Gotta be a downer

I apparently have really low self-esteem. The end of my note on my cocktail napkin says "GET EXCITED!"
Yes, I even threw in the exclamation point.
I'm so Deja Vu-ing over this it ain't funny. Judy's beads ain't helping.
Stressful episodes seem to show up in my dreams before they happen. I realize it when they're happening, but can't do a damn thing about it. That's fucked.

I saw the place my sister had her car accident way before she had it. I just didn't know it was her, or that she was gonna die. That was really fucked up when I saw the place and recognized it as somewhere I'd never been.
If I'm gonna dream shit why can't I get pertinent information to stop it?
Now we all know why I'm crazy.

I think I'll go have another beer and go to bed since I need to play nice with the new world I'm stepping into.

My Twatercast

Although your actions may not produce practical results today, you are still able to justify what you do. You are learning new ways to handle familiar situations and although some changes are needed, it's easier to just maintain the status quo. Don't worry about things reverting to the way they once were. You are on an evolutionary path, so don't look back. Tuesday, June 30, 2009

I think I still have a job, and it looks like it'll be good. Someone actually asked my opinion, that's new.
I now have to figure out what the fuck I'm doing.

I feel Dirty

Long story short, the company I work for is being sold tomorrow. I'm not supposed to know that so shhhhhh. I met the new guys over the weekend, they know I know and all that jazz so one of them passed along a request for some info from me. (Since I still technically don't know) and I got it together and e-mailed it to him today.......and I feel like I was kissing ass when I told him to let me know if I could do anything else for him, or if that wasn't really the info he needed.
I know. I'm nitpicking. It's a new world for me, let's just hope I survive it.
I need to find my Magic 8 Ball. Later kids.

Annie brought me a gift

Apparently Annie and The Princess had a large time last night. Lucy picked them up at the end of the evening and they had stuff. Annie got me this.

I don't think I'll be using it anytime soon, but it's the thought that counts right?

Not The Usual For Sure

Ms. Sweet brought me bracelets from her Alaska trip.
One rubber that says Seattle, a leather and stone with my name on it to match my necklace and the beaded one.
I wear a lot of rubber shit on my arm because I can, before that, it was silver, I have a shitload of that. Now I have a shitload of rubber to wrap it in, hmmm.
She gave me a beaded bracelet that's supposed to ward off evil spirits, and she mentioned my dreams that I don't remember talking to her about. I think this is the best thing I've ever gotten. (Hell it took me long enough to get on, there's no getting it off) Yes, I believe in ghosts, spirits, whatever. I believe in a whole lot of shit most people don't, so sue me. I never knew she did, so it was a pretty interesting conversation. I think I'll leave the rubber and silver at home and trust in the beads she gave me.
I also think we should chalk this post up to stress and lack of sleep.

INVENTORY

Hell in one word. That was today for me along with My shit don't work, and I need this done when you get time. When the fuck am I supposed to do the part of the INVENTORY that I actually have to do?
I had 500 things in my face today, I finished exactly 1. That 1 took 3 hrs because I was depending on someone else to fix their end. It was not pretty.
I'll be going back for some more in the morning, thankfully there will be less people so I can hide the bodies before anyone sees.
Night kids.

MMM, Zombie Food

Created by Recipe Star

Touche'

Yesterday morning Handsome was lying in the hallway outside my door. It's cool, he likes it there. Of course his ass is pointed in, and Annie opened my door to yell at me to get my ass up since we needed to be at work.
I was soon accosted with what can only be described as tear gas since it woke me from a serious last minute sleep and set my nose hair on fire.
You know this means war.
I had collards, beans and mexican cornbread for lunch. I'm just waiting for the fucker to go back to sleep.......

Shit and Stuff and Dinner...ok maybe the other way around

I was looking forward to Collards and Cornbread (I even got Jalapenos from The Dive since I forgot them 2 days in a row at the grocery store.) TOO FUCKING HOT TO COOK.
I did half ass cook the collards since I picked them at Dad's Saturday, but no way in hell was I firing up an oven.
It's fucking hot when I complain people, I freeze all the time. I still have a sleeping bag on my bed because I'll get cold later, if I don't, then Hell really has frozen.
My brother (not really, but we play that) showed up at The Dive while I was reading. I haven't seen him in months so we hung out, caught up, all good.
Talked to an old friend from work when she called Annie, again all good.
Sat down to watch The Closer.......dammit.
Annie came out of her cave to talk about work some more and I was crying.....
She freaked till I told her it was the TV Show, damn Tv anyway.
Lucy is calling now so gotta go......to be continued.

I got boobs!

I was instructing Lucy on how to put on a sports bra with a bum arm. I'm not sure she learned anything. I am surprised she could hold the camera still since she was laughing her ass off.

Lucy is gonna kill me, but it's too funny not to

This morning we were getting ready to go to Dad's house. I'm in the bathroom when I hear her calling me from the bedroom sounding a bit distressed. I rush in to see what's up and actually didn't laugh because I was a good girl. You know she's not supposed to lift anything heavy because of her back and apparently trying to put the girls in her bra this morning fucked her up. She was quite pitiful, and when I told her I had to blog it I think that was the second time I was called a bitch today, I may have set a new speed record.

Disclaimer-The Girls were not hurt during the process but her hair was pulled when the harness caught her, and the actual problem is her arm, not her back. She's getting more Frankensteinish July 1st when they fix the arm. I did get called a bitch twice during this writing and I expect a couple of more before midnight.
Later kids.

I'm cut off

Annie told Lucy that when she came through the livingroom to see me with newspaper on my head. Rocky Horror is on, I was Janet Dammit.
Today was hell so it's good to be stupid and make Lucy laugh.
Later kids.

I took a Me day

I took a vacay day since I'm rolling over next month and it was nice. I haven't taken a day off and just done shit I wanted to do in forever.
I haven't had a real vacation in years, so just a day to myself was pretty cool.
I took care of business around the house, yard is mowed, I ran into crazy woman at the recycle center again.
The Dollar Tree here doesn't carry my glasses dammit, it was too late in the day to drive over to the next town to the store I bought these in.
I had a reuben at The Dive, and it was excellent. J and I were throwing darts when the bartender brings me their phone, it's Stalker #2. I tell her no, no, no I'm throwing darts and make sure Annie will show up to protect me.
I came home and finished a book and it's bedtime now.
I have to get up to go to hell tomorrow. Dammit.
I'm just happy today was good.
Tomorrow may require a seatbelt and valium.

I need to Re-Categorize

Mr. and Mrs. Asshole probably need new names since we've become friends with them. She was never really an asshole, I just didn't like him much. We got over it, or he and I both mellowed, go figure.
How about Andre and Edna? He's a giant and well, her glasses remind me of Dame Edna, without the rhinestones, I'm looking for some of those for myself.
She and I have had conversations where we pretty much started a mutual admiration society. I like her because she's honest and she likes me for the same reason. Sometimes we're both brutally honest and the wounds have to heal before things are ok again. She's shown herself to be a classy lady, and yes, I told her that, in the ladies room, with strict instruction that the conversation was not to leave the room dammit.
I'll settle for I've got new friends, and we'll hang out again.

I'll bitch about Industrialization now

I kinda laughed last week when I saw Blue Jays chasing a Hawk around, I told Mr. Hawk he was in the wrong hood. On the way home tonight the very thoughtful person in front of me hit a possum on the half shell that was on the side of the road and skated it over to me for the score. When the hell did Armadillos get to N. Alabama? Hell, for that matter, when did hockey fans get to N. Alabama?
Unfortunately, we didn't score and Mr. Puck has been there for a bit, the Jeep smells like an ancient whorehouse that lepers lived in because I had to close it up for the major thunderstorm I was just ahead of. Looks like another one is moving in too, so I'm gonna shut off everything and watch lightning till Lucy calls.
Night kids.

I Scared Lucy Again

I told her today I'm going to buy more reading glasses so I can color coordinate with my shirts. I think she fell out since I can't even dress myself other than denim goes with anything. We'll get over it.
I used to have a sunglasses thing, the wilder the better. Since I can't read these days without help, might as well make the most of it. My mother inadvertently created a monster.
This should be fun.

Too many things........it makes my head spin more

We went to a pool party that turned into a wedding today. What the fuck is wrong with these people?
It was awesome, love her, barely know him, but they apparently love each other so ok.
Gotta go, Double Indemnity is on, I'm a sucker for black and white movies.

Lucy said I scared her

I sent her a pic of my new $1.00 reading glasses.


I know, they look awesome, I look like shit.
Out shopping (which I hate) with Mom, I had to get in the spirit of the day, so what the fuck.

Melancholy Baby

I don't know why I feel this way. Mom and I had a great day together, I was late showing up, and she was late getting out so that was cool. We had breakfast and shopped and hung out. I got back to town and just felt totally down, and I don't know why.

Mom is in good health, she's gaining weight, cancer free, we laughed and talked and I had to drive her nice Jeep since there were left turns involved. We both bought books and bullshit since she drug me to dollar and thrift stores while we were out.

I'll get my groove back tomorrow. I think I'll go curl up in my blankie and sleep tonight. Night kids.

I almost lost my soul

Talking to Mom earlier, she said Spawn was a lot like Babysis. They agreed I was given a handfull when I had to take care of her back in the day. I was 8 when she came along, and I was her primary caregiver. No wonder she's her. I forgot how much I hated her by the time she was 6 or so, she was the spoiled one.
Spawn has surpassed her by a long shot.
I was gonna tell Mom I couldn't hang out with her tomorrow because of money.
I need to work all weekend, I can't really afford to take off tomorrow. Well fuck that.
I need my family more than I need a job right now. They'll love me, the job won't.

I'm a Bitch and then some

Yesterday.
I went to The Dive, already thinking I'd have to deal with Stalker #1 and wasn't looking forward to it. I could have hid in a booth, but no, dammit, it's my place. I had the headache from hell, but wanted to finish the book I was reading so manners went out the window.
Suddenly he's making his nest across from me and then asks if I mind? My mouth opened and "Does it fucking matter if I do?" came out. Apparently it did.
Lisa Scottoline -The Vendetta Defense, good book.

Today.
No Show, him not me. Yay a little.
And I feel bad, a little. I'm not an awful person, but dammit. I've put up with him for months now. I'm reading a fucking book, if I wanted to talk I'd be doing it.
Right now, I don't want to hear about how he just got back from the beach, or anything else. I don't go to the other bar anymore because I just don't want to talk to him. I actually visited there a couple of times while he was gone just to see people I miss who DON'T show up at The Dive requiring my attention.
Fuck.
I seem to have issues about this, I'll address them when I get to Hell and hire a therapist since they all seem to be Satan's Minions anyway.
I told you the Horses were here, apparently I have pent up PMS too.

I laughed till I cried

Talk about them, and they will come

So apparently I just needed to give Mother Nature a nudge, she forgot to put me on her calendar, she's back so I don't have to kill Lucy. Unfortunately she seems to have ridden in along with the 4 Horsemen of the Apocolypse since I did almost kill Annie again, but the thought of Big Bertha made me shut my mouth and keep my hands off her throat.
I've apparently lost a week somewhere also, I thought He Who Interrupts My Reading just left for the beach this week, it must have been last week, I've enjoyed the peace and quiet. I was leaving The Dive this afternoon when he showed up so thankfully I didn't have to hear about it. I waved and brought my ass home to help Annie finish that fucking plumbing.
I'm going to read until Lucy calls and take my ass to bed because Mondays always suck.
Later kids.

Did I tell you I'm late?

I got so used to Mother Nature just popping in whenever I forgot to keep track, but I know she was here end of April because that was just the best birthday present ever. Now, it's June....Damn. I should have checked that fucking bouquet for a turkey baster.
There's a Walgreen's next to Waffle House, I'll let you know.

I didn't kill her, but I should have

Today, I told Annie my plumbing was leaking and she had the nerve to tell me to just cap it off and we'd do it later. Ok, why the hell wasn't that good enough yesterday?
I gave up.
We were supposed to meet family for cake and ice cream today. Mom and Babysis apparently had a spat so that was out. (Spawn may be famous tomorrow, I'll let you know.) Since Lucy and I were dressed up with no place to go, we went to Friday's for lunch and saw another favorite bartender, he was having lunch too. Lucy beat my ass at trivia a couple of games and then I found my groove again. We went to The Dive where she almost beat me at darts, then home where I grilled some awesome burgers.
It was a good day.
I changed her bandages and OH MY FUCKING GOD POKE MY EYES OUT! Ok, not really, looks like a zipper, just a rather long one. She's doing really well, I'm impressed.
Alright enough of this shit. I'm going to harrass Lucy some more and get some sleep.
Later kids.

I'm gonna have to kill Annie

Lucy's sister was bringing her here tonight, and Annie got totally stupid. We had to clean, she was gonna vacuum, but she just kept combing the dog.....the bathroom had to be fixed (because we just capped it off after the last debacle so we could shower and it was fine.) She went and cut the pipe and pretty much walked away to comb the dog or something.
I vacuumed, picked up, and left with Lucy for The Dive because she wanted to go. I expected a repaired bathroom when we got home.
Nope.
I fixed it, and am hoping the cement sets by morning because right now, we have a leak. Ok, I'll just kill her in her bed and get over it. Stupid Bitch.

He's HOW MANY?

Spawn is 3 today ya'll. Holy Shit I'm getting old. Lucy and I were planning to get him an EZ bake oven since he likes to cook so much. It's still in the works I think. The funniest thing is he wants a pink Mustang. Babysis is having coniptions about that. I told Mom it would be cheaper to just paint his red one (since he does have a Mustang already, along with a Gator, Club Cadet, 2 motorcycles and a John Deere tractor)he's not spoiled at all. Of course that won't fly with her, or him either probably. He chewed Mom out today because she said his mommy was blonde and didn't know anything (well she is). Good kid, defends his mom.
We'll be seeing him Saturday, hopefully with oven in tow.

Stand By Me is finishing up, great movie. Guess I'll read till somebody calls and take my ass to bed. Night kids.

I need to find younger heroes

RIP Koko. I love you.


Now I've got to go find the pictures of her in the shimmery silver suit she was wearing when I saw her the second time. Damn.

Congratulations Washington

I don't watch sports often, other than tennis and I'm slacking on that these days, but I've watched college softball for the last few days. I wanted Georgia to win, but alas, Washington was too much for them. It's ok, they lost with class.
Danielle Lawrie is pretty fucking awesome. No, I'm not old lady crushing on her, she looked rattled Sunday afternoon but just came back with some amazing shit after that. Pretty damned impressive for a college kid.
I've got a new book, see ya'll later.

I just checked mail

I got a new debit card because I may have been compromised. Googling the company that may have compromised me, I see there were news stories in January.
I'll be going back to cash transactions. Fuckers.

Paybacks are hell

The chili cheese kraut dog with mustard I had for lunch caused me a bit of intestinal distress. I came home and sat on The Handsome Devil's head, he now has no fur on his face. That'll teach him.