might help him rediscover the magic of the season.
[Thanks to Mike Kennedy, Andrew Porter, John King Tarpinian, Dann, Daniel Dern, Chris Barkley, Cat Eldridge, SF Concatenationâs Jonathan Cowie, Mark Roth-Whitworth, Kathy Sullivan, and Steven French for some of these stories. Title credit belongs to File 770 contributing editor of the day Soon Lee.]






















