Sunday at The Dive with Canadians

I went to The Dive to read for a bit this afternoon and they were unnaturally busy. I actually had to sit in a booth. Hockey. I haven't paid much attention to the Olympics obviously. It was cool, people were actually jumping up and down when we scored to go into overtime. I watched off and on.
There was a table wearing Canadian jerseys, and one guy draped in a Canadian flag, it was cool. They were sitting with the bartender's husband who is from the country, and a former hockey player. He doesn't show up often so it was a big day. He was cheering for us btw. (Ok, that's the official story, but I doubt it.)
Best team won.
All done. Glad that shit is over so things can get back to normal.
I'm taking my ass to bed now since I have to work tomorrow. Night kids.

Lucy Fucked Up a Memory for all of us

Peanuts in coke. Apparently peanuts in Diet Coke aren't the same. Dammit.

Chivalry is NOT dead

My Nephew was bitten in a bitter argument over an older woman the other day. He was holding a seat for her when the Beast refused to leave it vacant for her. Spawn, being the gallant gentleman he is, punched the kid for taking over the space alloted to the nymph.
The 3 yr olds tussled, Spawn was bitten after many blows were thrown and the 4 yr old showed up and told them they were both assholes and went to sit with a 5 yr old.
That'll teach 'em.

It's the Second Time

Lucy left me at The Dive with every mentally challenged person in the Universe. In this case Mentally Challenged = Dumbass Drunk Poopyhead in tinfoil hats.
I was sitting on the curb when she finally showed back up. Thankfully it was above freezing this time.

I came home this morning to pick up Annie's phone for her because I really didn't want to be at work anyway, time away was good. I'm leaving and run into Moses on my front porch. For real, his name was Moses, and he wanted to give me some religious literature. I was nice and took it, amused at the subject matter for reasons of my own. If he comes back Sunday I'll ask him if my atheist ass can marry a female catholic in his church anytime soon.

It was actually a productive day. I'm quoting Forrest Gump to Lucy now, and she's not happy and I'll be sleeping soon since I'm full of good pizza and beer.
Night kids.

Mom Was Calling

So my phone said. It was Spawn telling me he'd lost his baseball. Mom found him and her phone and asked what was up. I told her he called me. I don't think she believed me, but yes he did. I'm so proud. He's already a covert operative in the "Don't Let Mom Know Army."
I'm going to buy condoms for him now.

I had a weekend

Lucy and I left town Friday night after throwing some darts with Ms. Sweet and assorted other idjits, picked up some chicken and headed to Dad's. It was good.
Dad can deal with me after a few beers, he's usually had a toddy or two by the time I show up, so it's all good. We hung out, spent Saturday with him and had a great time. He and Lucy gave me shit for sleeping until breakfast was ready, but come on? He didn't need any help, she was just comic relief until things were done.

Late Saturday was Spawn time. Oh yeah, Mom, Stepdad and Babysis were there too. We took Spawn home after some good food and visiting and he and I played in his shop while Lucy and Babysis actually got to watch a movie.
Babysat this morning while everyone was off doing their thing, and I'm tired. Lucy is probably more tired since I made her hang with him while I slept in.

I've been to The Dive to read, loving and hating P.D. Martin at the moment.
Too bad tomorrow starts a new week and I need to fix shit at work. We'll see how that goes since I don't really wanna stay there half the night all week, but it needs to be done.
Later kids.

Hello Local News

Learn the difference between East and West. You made me late to work this morning.

I should sleep now.

I was Apparently Feverish Last Night

I'm still sick, but not so bad. I can breathe today, that's a good thing.
Air is underrated.
I also had shit to say, but forgot most of it when I talked to Lucy because she tends to fry my brain since hers is all over the place, and I may have lost mine.
I think I'll just go to bed and try again tomorrow.
Night.

Sock Monkey Commercials

You see that bitch? Yeah, you don't see the part where it's kicking me in the head every morning and laughing like it's the Great Wizard. Fucker.
I hate it I love the commercial.
At the moment I'm medicated and drunk and may have fished my brain out of my left nostril earlier so this may all be moot.
I need to find a new sleep buddy, looks like Mr. Mittens is it tonight.

A Day Off Is A Good Thing

Since the weather was bad and Plague Monkey wanted to snuggle my head some more this morning, I took the day off. In between naps on the couch I watched a marathon of Supernatural. I should get out from under my rock more often. Never heard of it, but it's right up my alley and I loved it.
Also caught up on my mail and such and found out Dick Francis died. Hate that, I've read him off and on over the years. Can't go wrong with murders and horseracing.
Other than that, nothing. Got out to re-stock on OJ and Mucinex and went to the bookstore just in case since I had nothing to read. Started to The Dive a bit later to read and waste some time, but made it as far as the Crack Stop and came back home. At least I'm well rested for the moment. Gonna talk to Lucy for a few and probably take my ass back to bed. Tomorrow isn't looking any better weather wise but at least the Monkey seems to be leaving me alone for now. Night kids.

Happy VD Kids

I hope you all had a great day. I know you're jealous the Plague Monkey jumped all over me instead of you, but oh well.
Bruises and scales are the new sex-ay let me tell ya. I had someone making me potato soup and doing my laundry since I was so pitiful yesterday. Whatever works. Soup is good and I have clean sheets today, so I'm not complaining.
I replenished the Kleenex and OJ supply this afternoon and will probably be taking my ass to bed to those clean sheets soon.
Later.

I Take It Back

I made a comment on Syd's blog not long ago about living in the only civilized city in my fucked up state. I was wrong.
Last week a 9th grader shot another in the middle of school, supposedly gang related, still not sure about all that.
Today a college professor decided to start shooting in a meeting when she was denied tenure. Last report was 3 dead and 3 wounded. Yes, I said SHE, that surprised me more than anything.
Link here if you're interested.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
I think I'll go hug the dogs and take my plague ridden ass to bed, because this is just too much. I'm ready to give up on humanity because apparently too few of us have any left.

Well fuck this week

Tuesday pretty much sucked too. I was late because I'm apparently getting sick and bed is my best friend. I'm also too stupid to live. Not a good combination.
I think I'll go visit there so maybe tomorrow will be better. Night kids.

Monday was a waste of a day

I didn't accomplish jack shit at work today. I hate it when that happens. Of course all is better now. Lucy talked to Dad and he's not seeing the skank anymore so I'm singing "Ding Dong, the witch is gone."
I'll be at Dad's this weekend since we haven't hung out in awhile.
I Seem to have become allergic to beer. This is wrong. I'm still drinking it, hoping it will get better, but it tastes like ass, and is not having the desired effect.
The dog keeps giving me a chesire cat smile, maybe beer IS having the desired effect. I should sleep.
Night kids.

Ballgame?

I went to The Asshole's house for the game. I gave a shit either way, but Yay Saints. There was free food and people so it was good.
I heard them talking about me when I showed up, they were looking at pics from last night with my party hats.
I think I saw 2 seconds of the actual game, I hung in the kitchen and swapped recipe's with the wives, and came home in time for the final.
I'm not sure what was up with all that, but I had a good time. Yes, recipes, get over it.
We also trashed everyone else we know and decided to tell Mom not to give me a girly watch again because it seems to have bewitched me. I didn't scratch my non-existent balls once.

Going to talk to Lucy and take my ass to bed. I'm a tired bitch.

It was a birthday party

I made sure I had all my party hats going on. Birthday boy enjoyed it. I got blown a bunch. It was a good night.

No Jackie, but she is a J

Yep, she looks like The Grandson, totally pissed off.

What do you call it...

Is it Cannibalism if a dog eats a hotdog?

I went to The Dive and got a giant hotdog and tots to bring home. I knew it would be nice and soggy and just right by the time I got here. It was. The container broke when I picked it up so tots and half my dog found the floor of the Jeep. Dammit.
I threw everything out into the yard, knowing the dog next door would end up with it. Little shit is gonna have big shits tomorrow. There was chili, cheese, onions, mustard and extra kraut on that fucker.
I couldn't have eaten it all anyway, only finished half of the half that was still ok, but still. Dammit.

Only good thing to happen today was my new Joan Osborne cd came in. Love her voice.
Here you go.

I'm Too Young for This

I'm gonna be a Great Aunt again. The Grandson and wife are at hospital now. C-section scheduled for Thursday, precautionary measures at the moment. I'll post a pic when she gets here.