What she said vs What I heard

Lucy: Guess what you missed today?
Me:What?
Lucy: My Clit.
Me: Unprintable comment about said appendage.
Lucy: What????
Me: You said your clit.
Lucy: No, I said MCCLINTOCK.
Me: Oh. Nevermind then.

So.........

I didn't go to work till way late because I wasn't sure I wanted to see her. She was there so she made me cry and I hung around for a bit for what the hell ever. Annie left before I showed up so she'd already been through that shit.
I grocery shopped, there will be blackeyed peas in the Wolf house tomorrow dammit.
Annie and I met Ms. Sweet at our alternate dive since the band was set up at 4 to play at 9 at our regular dive. Idiots.
Lucy caught up with us at the other place, we were all spanked, frisked and carded so we left and I was home at 8pm on New Year's Eve. Yay me.
I've boxed, Lucy is doing whatthefuckever and Annie is in her room doing Idontwannaknow so.... I'm bored.
Happy New Year kids.

Work shit sucks

Tomorrow (not a real workday in our world, but have to show up anyway day) is the last day for Work Mom. She's Annie's friend and confidante there and the only person that still scares the hell outta me.
I think it's gonna be a boohoo kinda day and I FUCKING hate those.
I think I'll meet the girls early to do a little drinking and bring my ass home where I belong.
Night kids.

New Toy is a HIt

Lucy and I had a blast bowling over the weekend, Annie has latched onto that. I kicked her ass earlier.
I tried out Boxing at 1am, I'm glad Annie didn't wander thru to see me in sports bra and jeans beating the shit out of an imaginary person on the tv. I am sore from doing it tho, so not a bad thing.

Update: It's now 12:37, Boxing is bad for me, I won't be able to move tomorrow, but damn it saves money on therapy.

Not my usual

I went to The Dive to read this afternoon as I usually do on Sundays lately, it kinda bums me out when Lucy leaves. Everyone piled up on me which isn't an every week thing. They were talking about dinner, some were going out for steak, the rest were talking House of Boobs...they invited, I accepted. I usually say no thanks, but what the hell, I've been wanting some wings anyway. So The Widow, Boytoy and Mr. and Mrs. Asshole and I had dinner together. It was actaully an enjoyable evening. I'll do that again just for the hell of it.
In other news, Annie got a Wii, she's not big on games so I'm breaking it in for her. She also brought home a couple of bags of books so I think I'll be busy for a bit.
Gotta take my ass back to work tomorrow so bed is coming up soon.
Night kids.

It was a hit

Mom loved her gift. I didn't tell her she had a real one in the works, Lucy did that today by accident. OOPS.

The Plague jumped all over me again and fucked me up. Besides that, I've just been drunk, drunk, drunk. Thank somebody the holidays are over and Oh Hell Yeah.

a three hour tour

I rode up to Lucy's house to get meds.
OMG She lives in the boonies.
I'm taking her to bed.
Night kids.

I stayed home

Babysis hung up on me after a bit of talk about stepdad in hospital.
We'll get over it.
Mom and I talked about pretty much everyhing.
We'll get over it.
I'm going to sleep.

An early start

We had our celebration (if you want to call it that) at Dad's tonight. I found out yesterday the New Woman was going to be there. The Grandson found out today and called me as I was getting ready to leave home. I haven't seen the woman in well over 30 years and GSon has never met her, and it's X-mess and... We both had a few issues with the whole thing but soldiered on because well, what the hell were we supposed to do? It was weird. Somewhere down the line I'll have to tell Dad he fucked up majorly with his timing, but not right now.
Thankfully Lucy went with me, she drove so I drank there and back, we were all well behaved and all that. The Grandson's wife called when I was almost home, we all chatted a bit about the evening, and I dunno. I'll settle for saying it was weird and see where things go from here.
I get to go to Mom's tomorrow. We haven't spoken since the "not telling me about StepDad in hospital" chat, it should be fun.
I'm going to read a bit to clear my head and take my ass to sleep since I have to go to work in the morning. Night kids.

The Pinnacle of Pissiness

I've been a tad grouchy lately. Ok, I've been a raving Bitch but I've shown great restraint by not telling everyone to shut the fuck up and leave me alone. I think I hit the wall.
I just bit my own head off for talking to me.

Annie is killing me

We went to a new place to catch up with old bartenders, one we haven't seen in forever, the other needs to cook dinner soon dammit.
It was a good time, all you can eat prime rib for a decent price, unfortunately I wasn't hungry but Annie took advantage. I drank a few beers, she had a couple of margaritas with dinner and we came home.
Apparently tequila makes her crazier than usual, she's running around like a chicken with it's head cut off babbling at me everytime she passes through the livingroom. If it wasn't so late I'd take my ass out, but I need to work tomorrow and then go to Dad's for dinner.
I'll see if going to my room helps, night kids.

Lucy made me watch Mama Mia

It was awful, but I laughed harder than I have in a long time. She gives me shit about Mars Attacks! but make me watch this shit. And she doesn't like Rocky Horror, I may have to dump her.

Southern vs Jewish Mothers

Lucy and I can't find a difference.

Nothing you do is ever good enough.
You had so much potential.....but pissed it away on whatever.
Whomever you're hanging out with is never gonna be good enough for you.
You never call or visit enough, and it's the fault of those you hang out with.
If you do visit and call, it's STILL not enough, it's like you never did.
You'll be dogged to the neighborhood for all of the above every time your name comes up.
You can't win.
Still gotta love 'em, but Dammit.

Fucking Rain

It's been raining for a week. My newspaper told me this morning we finally got over our 3 yr drought. Well duh. I need some sun dammit.
Taking my sick ass to bed mumbling about rain and shit on the way.
Night kids.

I loved this

I'm drunk and disturbed

Not like it's the first or last time, I have a mark from the Saturday baking cookies episode.
I got drunk on a lot of someone else tonight which makes it unique.
I got a shot of B&B, to help with The Plague.
Annie bought all that.
I met a guy and kicked his ass at darts, he paid for my next round.
I bought dinner so that makes me ok with Annie..........fuck the other guy.
I also heard whisperings, ok mumblings, hell full on conversations that I didn't want to hear so, I think I'm good to go.
My Mother called my Dad this morning and asked him all the shit I wanted to.
Dad lies....
Mom lied to him so i guess it's even.
I'm not happy about the fact that Dad has found someone while he and I were finally forging a relationship. He says he still wants that, but we'll see. He seems to be all about New Woman at the moment.
Yes, I'm bitter that she's taken over. I miss my weekends with him.
I'll get over it.
Between work and home, lots of people I care about are getting fucked over. Work Mom (Who looks a lot like my real Mom and has cleaned my plow more than once about my knees and my weight, and everything else a mother could bitch at you about)is getting retired (not exactly her choice and I'm not supposed to know that.)
I also feel bad that talking to Mother depresses me so. That's why I haven't talked to her, but when I do........
I can't win.
I have a trailer in the woods, I think I'll just move up there.

It's a Country Song in the making

I called my Mom for 1 reason, and found 15 reasons not to.
It'll be a hit, I just need a songwriter dammit.

Lucy is going to bludgeon the entire family for me over (thatupcomingholiday) except Spawn, I think we can still save him.

Besides me being crazy, the rest of my world has been also. The Grandson called me yesterday. He never calls me. I love him, but he never calls me.
Besides Dad's recent trip with New Woman, he's been a bit concerned. Hearing local gossip about New Woman didn't help things. I'm out of that loop so........I called Mom and got....

Stepdad has been in the hospital, nobody called me. (Mom and Babysis both get bludgeoned for this one.)

She told me after I made her cry at Thanksgiving that she'd never call me again (Get THE FUCK Over it).

I'm developing the Bubonic Plague in my lungs.
Happy Fucking Holidays.

I'm just smiling, and coughing, cuz there ain't a damn thing I can do about any of it.
I need more beer, and reindeer.
Later kids.

Chex Mix

Annie visited her Mom.
Me: "NOM, NOM, NOM."
The Voice in my head: "Dude, chex mix? Really? You got issues."
Me: "NOM,NOM, NOM.
TV: "Really, you gotta do something about shit."
Me: "Fuck You."
TV: "How about?..."
Me: "Chex Mix Motherfucker, leave me alone."

Annie's Mom makes the best.
Night kids.

Might as well...

I took the 43 Things Personality Quiz and found out I'm a Self-Improving Fun Loving Believer

I Write Great Posts While I'm Out Smoking

then I come back in.........
I know I'm cycling through some serious depression right now. I'm smart enough to realize that, but dumb enough to let it overtake me at times. Sometimes it's good to give in.
Yesterday I was driving around, wanting to avoid home because I just wasn't in the mood, The Princess was at Friday's. I met him there and we proceeded to The Dive, it was good. We talked about what's up with me, my aversion to drugs since the side effects are worse than me being crazy and I beat everyone's ass at darts and got shitfaced.
Lucy and Annie rescued me, I came home and baked cookies.
The original post was much more profound, but I was on the porch smoking a cigarette and things in my head are much clearer then.
I'm not fine, but I will be ok. I think that's the best any of us can say on a bad day. I have a book to finish and a day off work tomorrow. Maybe I'll finish my laundry and enjoy a day to myself for a change. Night kids.

Who Knew?

Apparently going off to the bar to read for a bit turns me into the Whore Of Babylon. I'm shocked at myself. I told Annie I'd be home in a couple of hours to feed the dogs and well, time got away from me so I'm getting a phone call at 8:00 "Where are you and who are you with?" From Annie, WTF?
I go to The Dive on Sunday afternoons to read because I really can't do it here. The constant "thump, thump, thump" of Annie wandering thru the house and whatever question or comment I have to pay attention to takes away from my escape. At The Dive I can sit at my table in the back and pretty much be left alone, I tune out the game, or whatever else might be going on and I'm off. I like that.
I came home after the call even tho she'd gotten up from her deathbed (hurt back,that didn't stop her from "thump, thump, thumping" thru the house) to feed the dogs way before she called to see who I was whoring around with.
I should have told her The Hot Bartender was working, but I don't think her back could have handled it.

Thanks for the comments

I should explain a bit. I'm taking a break, I may be back tomorrow, or next week, or I dunno. I've been dealing with shit quite soberly for the last few weeks and last night I decided to get severely unsober. My sense of humor has taken a beating along with any sense I had period so I'm not real fond of myself right now, I see no reason to inflict me on anyone else.
I'll catch back up when things settle down. Ya'll take care and thanks again.

I broke my mind

The last couple of weeks have been crazy. So have I. Lucy said I should say something, but I have nothing. So I'm going away.
Later kids.

Out of the mouths of babes

Sunday when we got to Mom's house for dinner she had Spawn naming everyone in the nativity scene she has out. He did great. When he got to Baby J he picked him up and said "Look, he's butt naked." I'm so proud.

The Princess has left the building

Annie and a couple of other friends finally got The Princess out of his condo this past weekend. We had planned a day a couple of weeks ago where Lucy and I could also be there, but he wasn't ready so.... Sunday turned into bag and drag just to get his shit moved. I'm kinda glad I missed out on that part.
Annie and I went over today to help him find shit (like clothes and shoes) and start putting stuff where it belonged. I'm a tired puppy. A large dent was made, but there's still a long way to go. He's much closer to work and much further away from town so our hanging out at The Dive days will be few and far between now, which isn't such a bad thing. Looks like we'll be back over there Saturday since I need to hook up his computer and there's still a lot of shit sitting in the garage waiting to be put away. Sounds like fun.
I'm waiting for Lucy to call and taking my ass to bed. Night kids.

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Stories

So.....Stepdad bought a new horse (not a good idea from the get-go). New horse wasn't getting along with the goats (nasty fuckers, but still). Horse had already killed one, was beating up another and according to Mom, Stepdad needed help penning the bastard up. Fine. Lucy and I head off to Armpit. I told Mom why I thought the horse was a bad idea and she cried and went home (She was babysitting Spawn at Babysis' house).
Stepdad didn't need help after all so I just drove an hour for whatever reason so I wasn't in the best of moods. I know that doesn't excuse it, but really? Horse was a bad idea for lots of reasons.
Lucy went to Mom's to talk so Spawn and I hung out, had a good time, he was great. By the time Lucy showed back up to watch Spawn, Stepdad had almost finished the pen for the hell-raiser so he didn't need my help.
Spawn picked out what dvd's he wanted to watch, put them in, we watched stuff with him until his mommy came home. Then he turned into Rosemary's Baby.
He's never had a problem with going to sleep, but he threw a Babysis sized fit about going to sleep that night. At 10:30 I went to the kitchen and opened a book and a beer so I could keep my mouth shut.
Sunday Mom was getting her dressing ready and sat it on the stove to add onions when she realized she had the wrong eye turned on and the pan was sitting on it. When she moved it, it exploded. Stepdad got a couple of cuts on his foot while walking by, Mom was lucky nothing hit her since she was standing in front of it at the time. The only casualty was a chocolate pie which was properly mourned, thankfully she had another that wasn't in the middle of the fallout.
So......after all the drama, everything settled down except Spawn. Mom and I made up, dinner was excellent and I eventually got home again.
Yep, much ado about nothing.
Later kids.