Wednesday, March 30, 2011

So I didn't get fired today

That I know of. I was going to be late so I just called in to put off the eventual ass-chewing about being late. It seemed like a good idea at the time. I slept most of the day because tired and stressed out has taken a toll lately. I just don't wanna anymore. I need to go to bed now since Annie got a virus right before leaving work today and I need to clean that mess up in the morning. I'll be kicking my own ass if I never installed Antivirus after she crashed a few weeks ago, because I know I was going to. I'm just not sure I did dammit.
Off to sleep kids. Night.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

It's Been Awhile

I'm slacking. I'm usually here every day. I started a book that will never be finished, talked in my sleep and apparently laughed while doing it. It's been an eventful few days. The dishwasher and I are both slacking, my ashtray is still wet, and not clean, and I'm not supposed to smoke in the house ha.
I'm planning earrings and wardrobe for getting fired tomorrow. Just in case.
Cats on Pogo Sticks and probably the pink shirt with Khakis, just so you know.
The new boss is such a dick that I just really hate being there, but they're gonna fire me one way or another dammit. I refuse to quit.
And I should probably get to sleep so I can get to the firing more quickly. Later kids.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Nerds and thoughts



This is what happens when I run my fingers through my hair.
Lucy and I just had a conversation about me being the cool kid and being able to get away with that. I think it's more a case of I don't care than anything else.

In school, I was the smart kid, then the band kid, and the weird kid. I didn't fit a mold. I didn't make my own mold till a few years ago, I gave up on giving a shit what people think. I know I'm too old for my piercings and fauxhawk, but I don't care. In school I was so insecure it was painful, I had A friend, and then she transferred to another school so...Yep I was sad.

Someone told me tonight they love my music (playing the jukebox at The Dive). Not the first person to tell me that. I'm good with being a small town celebrity lol.
I don't crave attention, or acceptance. I'm me. It's just nice when it does show up. Part of it too is, I don't mind making a fool of myself. I was terrified of doing that for years. I got over it.

I'll be showing up for Dodgeball with the kids from The Dive next week wearing every piece of padding I can find. They'll love it. And We'll all laugh.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

R.I.P. Elizabeth Taylor

Old Hollywood has gone down the tubes. I've always admired her because even though she stayed in the spotlight for a lot of years because of what she did wrong (or people thought was wrong) the lady had guts. She didn't say "I was misquoted, or misrepresented, or mis-whatever." I'll miss her because she did more with her money than a whole lot of the so-called new stars will ever do.
She had class.

I got a haircut



Mom and I should be growing out at about the same rate now. And yes, I like it. Just showered because the pieces were driving me nuts. Forgot how much I liked it last time, oh yeah, I was sick and didn't give a shit last time.

Babysis came to town and still managed to kick my ass at darts. I'm home, clean, and probably going to bed as soon as Lucy quits bitching about my curls that the cat threw all over the floor.
Later kids.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

There Is Shit Afoot

Heh, always wanted to say that. Did you look at your shoe? Work is still work and dick is here so I'm hiding but I had a meeting tonight. No, Brooklyn, not that kind.
I'm playing dodgeball Saturday!!! After looking at videos.....I think I'll volunteer to ride the pine. Dodgeball ain't what it was back in my day lol. Still looks like fun and an opportunity to intentionally make a fool of myself so I'm all in. Now I need some tube socks...

Monday, March 21, 2011

The Asshole Chronicles

Work was pleasant for a bit. The new owners were cool. Then they hired this guy. I'm not sure why I work for him, other than I worked for them and nobody told me that until it was too late, but yeah. Annie and I work for Charles Durning. In a bad mood. Constantly. He's a dick.
I gave him the benefit of the doubt at first, he was mean to Annie, but I figured that was taking her down a notch, then he turned into the demon from hell on everyone.
Nope. Not impressed. And no, she didn't deserve the way he treated her either, it was just new guy in charge pissing on her territory to mark it for his own.
He's done something. There are pitchforks and torches being brought out. I'm just hiding in my office while I still have one. Fucker.
Guess I'll sleep so I can go in late and leave early tomorrow since he also cut my hours and still bitches I can't get my job done. Yep, it's like that.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Sunday Afternoon

Lucy and I slept in. I washed the Jeep, inside and out so it's good for a bit. Went to The Dive to read and accomplished some of that before Shark showed up. I let him beat the hell outta me a few games because he can, and I wasn't really feeling the dart thing. I got better, but not good. Came home to do some ironing so I'll have clothes for however much of the week I still have a job, and that's about it.
Gonna read some more and put my ass in bed so I can at least get to work on time tomorrow. Night kids.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Sober and Devious

I'm scary. Went to see Mom today. She has peach fuzz and it's awesome. Rubbed her head several times because really? It's cool. Her hair was thicker and coarser than mine, and I got a lot of hair. She has very soft sprouts.
Lucy and I are working on a surprise birthday party for her, which is where the deviousness comes in. We haven't celebrated birthdays in forever, so the fact she wants to warrants a big deal. She asked if she and I were gonna have a party since ours are very close together. I told her Lucy could make us a cake and I'm all good with eating cake and getting gifts.
Getting names and numbers together to invite people she worked with. It'll be fun. Wanna come over? It's April 23rd. Not telling Babysis or Stepdad yet because they leak info like sieves, and Mom mines for it like the pro she is. We also have a new addition to the family.

Mini Whinnies, they are cute.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Sweetness and Light

Ok, maybe some track lighting anyway. I think, hopefully erroneously, that I'm on the way out at work since the boss is a dick. His name rhymes with it too so I have difficulty, for some reason I call him Bill. I dunno. I must have a safety switch up there somewhere.
Gonna listen to some music and put my ass in bed. Night kids.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Ramblings and Such

I can talk, I just prefer to conserve my words. If a "Fuck You" will do, it's much easier than "I apologize for thinking your opinion is not worth the shit it's written in", so there you go.
Unfortunately I've had to learn to bullshit, and I really, really hate that. It must come with khakis and dress shoes.
Lately my dress shoes are seriously soiled and I hate that worse. I paid 12 bucks for those bitches. (Ok, depends on the shoe, I'm not a clothes horse either).
Have to add disclaimers for clarity because I also don't lie. I may embellish, or exaggerate, but the core of everything I say is true. Christian upbringings heh. Or just a sense of right and wrong that a lot of people don't seem to grasp. Sometimes I'm not sure which.
Anyways, here I is, and I don't have to be at work tomorrow until 9 because my hours got cut today. I know, I've been running my ass off for 40 hrs a week and now I have to do all that in 32. I don't expect there will be much fun.
I've already cancelled my tickets for the Charlie Sheen Fan Club get-together and "You Could Be Sheen" reality show. (Hmm, wonder if he's thought of that one yet?)
Money isn't a big deal yet, but self-esteem is. Apparently I have some, and it's bruised. Anyway. I should sleep. New boss will probably chew my ass tomorrow over something I din't get done while I wasn't there. YAY.
(Disclaimer to all of the above. This isn't where I meant to go, but it is what it is and apparently my brain is in one place. I know things are much worse in other places, I'm just wallowing in my own misery tonight. Apologies.)

Sunday, March 13, 2011

10 Pounds

I think I've gained that since Lucy has been here. It all seems to be in my tits too. I looked down in the shower this morning and said "Well, goodbye crepes, Hello Melons. I guess the breakfast menu has changed."
I went to The Dive and threw many darts with the guy better than me and beat him. He's also a liar who lets me win, but I dealt with it. My shirt was bothering me because dammit, I HAVE TITS. I'll be fasting again because really? I'm grossing myself out. Lucy says "Nice Boobies", grosses me out faster.
I'm back to starving because I don't like this. I'll add it to my list.
Gonzo and I are trying to finish up, but people keep getting in the way. I think I'll go finish that now and take my ass to bed.
Night kids.

Lazy Saturday

I slept in. Needed to go to work, never made it. Annie has The Plague, Lucy left to take care of business so I just hung out most of the day. Finally cleaned up and dressed to go to The Dive for some reading. Right now it's "Gonzo-The Life and Times Of Hunter S. Thompson" I like it. Went to the used book store for some trash to back this up since I'll probably finish it tomorrow. Threw a few darts, badly, came home and watched movies. About to crash, I think I still have some of The Plague hanging around too.
Later kids.

Friday, March 11, 2011

WooHoo or something like that

It's Friday. I found out the other day new boss doesn't have a sense of humor. Not a good thing. Mrs. Asshole said maybe he just didn't get mine, either way, it's trouble. Humor is all I got these days because I'm busier than a one armed paper hanger. Apparently I'm still supposed to take time to tell him I'm busy. He's blind if he can't see it so.......problem.
Lucy has some clean sheets and her waiting for me. I'm pretty sure I'll take advantage of the sheets. Lucy, probably not so much tonight, but I do appreciate the effort.

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Happy Fat Tuesday

I don't have any beads and didn't solicit any boobs, Damn, I'm slacking.
Think I'll eat something and take my ass to bed. Or maybe skip the eating since this weekend seems to have put a gut on me. Night kids.

Monday, March 07, 2011

Been Having Too Much Fun

or something. I've been busy being drunk, miserable or both way too much lately.
Today wasn't a good one. I got to The Dive, started reading even tho everyone was there, and pretty much made that my night for awhile. I wasn't in the mood for fun.

After My Brother Who Really Isn't showed up for an ass-whipping and we played some music I was back to just reading when one of the barflies brought me money and asked me to play some more. I did. She came back a few songs later and asked me to dance with her since it was "Dock of The Bay" I politely refused as not drunk enough. She's a nice lady, but don't want to taint her with that "Hanging in the queer corner" thing, even tho I'm pretty sure she could hold her own if it came up.

I'm just not in the mood for a fight these days. I think new boss has wimped the fight right outta me. It bothers me, but I don't have many options right now, I've gotta get my shit together and give a stellar performance, or give up completely.
I'm still trying to decide.

Going to bed since I have it to myself for a change, I can stretch everything out and see how that feels.
Later kids.

Thursday, March 03, 2011

Yeah, it's good Lucy walked me to bed

I didn't realize I'd posted last night. Apparently I didn't realize I existed last night. Not good I know. I think I should just cut my losses and run while I can because I've been more miserable the last few weeks than I've been in a long time. I'm loathe to say too much in case I get found online which I never really worried about before, but if I'm gonna have to job hunt, I don't want to see me on the FBI watch list or anything.
I just really really hate where things are going work wise, and now I'm going to sleep so I can get there all bright and bushy tomorrow since my hangover didn't hit till 2 this afternoon. Yay me:)

Wednesday, March 02, 2011

I think ive been way too drunk

I seems to have had to unlock something to let me post on my own place.
I'm also drunk, I sang, and sag, all to the good.
I shouldn't have to care, but appareently I should. And I'm done. I never played games, never wanted games. New guys promised me none. And that's all it is. I'm done.
The ocean is calling.